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  1. clandestinecuddles

    A woman who doesn't know how to cook should find a man who doesn't know how to eat!! Sa tagalog, ang babaeng di marunong mag fellatio ay dapat humanap ng lalakeng hindi marunong mag cunnilingus!!

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    2. Thomas Durnst

      Thomas Durnst

      Kudos if this is OG, nonetheless quote of the week.

    3. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Thanks Thomas Durnst

    4. caloy168

      caloy168

      Very well said mentor hahaha

  2. clandestinecuddles

    You are welcome yesyesyo.But for SOP its a nonono lol.

  3. clandestinecuddles

    For old people SEx is like Candy Crush.......You still wanna play pero wala ng BUHAY!!!

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    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Well age is just a number but then pag matanda na face na lang daw ang nagagalit haha. May MS naman at Robust.

    3. blacklantern

      blacklantern

      Hindi ah, lalaban pa! hahahahahaha

    4. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Aba matapang haha

  4. clandestinecuddles

    Aussie kiss !!!!French Kiss!!!! Manyakiss!!!!

  5. clandestinecuddles

    Yes thats another way of saying it blacklantern

  6. clandestinecuddles

    'In this stormy and cuddly weather, I'd rather be wet than dry!!!!

    1. blacklantern

      blacklantern

      In da bed weyder, u buy a water bed, den u butas it wen u sleep on it hehehe. u get numonyah!

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      And when you get pneumonia,you get wet and slimy sipon.

  7. clandestinecuddles

    When I think of you, I want to play.............................. Hampas Palayok or Tumbang Preso!!!

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    2. blacklantern

      blacklantern

      Why don't you get a trusted guy na puedeng fubu or one night stand and jam-bam-balooga the guy and get "memories" out of your system or come closer to an "im not affected anymore" feeling? Teka, i'm reconsidering this suggestion, baka mali.

    3. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Id rather get a toy.No need to complicate things.haha

    4. blacklantern

      blacklantern

      When i gave it a second thought, oo nga wag na lang hahaha. Yes, better get a toy na lang.

  8. clandestinecuddles

    Hello jplogger.

  9. clandestinecuddles

    Feeling abandoned hurts more than being "bitin"

    1. blacklantern

      blacklantern

      Lalo na yung feeling stranded. Not just left you and abandoned you but really left you marooned -- stranded. That happened to me.

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Oww . That must have hurt deeply. Sorry to hear that.

  10. clandestinecuddles

    Hi MrKiss. Tara lets be friends;

  11. clandestinecuddles

    That awkward feeling when you are in cowgirl position and straddled on his lap and suddenly you feel the urge to fart,,,,,, embarrassing

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    2. lonelylooker

      lonelylooker

      Well if your partner is focused on you he would not notice it anyway, hehehhee

    3. spy_der_man

      spy_der_man

      just turn the music on.. you wont hear it haha

    4. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      well on second thought, at the height of pleasure who cares? haha

  12. clandestinecuddles

    Give it to me please!! I'm so f#&king wet!!!! How could you leave me standing in the rain? I need that umbrella right now!

    1. Mango Man

      Mango Man

      Funny! :D

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Hey Mango Man.

    3. blacklantern

      blacklantern

      you're fukking wet -- okay. wet ka while in the rain . . .okay. while standing huh, okay. nd you want someone to give it to you huh? with an umbrella huh?

  13. clandestinecuddles

    There are 3 sizes of condoms. SMALL, MEDIUM and LIAR!! Which one is your size?

    1. blacklantern

      blacklantern

      medium! =)

  14. clandestinecuddles

    There's a SUCKER born every minute but SWALLOWERS are hard to find.

    1. blacklantern

      blacklantern

      very very true . . .especially those who swallow their pride and those who accept their fates and swallow bitter pills . . . . kokonti lang ang mga yan hehe pati na rin those who bite their tongues

  15. clandestinecuddles

    @qwertyman hello

  16. clandestinecuddles

    hello deathgrip 19

  17. clandestinecuddles

    Hello GameChanger happy weekend!!

  18. clandestinecuddles

    Hubby and I still have ORAL SEX anytime anywhere. Whenever we meet I say f#&k YOU and he says f#&k YOU TOO!!

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    2. DorkVader

      DorkVader

      That's just about the only thing I get these days. I just hear and talk about it. Sad.

    3. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Such pathetic sex lives we have.

    4. jake252

      jake252

      and then the words turn into? ...

  19. clandestinecuddles

    A dick a day keeps the vibrator away :) but on second thought , a vibrator is a better lay!!!

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    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      No.Ive seen one tho.

    3. DorkVader

      DorkVader

      Why not use both at the same time? I think it will be a more fulfilling experience.

    4. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      That would be too intense!!

  20. clandestinecuddles

    Hi djflexo.

  21. clandestinecuddles

    Oh wrong timing!! I have already taken off my bra and I dont want to go out anymore.

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    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @blacklantern no im not well endowed there.Average size lang

    3. blacklantern

      blacklantern

      You're being so humble naman. Yun pala 36C ka! wow!

    4. DorkVader

      DorkVader

      Why let it stop you? Go without it.

  22. clandestinecuddles

    Mas masarap ang BAWAL!!!

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    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @maldita_overload. Let's go sis try na tayo ng bawal. Kanina pa ko nagpapapak ng lechon kawali.

    3. DorkVader

      DorkVader

      Except suicide.

    4. DorkVader

      DorkVader

      Hi Cuddles!

  23. clandestinecuddles

    Sex is like sleep, I don't get either as much as I want! Have you been getting both lately?

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    2. HKTraveller

      HKTraveller

      Let's not ask too many questions... ;)

    3. tontonyulo

      tontonyulo

      not really. been wanting get em both so bad!

    4. DorkVader

      DorkVader

      Wala nga eh.

  24. clandestinecuddles

    The key to a succesful relationship is to clear your internet history.

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    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @maddromeo temptaion pa pag may FB

    3. tontonyulo

      tontonyulo

      better kung mag incognito mode na lang! :)

    4. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @tontonyulo yes wala sa history yan

  25. clandestinecuddles

    You said you will not leave me. Where are you now? Sigh!

    1. DorkVader

      DorkVader

      Don't waste your time and emotions. Iyakan mo lang sandali then ERASE!

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