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  1. clandestinecuddles

    As of now only EL NINO has the power to undress me. Because when i feel him I take my clothes off!!!

    1. BOSS TRIP

      BOSS TRIP

      wait for it.....

       

  2. clandestinecuddles

    As of now MERALCO BILL na lang ang nagpapatirik sa mata ko!!!

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      tech_buff ano nagpapatirik sa mata mo haha

  3. clandestinecuddles

    My sex life is like the grave.......once a year na lang kung dalawin!!!!!

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    2. SiLvErClAw

      SiLvErClAw

      buti nga sa iyo, once a year ahahahahaha

    3. mbartolome88

      mbartolome88

      ca i help?

    4. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Silver claw ows ikaw once a year? baka once a year mag abstain haha

  4. clandestinecuddles

    Peel....... Suck.........Enjoy. Minsan manga Sana AKO!!!!

  5. clandestinecuddles

    Love it when hubby yells COME HERE and SIT...........................ON MY FACE!!! :)

    1. Eddy Syet

      Eddy Syet

      lol

  6. clandestinecuddles

    Nasaan ka ng kailangan kita? Saan???? Tinanong ko sa pera ng mag kita kami :)

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    2. logickisser

      logickisser

      wag mo na kasing papakawalan yan

       

    3. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Not anymore. Nilock ko na and swallowed the key para di na makawala

    4. logickisser

      logickisser

      tama yan. wag mo na ding ibawas. hahah

  7. clandestinecuddles

    My electricity and water bill is like a penis, it always goes UP!!

  8. clandestinecuddles

    Ang isip ko ngayon ay parang pubic hair. Tangled at magulo!!! Haist

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    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Yeah need to shave off the stressfull and depressing hairball para smooth ang lahat haha

    3. zeppyboy

      zeppyboy

      siguro maganda ka miss?:) hehe

    4. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Zeppy boy thanks . May kasabihan na BELIEVE and it shall happen. Gaganda ako bukas :)

       

  9. clandestinecuddles

    To my ingitera neighbor.. Penis ka ba? Lagi ka na lang galit na galit sa akin haha

    1. Viola

      Viola

      this is funny. hahahaha.

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Thanks Ms Viola

    3. logickisser

      logickisser

      hahahaha

  10. clandestinecuddles

    Ang MTC ay parang buffet. Maraming choices pero may isa kang binabalikbalikan!

    1. zeppyboy

      zeppyboy

      hahaha. tama ka jan. :))

  11. clandestinecuddles

    Mabagyo lang panahon e jowa na ang hanap mo? Try mo din ang lugaw mainit at may itlog din yun!!!

    1. Alex_Corvis

      Alex_Corvis

      HAHAHAHA. sobrang quotable to!

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Yeah pwede ring bibingka may itlog din yun haha

  12. clandestinecuddles

    I had a good lay today,,,,,, este day pala. Perfect for the stormy weather :)

  13. clandestinecuddles

    Slippery, wet and sticky............................ With mud ang streets ngayon!

  14. clandestinecuddles

    Slippery, wet and sticky ......with mud ang steets ngayon!!

  15. clandestinecuddles

    My sex life is like the weather... hot na hot and dry na dry !!!

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    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      MS VIOLA, DL AND MASTERNONE THANKS. Kamusta naman sexlife nyo :)

    3. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      kaloy_11 wa efek din kahit maligo haha

    4. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Jonnnn and roverdelacruz thanks. Playing might help haha

  16. clandestinecuddles

    One day you will wake up and there's no more time to do what you've always wanted. DO IT NOW!! So come on honey LET'S TOO TOOT NOW!!

    1. coconutJuice

      coconutJuice

      lets do it.. hehehe!

  17. clandestinecuddles

    And I keep wondering who is holding your pototoy now hahaha

    1. delln5010

      delln5010

      oops.. hehe.

  18. clandestinecuddles

    Soooo hot and wet!!!!! Grabe init then it rained

    1. empoycute

      empoycute

      lol

       

  19. clandestinecuddles

    Hunting for that elusive Two Eggs!!!

    1. WitMystery

      WitMystery

      Gabi na and you're still on an Easter egg hunt? LOL! Or is this just breaking Abstinence? ;)

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      This special egg comes out at night. But i prefer the one that comes out at daytime. It has to be discreet

      tho,

  20. clandestinecuddles

    Life is too short not to have an orgasm everyday!!

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      So have an O everyday!!

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      It depends haha.

  21. clandestinecuddles

    I miss you sooooo much that I broke the vibrator!!!

    1. zeppyboy

      zeppyboy

      hahahahahaha

  22. clandestinecuddles

    I miss you sooooo much that I broke the vibrator!!!

  23. clandestinecuddles

    I like his face........ I wanna sit on it!! lol

    1. caloy168

      caloy168

      What a statement hahahaha and I totally like it

  24. clandestinecuddles

    No gift for partner? ORAL SEX is a great gift idea!!

    1. Mango Man

      Mango Man

      Tsaka Oral B toothbrush haha

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      yeah after eating,eating brushing brushing haha.

  25. clandestinecuddles

    Ang galing mo palang mag ANAL. YOU ARE DOING IT BEHIND MY BACK!!!! Kung di ko pa nabuking. I was clueless.

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    2. blacklantern

      blacklantern

      Frontal na hindi anal! lol

    3. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Same here.

    4. logickisser

      logickisser

      huli

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