FleurDeLune Posted October 1, 2016 Author Share Posted October 1, 2016 Oo naman. II'll make a separate thread on that later. That is if you wish to. I'm just a bit busy assisting someone's concern right now, though. Quote Link to comment
FleurDeLune Posted October 1, 2016 Author Share Posted October 1, 2016 I think it will be better if the satirical songs or poems be left here. Alright. Otherwise I'll move any of them to Literary Folio Thread. Quote Link to comment
FleurDeLune Posted October 2, 2016 Author Share Posted October 2, 2016 You will never know until you try. Quote Link to comment
Kapote Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Friendship Philippines: Okay, time for change. Let's do this.Japan: You want transportation, I can give you loan.Philippines: Thank you that would be much appreciated. You even gave so much donation already.Japan: No biggie, that's what friends are for.Philippines: What about South China Sea?Japan: I will support you whatever your decisions may be. I have your back.Philippines: Damn.. that was kind of you.Japan: Visit me, maybe I can share my ideas to you for nation building.Philippines: Certainly, See you soon. ========================================= USA: Hey, Phil. I don't want what you are doing.Philippines: Come on, you know my problems right.USA: I am giving you aid, remember how much I gave the last time? I am one of the biggest donor.Philippines: Of course, we will never forget. That was a donation and not a loan. But can you just let me do my thing? I'm trying to work here.USA: I am going to give you aid, but you can only use it by my specification.Philippines: I thought I am a brother to you, that's how you treat your brother? China would like to talk to me, would you back me up?USA: I am busy at the moment, maybe if someone dies I may consider helping you. Let me check my congress approval.Philippines: The tension is so high already after that arbitral decision, any time we could be at the eye of the destruction.USA: Well, that is why we are here right, we want to be in your area to feel the tension escalating so we can decide and be ready when that happens.Philippines: What? So you want my military bases readily available but I cannot be confident with your help in dealing with China?USA: Yep, you got that right. Remember my investments mostly controls your economy. Also, EU, my bitch will pull out investments too. Deal with it.Philippines: Well f#&k you too you f#&king f**ker. I am not an enemy to anyone, I am open to have a deal with everyone.USA: hey, did I say something wrong? You cannot beat China if I am not around. I will add donations to you just play by my rules, my game. I need to be within your area 24/7. Remember Yolanda?Philippines: Go to hell. I do not need to beat anybody. You remain my friend and I remain indebted to your donations but please let me be for the moment. ========================================== China: Hey, heard you going to pursue nation building, I can build trains for you. Bullet train. Also I understand your vision and I will give you rehab centers to help you clean your people.Philippines: Well I would gladly accept. Thank you very much, so you open for discussion?China: Certainly, but how can I be sure no one is controlling you now?Philippines: Of course no one is controlling me. I have my own sovereignty. Also, are we friends or foe?China: Hey, I've been trading with you long before you've been colonized. Most of your top businessmen comes from my turf. Does that mean anything to you? So what do you offer?Philippines: I have cheap land, cheap labor but highly experienced and knowledgeable. I'm going to clean our land from insurgency. You open for business?China: Business is my middle name. What do you want in return?Philippines: well, I need fish. Exports and energy.China:, I will open importations of your products. Fish all you can once there will be no more aggression from USA. Let's talk about your energy further. But you know, I want to have free access on that sea of yours for my trading with other countries.Philippines: well, if you can assure me that we are truly friends, I may have to cut my military ties. What would I need that for. ========================================== Russia: You want to cut ties with the US? How can you defend yourself?Philippines: USA won't sell me fire power, you have something to offer?Russia: See for yourself, I have various kinds and they are at par with what US can give.Philippines: You sure about that? so what is it for you?Russia: Well, I do not want US to be controlling our region. So maybe you can give a little leeway with your deal with USA.Philippines: But we will not have military alliance right? I just want to improve my own militarization to guard my EEZ.Russia: No, we just want USA to stop its militarization in your area, without it trading will be open while I allied with China the way I want it to. I may stop by your bases once in a while for the maintenance of equipments though. That's it.Philippines: By the way, my Visayas and Mindanao would be open for business. Are you interested?Russia: Sure, let me check that out. And also, can you give me some of those bananas of yours. I heard they are delicious.Philippines: You got that right. Even my senator love her bananas. Quote Link to comment
