camiar Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 Bishop Rosales exorcising Noynoy! Quote Link to comment
2XS Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Bishops: Nagkasala ka sa Diyos at dapat ikaw ay mag-repent.PGMA: Ay ganun ba, baka kaya nyo akong ipagdasal.Bishops: Hindi, masama sobra ang ginawa mo sa mata ni Lord.PGMA: Bibigyan ko kayo ng Pajero and iba-pa.Bishops: In the name of the father and of the son and of the holy ghost, may the blessings of God be upon you always, go with God you saintly woman. Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted July 23, 2011 Author Share Posted July 23, 2011 Noynoy's latest book: Quote Link to comment
scam Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 MY WAY(by GMA) And now,my end is near,and so I facethe nation's judgment My friendsI say it clearI have my caseand it's impending. I've liveda lie that's fulland gained from dealsfrom every highway0h yesi stole a lotand did it my way. secretsI had a fewtwo leaky boobsof false dimensionI didwhat I had to doGarci saw it thruwith out exemption To thinkI did all thatand may I saynot in a shy wayOh yesI screwed u alland did it my way! Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted July 31, 2011 Author Share Posted July 31, 2011 BS Aquino's much ballyhooed straight path looks like it has a carnival circus at its end... Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted September 2, 2011 Author Share Posted September 2, 2011 (edited) I got this in my email: NEW BILL ON FILIPINO ACCOUNTING TERMS Dilemma of Accounting in Filipino Accountants (Pagtutuos) Take Note!!!!!!!!! A bill filed by Sen. Lito Lapid asks that proposed laws should be written in Filipino (Pilipino). Likewise, the official spoken language in the senate should be Filipino. A young, good-looking representative from Laguna sponsored a bill recommending the Filipino language be used in all levels of accounting firms & Banking Institutions. The solon claims it will provide better understanding of the business transactions for those who are inexperienced & non-English speaking citizens. The bill received unanimous approval from the House & was presented to the President for signature to become law of the land. But inspite of the overwhelming pressure from the members of the Congress, the President vetoed the bill. WHY? He explained that when the English "business" words are translated in Tagalog, they sound very malicious (malaswa) and are nakaka-hiya at nakaka-kilabot. Here are few sample words-English to Filipino - ASSET-Ari - FIXED ASSET-Nakatirik na Ari - LIQUID ASSET- Basang Ari - SOLID ASSET- Matigas na Ari - OWNED ASSET- Sariling Pag-aari - OTHER ASSET - Ari ng Iba - MISCELLANEOUS ASSET- Iba't ibang klaseng Ari - ASSET WRITE OFF- Pinutol na Pag-aari - DEPRECIATION OF ASSET- Laspag na pag-aari - FULLY DEPRECIATED ASSET-Laspag na laspag na pag-aari - EARNING ASSET- Tumutubong pag-aari - WORKING ASSET- Ganado pa ang Ari - NON-EARNING ASSET- Baldado na ang Ari - ERRONEOUS ENTRY- Mali ang pagka-pasok - DOUBLE ENTRY-Dalawang beses ipinasok - MULTIPLE ENTRY- Labas pasok nang labas pasok- CORRECTING ENTRY- Itinama ang pagpasok - REVERSING ENTRY- Baligtad and pagkakapasok - DEAD ASSET- Patay na ang Ari O, ANONG MASASABI NIYO... PABOR BA KAYO SA BILL NA ITO? Edited September 2, 2011 by camiar Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted September 4, 2011 Author Share Posted September 4, 2011 In a speech before the Filipino community in Beijing, President Aquino compared his love life to a brand of carbonated soft drink. He said, ‘Parang Coca Cola; noong araw ‘regular,’ naging ‘light,’ ngayon ‘zero.’ No wonder, his sex life is so much like San Miguel. You know, Super Dry. Quote Link to comment
lomex32 Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Perhaps he just gets along with PSPs from this site or the others No wonder, his sex life is so much like San Miguel. You know, Super Dry. Quote Link to comment
*kalel* Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 according to reports, people of agusan are still looking for a bigger crocodile in its marshes.... Lolong, the 21-ft long and 1037kg croc, was allegedly smaller than the one saw by witnesses attacking a carabao..... Gee... Maybe the reason they could not find it is that they are looking in a wrong place... Try the marshes of crame, bonifacio, congress, provincial and municipal capitals.... It will not take them long.... In fact, lolong would be a baby compared to those crooks, i mean crocks.... ;-p Quote Link to comment
