clandestinecuddles

What's on your mind? I hate being the third wheel because it could be taken off and two could still take the journey together.Feeling blue.....

Slippery, wet , howling; forceful, pounded and ravaged.... Wishing it was me and not the weather

Marriage...... FREE SEX which you have to pay heavily for.

The vagina is like a tomb. Bury something in it and its either HEAVEN or HELL.

@ deathgrip19 I work at home

I feel HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! Looks like it's gonna rain.

imerson08 thats what mtc is for making friends..

Hello sir J.A.S.O.N

@shawnti210 hello

@male_spud yeah but some of these geniuses are using their brains for more juicy profitable money making schemes

What's on your mind?Our drainage system is like the penis of a man who hasn't been laid for a while..... KONTING ULAN LANG BAHA AGAD!!! Madali ba magbaha sa inyo? If yes there must be something wrong with your PIPE!! :)

@male_spud yeah it's so alarming that a few minutes of heavy downpour could cause a knee to waist high flooding.

Good morning male_spud.

@kempaf Sorry I only divulge my lies not my secrets.

SEX is like CANDY CRUSH. Addicting, exciting,sweet, sometimes frustrating. You dont want to stop,you can do it anywhere and when you are dead somebody out there can give you life. You can even do it with friends!!

@no foul hey..?

I'm feeling ecstatic. I'm glad of all the choices I made. No regrets. :0

I wonder how it is freeing myself and letting go.........

@pussy kisser. Good am.

SEX is just like COKE. It can be REGULAR, DIET or ZERO. It cums in 8oz. 12oz or LITRO!!! Pwede rin lagay sa Plastic. Ikaw, What COKE are you having nowadays ?

I'll just be a sampaguita to you and can never be your DAISY, nor will I be your BABE but just your lady.

Its summertime!!! Its Tule time!!! Kayo, Tule na ba kayo? If not, may Libreng Tule sa Baranggay. Mag Register na

It's been a year ago today, when I first joined MTC. After 1300 plus posts, penis chronicles, thoughts for the day , naughty stories other senseless stuff and a room of my own, Id say it was a helluva year and looking forward to more years of MTC!!! Thank you to all my MTC friends and those who drop by in the attic. You have made my stay in MTC a very sexciting, fruitful. pleasurable and delightful one. It has helped me cope up with the stress, problems and all the perplexi...

The Penis is like an Internet Connection Sometimes it's FAST so waiting is SHORT At times it's SLOW and waiting is LONG At times it takes forever to connect to reach the Big O.......... I mean ONLINE And when it's out you kinda MISS IT and if it goes ON after a long time without it hala click , pindot, press to the max hanggang mapuyat!!

To my sick hubby:RX Take full dose of WIFEYTOTHEMAXTROCYN FULL STRENGTH every 3 hours. FELLATIOCIM as needed . Complete BEDBREAST AND SEXCERCISE 2 times a day. If symptoms persist consult a PSP . Di na kaya ni wifey SEVERE LIBOGINITIS , COMPLICATIONS DUE TO HORNYCITIS INf#&kTION And ERECTUS GRAVISIMUS mo.