gamehunter Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 prove that this is the REAL intention so much for a conclusion How about citing counter examples that he is not pro commie-China? Puro ganyan na lang kasi kaya mong gawin. Do you think your president's trash talk (against the Western countries) is helping the country? Quote Link to comment
daphne loves derby Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 How about citing counter examples that he is not pro commie-China? Puro ganyan na lang kasi kaya mong gawin. Do you think your president's trash talk (against the Western countries) is helping the country? ahmm.. excuse me for your personal attacks but DO YOU KNOW ME to make such claim??? Di mo yata alam na kahit akoy pro duterte ay isa ako sa bumabatikos sa foul mouth niya. MAG BACKREAD KA MUNA BAGO KA MANGHUSGA AT MAGMAGALING wag makisawsaw kung gusto lang magpasikat sa thread na to vs the regulars Quote Link to comment
Kapote Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 akala mo lang yun... in fairness kay Pnoy, nagkaroon ng 24 hour shifting ng prosecutors at PAO sa NAIA during that time. ilang beses ko na sinabi, ako mismo, apektado dyan.... PAO ang misis ko... pag shift nya, ipinagddrive ko pa sa sya kahit madaling araw. tapos malalaman lang namin malalaman, wala naman laglag bala, mga tangengot lang na nagdadala ng anting anting ang meron kaya nahuhulihan. So, inutos pala ni Noynoy na magkaroon ng 24 hour shifting ng prosecutor sa NAIA,probably kung may prosecutor tendency is they will stop temporarily yung laglag bala. Pero mismong si Persida Acosta pa nga ang humarap nung mataniman ng bala yung dalawang matanda at kinikilan. Baka nga wala naglalaglag bala at may nagdala ng anting anting kuno. So para kay Noynoy ang paglalagay ng prosecutor ang tamang solusyon. Compare natin now. Pag may tanga na nagdala ng anting anting at nakita sa xray, o tanga ka a, nagdala ka ng bala. Akin na nga yan at lumayas ka sa harap ko. Walang kaso, walang atraso, walang tendency na mangikil at wala ng gastos ang gobyerno sa paglalagay ng prosecutor. Di pa mapapagod si sir Jopoc maghatid sa misis nya. Galing ni Noynoy di ba. 3 Quote Link to comment
LordJaden Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 So, inutos pala ni Noynoy na magkaroon ng 24 hour shifting ng prosecutor sa NAIA,probably kung may prosecutor tendency is they will stop temporarily yung laglag bala. Pero mismong si Persida Acosta pa nga ang humarap nung mataniman ng bala yung dalawang matanda at kinikilan. Baka nga wala naglalaglag bala at may nagdala ng anting anting kuno. So para kay Noynoy ang paglalagay ng prosecutor ang tamang solusyon. Compare natin now. Pag may tanga na nagdala ng anting anting at nakita sa xray, o tanga ka a, nagdala ka ng bala. Akin na nga yan at lumayas ka sa harap ko. Walang kaso, walang atraso, walang tendency na mangikil at wala ng gastos ang gobyerno sa paglalagay ng prosecutor. Di pa mapapagod si sir Jopoc maghatid sa misis nya. Galing ni Noynoy di ba.Hahaha! Tama nga naman, dapat si Jopoc pala galit ke Noynoy dahil napapagod sa kakahatid sa misis eh me mas simple at epektibo palang solusyon! Natawa naman ako jan Kapote! Quote Link to comment
jopoc Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 So, inutos pala ni Noynoy na magkaroon ng 24 hour shifting ng prosecutor sa NAIA,probably kung may prosecutor tendency is they will stop temporarily yung laglag bala. Pero mismong si Persida Acosta pa nga ang humarap nung mataniman ng bala yung dalawang matanda at kinikilan. Baka nga wala naglalaglag bala at may nagdala ng anting anting kuno. So para kay Noynoy ang paglalagay ng prosecutor ang tamang solusyon. Compare natin now. Pag may tanga na nagdala ng anting anting at nakita sa xray, o tanga ka a, nagdala ka ng bala. Akin na nga yan at lumayas ka sa harap ko. Walang kaso, walang atraso, walang tendency na mangikil at wala ng gastos ang gobyerno sa paglalagay ng prosecutor. Di pa mapapagod si sir Jopoc maghatid sa misis nya. Galing ni Noynoy di ba. naspanood nyo lang once sa TV na nagpasikat si Acosta, sya na ang binigyan ng whole credit... anyway, mahirap mag comment kung hindi alam ang pinagsasabi..... ang paglagay ng prosecutor ay para ma-inquest na agad yung nahulihan.... meaning, para makaalis din agad sya sa same flight or at least next flight. dati kasi, kailangan wait pa the next day, lalo na kung late at night nangyayari.... ihahatid pa yung nahulihan sa Pasay City hall para sa inquest proceedings dahil walang available na inquest prosecutor.... no choice naman ang NAIA security, prosecutors at PAO pagdating sa pagdakip ng mga may dalang bala...TALAGANG BAWAL YAN SA BATAS.... sumusunod lang sila sa batas..... dura lex sed lex..... pero dahil sa 24 hour inquest prosecutor that time, bumilis ang pagpapaalis ng mga nahuhulihan.... they will still be prosecuted pero pagbalik na nila.... hindi pwede na hindi kasuhan dahil YAN ANG BATAS..... until mabago ang batas, wala naman sila magagawa... LAW ENFORCERS lang sila.... palibhasa mana kayo sa Poon nyo... hindi naniniwala sa batas.... Quote Link to comment