lomex32 Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 On Lolong .... People of the Philippines have captured Lolong who is naturally in hiding ... Crocs in the government are seen in TV, malls etc .... we could not even get to jail them according to reports, people of agusan are still looking for a bigger crocodile in its marshes.... Lolong, the 21-ft long and 1037kg croc, was allegedly smaller than the one saw by witnesses attacking a carabao..... Gee... Maybe the reason they could not find it is that they are looking in a wrong place... Try the marshes of crame, bonifacio, congress, provincial and municipal capitals.... It will not take them long.... In fact, lolong would be a baby compared to those crooks, i mean crocks.... ;-p Quote Link to comment
Richmond Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 There is still a 4 foot female crocodile roaming free in the urban jungles of Manila. Quote Link to comment
zenislev Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 There is still a 4 foot female crocodile roaming free in the urban jungles of Manila. yeah, and the territory expands up to pampanga. Quote Link to comment
uaeboy25 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 philippines has set a new record, beside of having the largest crocodile in terms of body size, we also has the largest number of crocs living at home, making them the most domesticated animals in the philippines. Record shows they are anywhere, most of them are wearing red, yellow and blue uniforms, depending on the city colors. some crocs from the lower house petitioning to make crocs as our national animal as they symbolizes our fashion with the one of the most dangerous animals in the world. Quote Link to comment
Richmond Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 The new tourism secretary stated that the top 3 tourist destinations in the Philippines are Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao. Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted September 11, 2011 Author Share Posted September 11, 2011 4 yrs 8 months na lang.... 2 Quote Link to comment
MikeyArrovo Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 (edited) Mukhang madaming joker sa admin ni Noynoy "Isusulong pa din daw ng DOST ang pagsulong ng National Broadband Network,ang classic nito "Handa daw magresign si Sec. Montejo pag napatunayang may corruption sa proyektong ito " kopya kay migs para lusot nga naman, hindi na ibabalik ang pondong nakurakot what a joke. Edited September 13, 2011 by MikeyArrovo Quote Link to comment
scam Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 "Pareho lang kaming MASAMA" Sa akin UGALI...sa kanya MUKHA! Brenda on Dionisia sa issue ng RH Bill. Quote Link to comment
uaeboy25 Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Philippines has the cheapest submarine Quote Link to comment
jopoc Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 si gloria, buhay pa, may sungay na.....4 pa! Quote Link to comment
zenislev Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 si gloria, buhay pa, may sungay na.....4 pa! akala ko naglalaro ng console games si GMA. Quote Link to comment
Sl@MDuNk_Mitsui14 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Got this thru text. BREAKING NEWS: Lolong ayaw kumain dahil daw may sakit. Pilosopo: Ganyan talaga mga BUWAYA pag nakukulong nagkakasakit, tingnan mo sina Gloria at Mike. Quote Link to comment
uaeboy25 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Bagong Movie ng Transformers Quote Link to comment
scam Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Ang pustahan ng bayan ngayon eh "Sino kay Gloria vs De Lima ang makukulong"? Taya na! Bwwaaahahahaha... Quote Link to comment
hornet18 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 The saying "the truth will set you free", didn't work for GMA. When GMA's docors told the truth that GMA is on the road to recovery lalong naipit ang plano ni GMA na pumuslit ng bansa. Quote Link to comment
uaeboy25 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 The saying "the truth will set you free", didn't work for GMA. When GMA's docors told the truth that GMA is on the road to recovery lalong naipit ang plano ni GMA na pumuslit ng bansa. the truth will sent her in jail Quote Link to comment
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