Propose A Law

[BlueEyes]

A law that will "insure that all laws will be implemented to the letter". :hypocritesmiley:

 

There are thousands of these. The problem is with the justice system, not the laws. Think about the idiots who think that Erap should be immediately pardoned. The law states otherwise, but there are plenty of online law degree holders here apparently.

 

But, for the sake of argument, if every law is obeyed to the letter, there would be no more street protests or rallies without proper permits. Thousands could be rounded up for seditious acts and even more would be ready for the needle.

 

Discretion is the reason we have judges, because some laws aren't able to be implimented to the letter. Say a man beats his wife, rapes her when she doesn't want to put out and then berates her in front of the neighbors. He does this a few times and immediately after one beating, while he is sleeping off his drunk, she takes a bolo to his skull. Should she be on death row for that act? She killed a sleeping man and the law clearly states that homicide is a death penalty offense (not that the moratorium matters).

 

A better law for proposal...cameras on street corners and intersections for traffic offenses. The fines generated would supplement the education program. Eventually, people will stop driving like assholes or as if they are on shabu.

[Mobius Stripper]

This question makes me feel like the proverbial mosquito in a nudist camp. I don't know where to start first .

[rockybrawler]

There should be a law requiring all schools to implement drivers' education. Road coutesy, road rules and regulations, vehicle maintenance, proper driving tips.

 

Most important: COMMON SENSE!!

[ron9]

Repeal the stupid Lina Law. Anti-Squatter Law that allows property owners to burn/destroy/shoot squatters on sight.

 

there is no implementing rules for the lina law so in effect this law died a natural death...no law in itself can be self-enabling but i agree it was a stupid law to begin with

[ron9]

on presidents having children run for office there is actually a constitutional ban on political dynasties, but of course our self-serving solons always shoot down a proposal to introduce this into law.

 

just like the lina law, it needs an enabling law which congress since have failed to act on since 1986.

 

this is precisely the reason alan peter cayetano said when asked how he can justify running for senate when there is a constitutional ban and that his sister has yet to finish her first term in the senate

 

not being a lawyer, is it possible to file charges against congress for dereliction of duty if they continue to turn their back on the constitution by not enacting the anti-political dynasty provision?

Edited September 30, 2007 by ron9

[Mobius Stripper]

I remember a saying that goes "When principles are respected, laws become unnecessary. When principles are taken for granted, no amount of laws are enough."

Edited September 30, 2007 by Mobius Stripper

[earthling]

There ought to be a law...

 

1. That prohibits the use of cellphone inside movie theaters. Or at least REQUIRING phones do be put on silent mode. All violators should immediately be thrown out.

 

2. That requires the use of silencer in the exhaust pipes of tricylcles before being given a permit to operate.

 

3. That presribes the sizes of the cabs for tricycles, for ample leg room and head room.

 

4. That prohbits AFP and PNP chiefs from being appointed to public office after retirement.

[rockybrawler]

there is no implementing rules for the lina law so in effect this law died a natural death...no law in itself can be self-enabling but i agree it was a stupid law to begin with

 

You mean this law is no longer in effect?

[rockybrawler]

on presidents having children run for office there is actually a constitutional ban on political dynasties, but of course our self-serving solons always shoot down a proposal to introduce this into law.

 

Exactly. Just like Atienza and his half wit son. Have you notice most offspring of politicians are so goddamn abusive and arrogant? Politicians should not be allowed to have children. Bwahahahaha!!!! :upside:

[Qui-Gon Jinn]

Exactly. Just like Atienza and his half wit son. Have you notice most offspring of politicians are so goddamn abusive and arrogant? Politicians should not be allowed to have children. Bwahahahaha!!!! :upside:

 

 

This one takes the cake! :thumbsupsmiley: :thumbsupsmiley: :thumbsupsmiley:

[G.I.]

Repeal LIBEL LAW

 

Every TAXPAYER should be issued a share (like "stocks"proportionate to their taxes) that way they also can reap DIVIDENDS if govt is earning

 

on a lighter note, a law that requires every able citizen to plant at least ONE TREE

[BlueEyes]

This one is for a friend who just reminded me of a problem he has...poor bastard...

 

Any woman who is married and gets knocked up by another guy should have to support the baby on her own...no lying to hubby or extorting the guy who planted the seed. I know of at least two guys this happened to since I moved here. It takes two to tango.

[dragonei]

A law that will "insure that all laws will be implemented to the letter". :hypocritesmiley:

 

Oh hell yeah! Remind me to buy you a beer for this one.

 

Ano ba definition kasi ng filipino ng martial law o kamay na bakal?

 

Ito ay ang mahigpit na pagpapatupad ng batas.

 

Talaga namang bawal ang jay walking o umihi sa kalsada, pero yung mga nahuhuli sila pa me gana magreklamo ng human rights violation.

 

It seems nabuhay na kasi tayo sa kultura ng irresponsable demokrasya that sometimes we use it as an excuse to ignore some of the basic laws that in the first place were built to protect us.

 

Lagi na lang kasing

 

Alam kong bawal ang jaywalking perooooooooooo................

 

Alam kong bawal sa sidewalk magtinda kaya lang..........