daphne loves derby Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 naspanood nyo lang once sa TV na nagpasikat si Acosta, sya na ang binigyan ng whole credit... anyway, mahirap mag comment kung hindi alam ang pinagsasabi..... ang paglagay ng prosecutor ay para ma-inquest na agad yung nahulihan.... meaning, para makaalis din agad sya sa same flight or at least next flight. dati kasi, kailangan wait pa the next day, lalo na kung late at night nangyayari.... ihahatid pa yung nahulihan sa Pasay City hall para sa inquest proceedings dahil walang available na inquest prosecutor.... no choice naman ang NAIA security, prosecutors at PAO pagdating sa pagdakip ng mga may dalang bala...TALAGANG BAWAL YAN SA BATAS.... sumusunod lang sila sa batas..... dura lex sed lex..... pero dahil sa 24 hour inquest prosecutor that time, bumilis ang pagpapaalis ng mga nahuhulihan.... they will still be prosecuted pero pagbalik na nila.... hindi pwede na hindi kasuhan dahil YAN ANG BATAS..... until mabago ang batas, wala naman sila magagawa... LAW ENFORCERS lang sila.... palibhasa mana kayo sa Poon nyo... hindi naniniwala sa batas.... hayan ka na naman sa mga personal attacks mo.. MAY PRUWEBA KA???pag nasusukol at napapahiya na personal attacks na binabanat. Quote Link to comment
Kapote Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 naspanood nyo lang once sa TV na nagpasikat si Acosta, sya na ang binigyan ng whole credit... anyway, mahirap mag comment kung hindi alam ang pinagsasabi..... ang paglagay ng prosecutor ay para ma-inquest na agad yung nahulihan.... meaning, para makaalis din agad sya sa same flight or at least next flight. dati kasi, kailangan wait pa the next day, lalo na kung late at night nangyayari.... ihahatid pa yung nahulihan sa Pasay City hall para sa inquest proceedings dahil walang available na inquest prosecutor.... no choice naman ang NAIA security, prosecutors at PAO pagdating sa pagdakip ng mga may dalang bala...TALAGANG BAWAL YAN SA BATAS.... sumusunod lang sila sa batas..... dura lex sed lex..... pero dahil sa 24 hour inquest prosecutor that time, bumilis ang pagpapaalis ng mga nahuhulihan.... they will still be prosecuted pero pagbalik na nila.... hindi pwede na hindi kasuhan dahil YAN ANG BATAS..... until mabago ang batas, wala naman sila magagawa... LAW ENFORCERS lang sila.... palibhasa mana kayo sa Poon nyo... hindi naniniwala sa batas.... Base na din sayo, kakasuhan pa din, pero papayagang makaalis dahil???? Wala ako alam sa batas, baka may pwede magclarify kasi mukang kulang kulang. Quote Link to comment
daphne loves derby Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 eh di ganyan dapat posts mo... hindi yung bibigyan mo kami ng link na walang pakialam kay digong tapos credit mo sa kanya.... nakaka misinform ka ng tao eh.... kaya f#cked up bansa natin... dahil sa misinformation. mr. matalinong attorney ma magaling sa information. Hindi mo ata napansin na yung video link na yun ay galing sa YELLOW MEDIA na ABSCBN.. Sa tingin mo i ke CREDIT nila ke Digong yun? Kelan nila ginawa yun? Nag eexpect ka??? Common sense naman dyan... Quote Link to comment
jopoc Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 mr. matalinong attorney ma magaling sa information. Hindi mo ata napansin na yung video link na yun ay galing sa YELLOW MEDIA na ABSCBN.. Sa tingin mo i ke CREDIT nila ke Digong yun? Kelan nila ginawa yun? Nag eexpect ka??? Common sense naman dyan... eh di sana hindi ABS-CBN yung ginamit mong link nung una.... asus naman... yellow media... nilalayo mo ang usapan... matagal nang yellow media yang abs-cbn... bakit dun ka pa kumuha ng source ng link mo? tapos babanatan mong yellow media.... huwaw Quote Link to comment
daphne loves derby Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) eh di sana hindi ABS-CBN yung ginamit mong link nung una.... asus naman... yellow media... nilalayo mo ang usapan... matagal nang yellow media yang abs-cbn... bakit dun ka pa kumuha ng source ng link mo? tapos babanatan mong yellow media.... huwaw ikaw ang wag mong ibahin ang usapan.. maka discredit ka lang kung ano ano pa sinasabi mo.. kaya nga ako nag lagay ng ibang source eh di ba? ataters ka kasi.. gusto mo ata lahat ng bagay dito eh papabor sayo... huwaw parang ung pag alis ng pinas sa UN di ba sobrang atat ka nun na mangyari kaya ka nasabihan ng.... Edited October 20, 2016 by daphne loves derby 1 Quote Link to comment
red60 Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) He was too stupid to be part of the drug operation. If it was really an ejk I assure you it won't be done that way.And I think crime of passion will never be eradicated. Well the point here is that crime of passion is being committed then made to look like drug related so people won't bother investigating. E malas ng cop daming nakakita. Edited October 20, 2016 by red60 Quote Link to comment
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