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haha

 

a smart movie-goer would've already noticed that 10000 BC is not a movie worth watching on the big screen just by watching its craptacular trailers.

 

 

i never actually saw its trailer. i just watched it on impulse coz i need to k*ll some time before my appointment.

 

i guess it served the purpose well. it really killed my time along with my money!

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!0,000 B.C.

 

Such a waste of money.

 

Bad acting. Bad script. Bad direction. Bad plot. A poorly researched movie. If not only for the CGI of some prehistoric animals, you would feel na para kayong nanonod ng isang pelikulang filipino. Sayang yung 130 petot ko.

 

:thumbsdownsmiley:

 

true. i should've trusted my instinct upon seeing its posters and trailer. did a modern-looking man, prehistoric animals and the mayan/egyptian like civilization buyilding pyramids exist at the same period?

 

anyway, uso na ba dreadlock nun? <_<

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i never actually saw its trailer. i just watched it on impulse coz i need to k*ll some time before my appointment.

 

i guess it served the purpose well. it really killed my time along with my money!

 

 

tough break for you. it's been badly criticized on movie review sites as well. haha

 

 

fugliest movie ever.

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Meet the Spartans

 

 

die-hard 300 fans, do yourself a favor and don't watch this one. The gayest king leonidas ever.

 

Tell me about it, it sucks.

 

!0,000 B.C.

 

Such a waste of money.

 

Bad acting. Bad script. Bad direction. Bad plot. A poorly researched movie. If not only for the CGI of some prehistoric animals, you would feel na para kayong nanonod ng isang pelikulang filipino. Sayang yung 130 petot ko.

 

When Tarzan met Jane. :upside:

 

 

 

Nobody mentioned Sweeney todd- If you love plays, this is the movie for you. Everybody sings and smiles, makes you want to grab a gun and blow your brains out.

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Nobody mentioned Sweeney todd- If you love plays, this is the movie for you. Everybody sings and smiles, makes you want to grab a gun and blow your brains out.

Hehe.. Sweeney Todd.. heck, I even dyed my hair to match johnny depp's hair on this movie. indeed, it makes you smile while watching this. nothing gruesome or morbid as sweeney slashes his customer's throats and then feed them to the grinder downstairs (although the blood spurts are a bit too exaggerated). I think this is where the saying "I trust my barber" came from :unsure:

 

and hey! johnny depp singing! it's captain jack belting out a tune!

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10000 BC is such a waste... parang na sensationalizelang ung movie coz of its director..

imagine jurasic park, 300, Narnia, etc... parang i can imagine so many movie clips on this film..

nyahahaha lalo na ung pinatay nya ung nasa egypt and said "hes not god".. pnagkaiba lang nila wid 300

is that leonidas miss.. and he killed it.. after the movie parang wla lang... ahahaha.. lumipad si roxas.. nakngjueteng..

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Over Her Dead Body

 

Eva Longoria, Paul Raud, Jason Biggs, Lake Bell

 

Its a chick flick with longoria playing a very obnoxious ghost trying to get rid of a very hot psychic (Bell) who's dating her would-have-been groom (Rudd). There are some dragging and gappy scenes. It's kinda patchy for me. I would rate it 7/10.

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"Sukiyaki Western Django" is a movie that's somewhat cool yet crappy..it's a tribute to spaghetti western movies of the 60's-70's

The Graphix rule even if it was only for a few scenes.

 

The only qualm is that all the japanese cast speak engrish, yes, as in engrish!

The good factor there is that Quentin Tarantino's there¬!

 

Overall: 3.5/5

If the movie had the cast speak japanese and add more scenes in the movie

this would have been a better movie in my opinion :)

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