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According to the Comelec’s Second Division, Grace Poe made false claims about her period of residency in the country when she filed her COC for president. In other words, she lied - further fueling speculations that Grace Poe and Bongbong Marcos are siblings because, you know, as Susan Roces once said, “Ang sinungaling ay kapatid ng… “

 

- credit to the Professional Heckler

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Duterte: I challenge everyone to a debate on any subject under the sun.

Roxas: yes, I accept. Let us elevate political discourse.

Duterte: No, I don't debate with the No. 4 on the survey.

Binay: Yes, I accept. Let us expound on our plans for the country.

Duterte: No, I don't debate with the corrupt.

Poe: Yes, I accept. Let us discuss our platforms.

Duterte: No,I don't debate with the disqualified.

Santiago: Yes, I accept. I eat debates for breakfast.

Duterte: No, I won't debate with anyone. I lied.

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