camiar Posted April 14, 2011 Author Share Posted April 14, 2011 A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work" The German doctor comments: "That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain from one man, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work" The Filipino doctor answers and laughs: "You all are way behind us. Last year , we took a man with no brains and no balls and put himin as President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!!! Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted April 19, 2011 Author Share Posted April 19, 2011 (edited) Takot sa sarili nyang daga! The way Noynoy and his boys are doing it blaming all the ills of government on the past government and corruption what is more likely to happen is that once the Ombudsman is removed, corruption will even be more massive under the Noynoy government as he and his allies will be protected. And he will have no one to blame but himself. Edited April 19, 2011 by camiar Quote Link to comment
william777 Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 NAKAKTAWA KAYONG LAHAT Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted June 30, 2011 Author Share Posted June 30, 2011 BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERSNEED TO BE CHANGED OFTENANDFOR THE SAME REASON! Quote Link to comment
scam Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 JINGOY: ' Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako ng'cocomban ' ..ERAP: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon ' cocomban ' pa rin ang tawag mo!JINGOY: Ano po ba ang tama?ERAP: Bomb paper! In a very recent funeral nag kita sila... ERAP: Tara na , Noynoy. Alis na tayo!NOYNOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: 'REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED. NOYNOY: Pare , ang bilis kong nabuo ' tong puzzle!ERAP: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?NOYNOY: 5 months!ERAP: Tagal naman!NOYNOY: Tagal ba ' yun? Nakalagay nga dito: 'for 3 years & up ' !ERAP: Ah ok na nga, Autistic ka nga pala! JINGOY: ' Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako ng'cocomban ' ..ERAP: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon ' cocomban ' pa rin ang tawag mo!JINGOY: Ano po ba ang tama?ERAP: Bomb paper! In a very recent funeral nag kita sila... ERAP: Tara na , Noynoy. Alis na tayo!NOYNOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: 'REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED. NOYNOY: Pare , ang bilis kong nabuo ' tong puzzle!ERAP: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?NOYNOY: 5 months!ERAP: Tagal naman!NOYNOY: Tagal ba ' yun? Nakalagay nga dito: 'for 3 years & up ' !ERAP: Ah ok na nga, Autistic ka nga pala! Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 Bishop Rosales exorcising Noynoy! Quote Link to comment
2XS Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Bishops: Nagkasala ka sa Diyos at dapat ikaw ay mag-repent.PGMA: Ay ganun ba, baka kaya nyo akong ipagdasal.Bishops: Hindi, masama sobra ang ginawa mo sa mata ni Lord.PGMA: Bibigyan ko kayo ng Pajero and iba-pa.Bishops: In the name of the father and of the son and of the holy ghost, may the blessings of God be upon you always, go with God you saintly woman. Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted July 23, 2011 Author Share Posted July 23, 2011 Noynoy's latest book: Quote Link to comment
scam Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 MY WAY(by GMA) And now,my end is near,and so I facethe nation's judgment My friendsI say it clearI have my caseand it's impending. I've liveda lie that's fulland gained from dealsfrom every highway0h yesi stole a lotand did it my way. secretsI had a fewtwo leaky boobsof false dimensionI didwhat I had to doGarci saw it thruwith out exemption To thinkI did all thatand may I saynot in a shy wayOh yesI screwed u alland did it my way! Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted July 31, 2011 Author Share Posted July 31, 2011 BS Aquino's much ballyhooed straight path looks like it has a carnival circus at its end... Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted September 2, 2011 Author Share Posted September 2, 2011 (edited) I got this in my email: NEW BILL ON FILIPINO ACCOUNTING TERMS Dilemma of Accounting in Filipino Accountants (Pagtutuos) Take Note!!!!!!!!! A bill filed by Sen. Lito Lapid asks that proposed laws should be written in Filipino (Pilipino). Likewise, the official spoken language in the senate should be Filipino. A young, good-looking representative from Laguna sponsored a bill recommending the Filipino language be used in all levels of accounting firms & Banking Institutions. The solon claims it will provide better understanding of the business transactions for those who are inexperienced & non-English speaking citizens. The bill received unanimous approval from the House & was presented to the President for signature to become law of the land. But inspite of the overwhelming pressure from the members of the Congress, the President vetoed the bill. WHY? He explained that when the English "business" words are translated in Tagalog, they sound very malicious (malaswa) and are nakaka-hiya at nakaka-kilabot. Here are few sample words-English to Filipino - ASSET-Ari - FIXED ASSET-Nakatirik na Ari - LIQUID ASSET- Basang Ari - SOLID ASSET- Matigas na Ari - OWNED ASSET- Sariling Pag-aari - OTHER ASSET - Ari ng Iba - MISCELLANEOUS ASSET- Iba't ibang klaseng Ari - ASSET WRITE OFF- Pinutol na Pag-aari - DEPRECIATION OF ASSET- Laspag na pag-aari - FULLY DEPRECIATED ASSET-Laspag na laspag na pag-aari - EARNING ASSET- Tumutubong pag-aari - WORKING ASSET- Ganado pa ang Ari - NON-EARNING ASSET- Baldado na ang Ari - ERRONEOUS ENTRY- Mali ang pagka-pasok - DOUBLE ENTRY-Dalawang beses ipinasok - MULTIPLE ENTRY- Labas pasok nang labas pasok- CORRECTING ENTRY- Itinama ang pagpasok - REVERSING ENTRY- Baligtad and pagkakapasok - DEAD ASSET- Patay na ang Ari O, ANONG MASASABI NIYO... PABOR BA KAYO SA BILL NA ITO? Edited September 2, 2011 by camiar Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted September 4, 2011 Author Share Posted September 4, 2011 In a speech before the Filipino community in Beijing, President Aquino compared his love life to a brand of carbonated soft drink. He said, ‘Parang Coca Cola; noong araw ‘regular,’ naging ‘light,’ ngayon ‘zero.’ No wonder, his sex life is so much like San Miguel. You know, Super Dry. Quote Link to comment
lomex32 Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Perhaps he just gets along with PSPs from this site or the others No wonder, his sex life is so much like San Miguel. You know, Super Dry. Quote Link to comment
*kalel* Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 according to reports, people of agusan are still looking for a bigger crocodile in its marshes.... Lolong, the 21-ft long and 1037kg croc, was allegedly smaller than the one saw by witnesses attacking a carabao..... Gee... Maybe the reason they could not find it is that they are looking in a wrong place... Try the marshes of crame, bonifacio, congress, provincial and municipal capitals.... It will not take them long.... In fact, lolong would be a baby compared to those crooks, i mean crocks.... ;-p Quote Link to comment
lomex32 Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 On Lolong .... People of the Philippines have captured Lolong who is naturally in hiding ... Crocs in the government are seen in TV, malls etc .... we could not even get to jail them according to reports, people of agusan are still looking for a bigger crocodile in its marshes.... Lolong, the 21-ft long and 1037kg croc, was allegedly smaller than the one saw by witnesses attacking a carabao..... Gee... Maybe the reason they could not find it is that they are looking in a wrong place... Try the marshes of crame, bonifacio, congress, provincial and municipal capitals.... It will not take them long.... In fact, lolong would be a baby compared to those crooks, i mean crocks.... ;-p Quote Link to comment
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