numina Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 i pity purisima.... he is now banned in all restaurants in the philippines.... apparently, when waiters approach him, he does not give them his order, only advices 1 Quote Link to comment
maxiev Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 i pity purisima.... he is now banned in all restaurants in the philippines.... apparently, when waiters approach him, he does not give them his order, only advices Quote Link to comment
Bentong Senior Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Asan si Mr. President? at least always present sya. Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted February 20, 2015 Author Share Posted February 20, 2015 at least always present sya. eto pa... Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted February 20, 2015 Author Share Posted February 20, 2015 This one had me ROTFLMAO!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment
Julianda Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN COUNTRYMake a terrorist groupSteal weapons and k*ll peopleWait for a flimsy-ass governmentDemand your own territory http://i58.tinypic.com/b891e8.jpg Quote Link to comment
bughaw1 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 dati uso yung erap jokes....wala bang noynoy jokes? anyway his presidency is a big joke by itself hahaha 1 Quote Link to comment
haroots2 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN COUNTRYMake a terrorist groupSteal weapons and k*ll peopleWait for a flimsy-ass governmentDemand your own territory http://i58.tinypic.com/b891e8.jpg Maybe you can add5. Have an international sponsor 1 Quote Link to comment
numina Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 http://joeam.com/2015/02/27/the-real-mar-roxas-a-kind-intelligent-earnest-man/ eto ang talagang joke... nice try! still pathetic.... Quote Link to comment
lomex32 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Mahirap na at baka umattend ka pa ng Party Quote Link to comment
Ryuji_tanaka Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 In case of a zombie apocalypse, take cover behind a group of politicians! The zombies will ignore you. No brains! Quote Link to comment
oscartamaguchiblackface Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Nanaginip ako kagabi. NIGHTMARE talaga!! Naging transgender daw ilang gov't officials at nanalo sa 'BEAUTY CONTEST': Si Purisima: MIss LeadingSi Napenas: Miss TakeSi Katapang: Miss UnderstandingSi PNoy: Miss ManageSi Mar: Miss InformSi Abad: Miss AppropriateSi Sen. Lapid: Miss the point (as usual)VP Binay: MIss Declare Ang dami pa, kaya lang nagising na ako! Quote Link to comment
Julianda Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Oo nga naman. Masuwerte itong mga unggoy na ito pag nagkataon. http://i62.tinypic.com/26oow.jpg Quote Link to comment
Kapitan Awesome Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Nanaginip ako kagabi. NIGHTMARE talaga!! Naging transgender daw ilang gov't officials at nanalo sa 'BEAUTY CONTEST': Si Purisima: MIss LeadingSi Napenas: Miss TakeSi Katapang: Miss UnderstandingSi PNoy: Miss ManageSi Mar: Miss InformSi Abad: Miss AppropriateSi Sen. Lapid: Miss the point (as usual)VP Binay: MIss Declare Ang dami pa, kaya lang nagising na ako!Panalo. Haha. Quote Link to comment
Julianda Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 No comment. http://i60.tinypic.com/2mgsff5.jpg Quote Link to comment
Julianda Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 "Ayaw n'yang tanggapin ang alok ni Binay na maging running mate dahil daw corrupt ito. Teka, kailan pa may naniwalang malinis ka? Nagpapatawa ka ba?" (Note: I do not own any captions on this post) http://i61.tinypic.com/15wce2w.jpg Quote Link to comment
daphne loves derby Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 POLITICAL JOKES?? - LITO LAPID winning Senatorial REELECTION (he should have not won on the first place)- NANCY BINAY winning SENATORIAL SEAT (Galit ang tatay mo sa walang experience daw tulad ni POE, eh ikaw nancy, may experience ka ba bago ka tumakbo?? Ang tanga tanga talaga ng lahi niyo!!!)- JOSEPH ERAP ESTRADA going out from Jail after all of his crimes- NEVER ENDING SICKNESS AND AILMENTS once a politician is charged with crimes/lawsuits Quote Link to comment
jopoc Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 so, magiging president din pala si binay. hahaha Quote Link to comment
maninmotion Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 so, magiging president din pala si binay. hahahaAba uu naman, ikaw talaga walang kadudaduda yan. Hihihihi Quote Link to comment
maninmotion Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Sir, those are very harsh words. It is really very unfair. Please don't compare this man to the chimpanzees. It is very unfair and kawawa naman sila. Magkamukha lang naman sila sa itsura that I have to concede but their similarities end there. Ahihihihi....... 1 Quote Link to comment
*Walking Dead* Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 hindi yata maganda ang puwesto nya, nakatutok ang mga baril ng SAF44 sa kanya eh. Quote Link to comment
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