clandestinecuddles
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Orgasm or the Big "O" is like the other party in a PLDT telephone line... IT CANNOT BE REACHED!!
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A BOLD FOUR LETTER word and TWO NUMBERS give me a huge TURN ON...................S A L E and 50% off
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Rainy weather. So nice to curl up or cuddle with a good book. But my work awaits. Haisst.
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Good looking rich guys who have a body to die for and are amazingly good in bed are like signature bags, I cannot have them or they are way out of my budget. Hanggang wishful thinking lang..
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The difference between sex and shopping is that in Sex you cannot return it if you don't like it.
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IF Sex is like Shopping.... Then I won't stop till I drop!!
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Dear Hubby: Today is father's Day and it is your special day!!. And for this you will be treated like a king in a very special way and you will be pampered and pleasured. By the way, ibinabad ko na nga pala ang mga puti so that it will be easy for you when you do the laundry tomorrow when everything goes back to normal. Enjoy this day.I love you!! Mwaah!
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loveguru, thanks. if there are accident prone people i may be a "voyeur prone person"
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OkulasO I dont know but I always see things that Im not supposed to see..Instant voyeur ako haha.
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There are 70 ways to please a woman. 1 of them is shopping and the rest is 69.
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Women are smarter than men because men takes two heads to be able to outsmart us!!
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FRIENDS ARE LIKE VIBRATORS. They come in handy WHEN YOU NEED THEM MOST!!
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Friends are like CONDOMS.They are always there when times are HARD.
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Its raining cats and dogs! So nice to cuddle in this bed weather..hmmmm
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F#CK THE PAPERWORK!!! Too lazy to work today.I need to relax.
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If stress can burn fats, I'll be really sexy by now, maybe a Super Model at that!!
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Nothing lasts forever!! Even problems and stress. Have a stress free week ahead everyone.
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Dear hubby, I saved you the trouble in finding me a gift that I like since that's always your alibi when you don't have a gift for me. I purchased all the things that I liked and charged everything to your card. Thank you very much. I really love them all!!I just hope you don't have a heart attack when you see the bill. But I already thought of that I also charged your medicine.Mwaah!
