kuya willie Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 President: NOYNOYVice President:NOGNOG Quote Link to comment
ctvrtlk Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 New Erap joke nagiikot sa facebook: Ayaw mag concede ni Erap dahil alam nya panalo cya dahil sabi ng PCOS Machine sa kanya "Congratulations!" :lol: Quote Link to comment
s3cr3tiv3 Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 something I picked up through SMS: One reason kung bakit lumalamang sa bilangan si Binay ay dahil sa dami ng presidentiables na inendorse nya: NoynoyErapGiboRichard GordonOthers In short, NEGRO sya Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted September 14, 2010 Author Share Posted September 14, 2010 MOVING ON DAW.... Quote Link to comment
scam Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Jinggoy: Dad, uminom ako ng Viagra very effective cya kaya lang meron problema.ERAP : ano yun anak ?Jinggoy: Kasi dad hangang ngayo nakatayo pa rin si jr.ERAP : Kinnuha yung Viagra box at nagbasa. Eh nakalagay dito anak, expire on 2012. Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 Light BitesQ: What has three heads, six legs and gives conflicting statements?A: The Presidential Communications Group Q: What has six legs, four eyes, and goes Ngoorkkzz?A: A drunk executive secretary slumped on a chair Quote Link to comment
Vanwinkle Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Biggest Joke! Hinde corrupt si GMA! ZTE-NBN, Fertilizer Scam, Hello Garci are all blind items lang! Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 Top 5 Messages Left on Acting DILG Secretary Jesse Robredo’s Answering Machine No. 5: “Hi Secretary. Suwerte ka nga eh, may another two months ka pa. Samantalang ako, wala pang anim na linggo, sinibak na! Si Dr. Prisco Nilo nga pala ‘to.” No. 4: “Hi Jesse, si Bise Presidente ‘to. Ay sorry, wrong dial.” No. 3: “Hi Jesse, this is Mar. Two weeks ago, you’re out of the loop. Two months from now, you’ll be out of the group. Ramdam kita.” No. 2: “Hello, Secretary Robredo?! Si Michael Rogas po ito ng RMN. Live and exclusive po kayo ngayon sa programa namin dito sa dzXL! Kumusta na po ang lagay n’yo? Ano po ang masasabi n’yo sa balitang hindi kayo ipinapakumpirma ng palasyo? May plano ba kayong mag-resign? Tatambay po ba kayo sa Luneta para maghintay ng tourist bus? Kailangan n’yo ba ng media? Huwag po kayong aalis sa kinaroroonan ninyo! Papunta na po d’yan si kasamang Erwin Tulfo!” And the No. 1 message left on acting DILG Secretary Jesse Robredo’s answering machine… “Jesse, si ‘Noy ‘to. Ganito na lang… mag-aral ka muna ng practical shooting. Kapag mahusay ka na, txt mo ko. Mas malaki ang chance mong ma-appoint permanently sa DILG. Hi nga pala kay Usec Rico Puno!" Quote Link to comment
knoll1234 Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 after the hostage taking, the philippine SWAT team member heard saying, Sayang Wala Akong Training.!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted October 3, 2010 Author Share Posted October 3, 2010 Very good resemblance, don't you think? Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 HIRAP NA HIRAP..... Quote Link to comment
Mandrake Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Erap - Shame president Gloria - Dame president P-Noy - Tame president Quote Link to comment
Itto Ogami Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 http://www.robotswithfeelings.com/img/Things/Set1/senataur.jpg Quote Link to comment
mata_hari Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Antonio Margarito did something daw that a lot of Filipnos would very much love to do, that is to punch a congressman in the face. Quote Link to comment
mata_hari Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Ring, ring, ring..... Glo: Hello Mer: Hello mam si Mer po ito Glo: Yes bakit ka napatawag Mer: Kasi po un SC nag rule na pwede na raw po ituloy yon impeachment ko Glo: Oh bakit natatakot ka? Mer: Yes mam Glo: Ay naku Mer bakit hindi ka gumaya kay Angie at manahimik ka na lang. Quote Link to comment
Sl@MDuNk_Mitsui14 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Dito pala dapat to.. NEWSFLASH: Noynoy nagbaril sa ulo, BUHAY! Bala walang tinamaan na UTAK! Quote Link to comment
LYCHEE Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 reporter: sir, if u were still president how would you face a tsunami and a melt-downerap: ha, eh...sorry but i dont eat raw fish. but i love melt-down esp. mocha flavor. Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 Ready daw sya.... Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 Guingona is so proud of himself as a Malacanang lap dog. Quote Link to comment
scam Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Gloria was used to be called PGMA.Now she is called REGLA (Representative Gloria Arroyo.The Majority block in congress disagree and claim she is lying again. Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted April 14, 2011 Author Share Posted April 14, 2011 A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work" The German doctor comments: "That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain from one man, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work" The Filipino doctor answers and laughs: "You all are way behind us. Last year , we took a man with no brains and no balls and put himin as President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!!! Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted April 19, 2011 Author Share Posted April 19, 2011 (edited) Takot sa sarili nyang daga! The way Noynoy and his boys are doing it blaming all the ills of government on the past government and corruption what is more likely to happen is that once the Ombudsman is removed, corruption will even be more massive under the Noynoy government as he and his allies will be protected. And he will have no one to blame but himself. Edited April 19, 2011 by camiar Quote Link to comment
william777 Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 NAKAKTAWA KAYONG LAHAT Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted June 30, 2011 Author Share Posted June 30, 2011 BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERSNEED TO BE CHANGED OFTENANDFOR THE SAME REASON! Quote Link to comment
scam Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 JINGOY: ' Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako ng'cocomban ' ..ERAP: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon ' cocomban ' pa rin ang tawag mo!JINGOY: Ano po ba ang tama?ERAP: Bomb paper! In a very recent funeral nag kita sila... ERAP: Tara na , Noynoy. Alis na tayo!NOYNOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: 'REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED. NOYNOY: Pare , ang bilis kong nabuo ' tong puzzle!ERAP: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?NOYNOY: 5 months!ERAP: Tagal naman!NOYNOY: Tagal ba ' yun? Nakalagay nga dito: 'for 3 years & up ' !ERAP: Ah ok na nga, Autistic ka nga pala! JINGOY: ' Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako ng'cocomban ' ..ERAP: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon ' cocomban ' pa rin ang tawag mo!JINGOY: Ano po ba ang tama?ERAP: Bomb paper! In a very recent funeral nag kita sila... ERAP: Tara na , Noynoy. Alis na tayo!NOYNOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: 'REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED. NOYNOY: Pare , ang bilis kong nabuo ' tong puzzle!ERAP: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?NOYNOY: 5 months!ERAP: Tagal naman!NOYNOY: Tagal ba ' yun? Nakalagay nga dito: 'for 3 years & up ' !ERAP: Ah ok na nga, Autistic ka nga pala! Quote Link to comment
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