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Sekolah Singapura? Ta boleh kerja

joeyb nice try....

 

Hint : I know Donita, si BG Lee, Philippine Ambassador to SG, some student huh

 

Maiba naman

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Singapore Sexrets up North:

 

Kung mahilig kayo sa sexcapades in public, try the resvoirs up north.

If you want illegal stuff, try to talk to the shoemaker (sapatero) in Yishun Interchange who also has plies in Serangoon rd.

Anyone who is into horse racing in KRANJI? Mas mataas ang bigay sa mga bookies in Bukit Gombak and Sembawang. Same for SOCCER betting.

If you are in a tall building in Sembawang u might chance upon Cell signals from MYMaxis, Malaysia

 

 

hey if u really know donita and if the BG Lee you are referring to is the PM, :evil: hhehehehe.

And you are recommending sexcapades, illeg :evil: al stuff, hehhehehehehe. :boo: :boo: :boo:

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Xiexie pengyou. Dont feel that way. I will buy u a drink on our next meet

There will be another EB just SMS me when you have the time ....OK? Can lah?

 

Trivia:

Most Singaporeans may not have/had a ride on the Bukit Panjang LRT.

Moresoe even know this that.

 

some secret:

The glass windows of the Bukit Panjang MRT changes colour or turns opaque when it passes by HDB's that are really close to the rail. Hehehe like MAGIC ..... give this a try...

 

lomex,

u defintely know more of singapore than i do. haha...i should feel ashamed of myself...

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ok lah, i still have ur number, will contact you if i'm going to this friday eb.

take care....keep posting, i would like to know more abt the hidden secrets in my country. haha

 

Xiexie pengyou.  Dont feel that way. I will buy u a drink on our next meet

There will be another EB just SMS me when you have the time ....OK? Can lah?

 

Trivia:

Most Singaporeans may not have/had a ride on the Bukit Panjang LRT.

Moresoe even know this that.

 

some secret:

The glass windows of the Bukit Panjang MRT changes colour or turns opaque when it passes by HDB's that are really close to the rail.  Hehehe like MAGIC .....  give this a try...

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Secret maybe not :

 

If you buy KFC in SG, the only gravy you can get is only when you buy mashed potato topped with gravy.

 

In SG McDonald's Mayonnaise is free but you just have to ask.

 

Chili (Latiao) is served by default in hawkers unless you specify ....

 

In "turo-turo" food shops in SG the server uses if the same laddle when scooping/serving food ... Yeek

 

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BB as if my posts are not nor I posted something untrue?

 

yes, this is true...

i've ride the Lrt once.

 

and to add also, the carriage don't have drivers.

 

 

 

That depends what you are targetting for tambayan

 

Brothels - Geylang, Desker, Keong Saik

KTV - Tanjong Pagar

Thais - Golden Mile

Burmese - Peninsula Plaza

Indian - Serangoon, Little India

Filipinos - Lucky Plaza

Filipina maids - "Gulong Park" There are specific turfs for Ilocana, Bisaya and Bicolanas

Transvestites - Orchard Towers and Changi Village

Pick up whores - Orchard Towers, Chinatown, Geylang

Bar with Filipinos - Insomia, Chijmes

Bar with Chinese locals - China Jump, Chijmes

East Cost - Beach

Church - Novena, Admiralty road

Wharf - Tanah Merah

Massage - yellow pages (Chinatown, OT)

Food - Eveywhere

 

 

mga dudes...saan ba ok na park sa SG na ok tambayan? pls suggest. thanks.

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Secret maybe not :

 

If you buy KFC in SG, the only gravy you can get is only when you buy mashed potato topped with gravy.

 

In SG McDonald's Mayonnaise is free but you just have to ask.

 

Chili (Latiao) is served by default in hawkers unless you specify ....

 

In "turo-turo" food shops in SG the server uses if the same laddle when scooping/serving food ... Yeek

 

:hypocritesmiley:

BB as if my posts are not nor I posted something untrue?