 

Nakita ko naman yung stop light talaga eh kasi lang.........

 

Sheeesh and you wonder kung bakit di tayo umaasenso?

[BlueEyes]

Okay, you are speeding to the hospital because your wife is bleeding to death. Should you have to pull over, provide proof of license, ownership and insurance just blocks from the hospital?

 

Your sister is getting beaten badly by her drunk boyfreind all of the time. One day, after he had too many, he comes home and smacks her around, rapes and sodomizes her, then demands that she go to the market to get him some food. She gets some rice and fish...tosses in some rat poison and the sorry assh*le dies at the table. Should she be on death row?

 

I've got plenty more...discretion is key in LE and Judicial proceedings.

Edited October 1, 2007 by BlueEyes

[loxley]

ipag bawal ang walang habas na paglalagay ng humps sa labas ng bahay ng kung cno makaisip na maglagay nito.

[sane]

"Eye for an eye". Ganyan ang bagay sa ating mga Pinoy

[Ryuji_tanaka]

There are thousands of these. The problem is with the justice system, not the laws. Think about the idiots who think that Erap should be immediately pardoned. The law states otherwise, but there are plenty of online law degree holders here apparently.

 

But, for the sake of argument, if every law is obeyed to the letter, there would be no more street protests or rallies without proper permits. Thousands could be rounded up for seditious acts and even more would be ready for the needle.

 

Discretion is the reason we have judges, because some laws aren't able to be implimented to the letter. Say a man beats his wife, rapes her when she doesn't want to put out and then berates her in front of the neighbors. He does this a few times and immediately after one beating, while he is sleeping off his drunk, she takes a bolo to his skull. Should she be on death row for that act? She killed a sleeping man and the law clearly states that homicide is a death penalty offense (not that the moratorium matters).

 

A better law for proposal...cameras on street corners and intersections for traffic offenses. The fines generated would supplement the education program. Eventually, people will stop driving like assholes or as if they are on shabu.

While i agree with most of what you posted, you too will be arrested since you are a foreign national acting in behalf of a foreign govt, whose interest may or may not be in the interest of the host country.

[loxley]

iumpog ang ulo sa pader ang sinuman maglalagay ng humps sa kalsada sa labas ng kanilang bahay. 10 beses na pagumpog ng ulo sa pader kada humps na binuo.

[jettison_last]

iumpog ang ulo sa pader ang sinuman maglalagay ng humps sa kalsada sa labas ng kanilang bahay. 10 beses na pagumpog ng ulo sa pader kada humps na binuo.

 

better yet, yung naglagay ng humps, itali, lagyan ng tape ang mata at bibig, ihiga sa kalye atsila ang gawing hump!

 

 

as for my proposal:

lahat ng mapagsuspetyahan ng gumagawa ng katiwalian sa gobyerno, shoot-to-k*ll na agad.

huwag na patagalin.

sayang oras at baka dumami pa lahi ng mga yan.

 

:thumbsupsmiley: :thumbsupsmiley:

[fickereinz]

has anyone heard of someone proposing a law that states something like:

" AN ACT REPEALING THE LAW OF SUPPLY AND DEMAND"?

[Qui-Gon Jinn]

has anyone heard of someone proposing a law that states something like:

" AN ACT REPEALING THE LAW OF SUPPLY AND DEMAND"?

 

Ramon Magsaysay??? Urban legend?

Edited October 3, 2007 by Qui Gon Jin

[skitz]

has anyone heard of someone proposing a law that states something like:

" AN ACT REPEALING THE LAW OF SUPPLY AND DEMAND"?

Magsaysay may be a dumbf#&k, but hey, isn't this what COMMUNISM is all about? Repealing/ignoring the law of supply and demand?

[Guest Leviticus]

"Eye for an eye". Ganyan ang bagay sa ating mga Pinoy

the same old saying "an eye for an eye" which originated from the bible.

 

I think religion should be taught more in our classrooms because that quote is becoming cliche.

 

if you read and understand (but please do not interpret the bible!!! leave that job to the priests and nuns) that saying originated from the old testament (from the book of Exodus if I remember right, or was it.. ehem.. Leviticus?).

 

in the New Testament, Jesus said we should turn the other cheek; and to give to Caesar what is due to Caesar..

 

uy.. hehe. hindi pala ako OT. Religion should be taught in our elementary and high schools.

 

another law:

 

repeal the DOLE law requiring employers to pay night diff IF the company is in the BPO sector :thumbsupsmiley: kung kaya ng government to exempt companies in PEZA zones why not implement this to encourage outsourcing more?

Edited October 3, 2007 by Leviticus

[fickereinz]

A law amending the Salary Standardization Law for gov't employees making their salaries more responsive to inflation.

[rockybrawler]

There should be a law prohibiting politicians' relatives from entering politics.Alos there should be a law specifying imprisoned politicaians' kin should also be disqualified from entering public office. It's just a way of passing the torch (kurakot) from generation to generation.

Ex: Erap in prison, son JV mayor, son Jing senator

GMA- son Mikee congressman, husband MA international asungot

Lito Atienza mayor, son Ali also a mayor wannabee

 

list goes on....

Edited October 4, 2007 by rockybrawler