That depends what you are targetting for tambayan

 

Brothels - Geylang, Desker, Keong Saik

KTV - Tanjong Pagar

Thais - Golden Mile

Burmese - Peninsula Plaza

Indian - Serangoon, Little India

Filipinos - Lucky Plaza

Filipina maids - "Gulong Park" There are specific turfs for Ilocana, Bisaya and Bicolanas

Transvestites - Orchard Towers and Changi Village

Pick up whores - Orchard Towers, Chinatown, Geylang

Bar with Filipinos - Insomia, Chijmes

Bar with Chinese locals - China Jump, Chijmes

East Cost - Beach

Church - Novena, Admiralty road

Wharf - Tanah Merah

Massage - yellow pages (Chinatown, OT)

Food - Eveywhere

kumpleto..

wla ka naman sigurong travel/ tour guide agency dito?

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Damn! What a list...

 

The brothels are quite interesting as they look like ordinary neigborhood houses except for the red lamp hanging outside indicating the type of biz they are in. You go in, they'll serve you tea, show you some pics. If you don't see anything you like, just give them a description of what you are looking for and the brothel will send someone out looking for your type.

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BB

 

Mei you.

:evil:

 

Boring ang Singapore if you really look at it. You can go around the country/island in 2-3 hours drive.

People are law-abiding and virtually there is no escape in their law.

 

Those who walk the gray line see the excitement. Anyway sometimes SG laws also closes one eye.

 

Example.

 

You can openly see Pornographic VCDs just below MRT stations of Boon Lay, Jurong East, Clementi, the streets in Desker, the Lorongs ..... Indeed it is illegal but times are hard...... Enforcing the law to the fullest may drive people to higher crimes

 

I manage to see one Porno VCD vendor, the police arrived and kicked the table that scattered all the stuff on to the pavement, and they just let the VCD vendor run away .....

 

SG's anti-vice squad keeps things at a manageable level ..... we all know its there and we all agree that these are necessary evil .... Perhaps this is one thing that makes this country as it is now......

 

Orchard towers are raided on 2x a year one in Jan-Feb (perhaps in time of CNY) and another just before X-mas

 

One thing that SG will not tolerate is Rebellion or any actions/words/Accusations/write-ups against the STATE. When more than 20 people gather without permit they will be charged by Illegal Assembly. When you say something against LKY you will be charged by SLANDER and they will fine you up to your last penny. It does not end there, your applications for HDB, CPF loans will likely be denied. BIG BROTHER is watching.....

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BB

 

Mei you.

:evil:

 

Boring ang Singapore if you really look at it. You can go around the country/island in 2-3 hours drive.

People are law-abiding and virtually there is no escape in their law.

 

Those who walk the gray line see the excitement. Anyway sometimes SG laws also closes one eye.

 

Example.

 

You can openly see Pornographic VCDs just below MRT stations of Boon Lay, Jurong East, Clementi, the streets in Desker, the Lorongs .....  Indeed it is illegal but times are hard...... Enforcing the law to the fullest may drive people to higher crimes

 

I manage to see one Porno VCD vendor, the police arrived and kicked the table that scattered all the stuff on to the pavement, and they just let the VCD vendor run away .....

 

SG's anti-vice squad keeps things at a manageable level ..... we all know its there and we all agree that these are necessary evil .... Perhaps this is one thing that makes this country as it is now......

 

Orchard towers are raided on 2x a year one in Jan-Feb (perhaps in time of CNY)  and another just before X-mas

 

One thing that SG will not tolerate is Rebellion or any actions/words/Accusations/write-ups against the STATE. When more than 20 people gather without permit they will be charged by Illegal Assembly. When you say something against LKY you will be charged by SLANDER and they will fine you up to your last penny. It does not end there, your applications for HDB, CPF loans will likely be denied. BIG BROTHER is watching.....

 

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Bro you got it right! Spot on. VCD prono on display are ususally owned by chinese from China or goods

from Malaysia. The influx of Chinese into Singapore has given rise to a lot of crime. But Singapore

has no choice because they need to have more chinese than malay. Singapore chinese birth rate

has reached zero and Malaysia are giving birth like 4 or 5 and I even read of those with 7. You know

what I mean? :D :D :D

 

Yap I can tell you that Big Brother is watching closely. For small crime they were let go like the VCD

vendor. They will permit them at manageable level. Even the red light district in Geylang is permitting.

Remember it was mabini in Malaysia but because of Alredo Lim's lockup, they move to many places all

over manila. So the govt understand this principle and let the geylang red light continue.

 

Of course they don't permit rebellion, write out. Look at the Philippines. The reason why Singaporean

bear with the govt because Big Brother is watching and Censorship because singaporean by and large

are all taken care of. Look at the recent budget announcement. 3.6 billion dollars in cash will be

given out to the workers of the country because the government is doing well financially. If I am not

wrong by the first week of May an average Singaporean will get around $400 to $800 dollar cash and

an average family should receive more than 1000 dollars. If you serve in the army in the past, they

dish out $400 cash for you. Whether it is election year or not, the fact is for the average singaproean,

there is food on the table, education is heavily subsidised and if you do well in your education, you are assured of a good career. After education you definitely can get a job, a matter of time. These are

what is lacking in our country, philippines.

 

So look at the good point also

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Dont confuse yourself joeyvb

 

PPP - the dominant political party of LKY, sabi nga nila "Pay Pay Pay"

Singapore advocates discipline as well productivity among its people ....

Nothing is FREE is Singapore ....

 

Education in Singapore is only a priviledge or for the priviledged ....

It follows the British system of Education.

 

After High School take "O" Levels

Your choices are

1. Go to Junior College to prepare for "A" Levels then College Degree

2. Take Polytehcnic (Vocational) courses 3 years

 

If you do not make it on the cut-off or quota then you take Poly mah ....

If you have money then study abroad lah .....

 

 

Now I am getting confused as you are ...

 

unvwalkalone - Please help Correct this post mah? xiexie

 

In PH our education system follows the Americans where education is a RIGHT...

 

SECRET TRIVIA :

 

If one looks for a place named WOODLANDS and he goes to TANJONG PAGAR what will he find?

 

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Whether it is election year or not, the fact is for the average singaproean,

there is food on the table, education is heavily subsidised and if you do well in your education, you are assured of a good career.  After education you definitely can get a job, a matter of time.  These are

what is lacking in our country, philippines.

 

So look at the good point also

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Nice try :

 

There is a girly bar named Woodlands in Tanjong Pagar

 

 

Another : BB you should know this.

 

I was in this rooftop restaurant somewhere near by sea. I chose a table overlooking the sea and I can see Sentosa island from where I was sitting. I ordered barbecued Peking duck, shredded scallops and fish and beer ....

 

After 30 minutes I look at the same window again, now I can see the building skyline in Raffles Place hmmmm Which place really was I? I was still on the same table.

 

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Nice try :

 

There is a girly bar named Woodlands in Tanjong Pagar

Another : BB you should know this.

 

I was in this rooftop restaurant somewhere in near the sea. I chose a table overlooking the sea and I can see Sentosa island from where I was sitting. I ordered barbecued Peking duck, shredded scallops and fish and beer ....

 

After 30 minutes I look at my window again, now I can see the building skylines of raffles hmmmm

Which restaurant am I? or Was I drunk and I sat on the wrong table? 

 

Talaga?

aba, aba di pa namin napunta ang Woodlands bar doon ah.

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usually, sumisilip kami sa Causeway tapos lipat sa iba. he he.

pero, marami na nagtatop dancing ngayon, ano?

dati wala eh.. hirap talaga buhay huh.

 

.. of course u're referring to cable car station at mt. faber, di ko lang

alam name nung resto na yan doon. been there once lang for

sightseeing baga.

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Sorry BB, Sorry magnus,

 

BB tama ka, Causeway nga pala yun, Sino favorite mo dun huh?

Talaga?

aba, aba di pa namin napunta ang Woodlands bar doon ah.

:unsure:

usually, sumisilip kami sa Causeway tapos lipat sa iba. he he.

pero, marami na nagtatop dancing ngayon, ano?

dati wala eh.. hirap talaga buhay huh.

 

.. of course u're referring to cable car station at mt. faber, di ko lang

alam name nung resto na yan doon. been there once lang for

sightseeing baga.

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Sa Tanjong Pagar hotel namin dati when I went to SG. I checked out those bars inside the row of buildings which architecture is old fashioned. Puro naman Pilipina doon eh para lang ako nasa Manila. Doon ba ang Causeway at Woodlands?

 

Anong tap dancing? Tap dancing ba talaga o top-less dancing? 'Cause if that's the case I'd say that place has gotten more interesting na pala.

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