politics Dear Bong Bong

[MTC]

Dear Bong,

The other week I was discussing your marketing position with my wife, and I agree with her. You just might win next year. But in order for you to win, the other side must accept defeat. There might be another EDSA next year when the yellows do not get what they want. Since you are now aligned with the incumbent, it will be convenient for the opposition to cry "cheating".

When that time comes, will you give way?

[camiar]

Dear BongBong,

I love it when a plan comes together!

What a dream team!

Let's get that 40 million votes!

 

[MTC]

Dear Bong,

Hindi talaga papayag ang yellows. In case you win, they will probably say you cheated. And, they will probably stage another EDSA.

[camiar]

Dear Bongbong,

Sige lang, you can be sure of at least 40 million votes!

Di na mangyayari uli and EDSA People Power. Natuto na ang mga tao. 

Tingnan mo na lang, for several years already, palaging nilalangaw ang February 25 EDSA People Power day.

Yellows are now irrelevant. They died to irrelevance and were buried during the 2019 midterm elections.

[lee sawyer]

Dear BBM,

The surveys don't lie. You have been leaving the opposition in the dust in survey after survey. May you improve the Phiippines further until 2028. 

Sincerely yours,

lee

Edited December 28, 2021 by lee sawyer

[plug]

Dear BBM,

Paano yan diretso ka ng tinutukoy?

Pag naman naupo ka turn mo naman.

Kaya lang baka talunin ka base sa prediction ng Anak ng Diyos.

[camiar]

Dapat buksan uli itong kasong ito pag nanalo ka nang Presidente. 

Hindi dapat mangyari uli ang organized manipulation of ballots noong 2016. 

 

[plug]

Dear BBM,

Hindi na magkakatutoo ang prediction ng Anak ng Diyos kahit anointed ni D30 dahil umatras si BGO. So tuloy ang prediction ni Nostradamus para makatira ka muli sa Malacanang na ipinagawa ng iyong ama.

[camiar]

Dear BBM,

Ganda ng ads mo. 

Simple. Elegant. Feels Good.

 

[yutsugi678]

10 hours ago, plug said:

Dear BBM,

Hindi na magkakatutoo ang prediction ng Anak ng Diyos kahit anointed ni D30 dahil umatras si BGO. So tuloy ang prediction ni Nostradamus para makatira ka muli sa Malacanang na ipinagawa ng iyong ama.

Ung Malacanang matagal ng nakatayo un during Colonial times ba right? Hindi si Former President Marcos ung nagpagawa nun.

[Muttley09]

Dear BBM,

You're the runaway winner in the coming election.

[Jogzvira10]

Sana mapagpatuloy mo yung nasimulan ni tatay lalo na yung peace and order

[NightWriter]

Dear BBM, 

Can you please make Spanish as our second language again? the 1986 Constitution needs a lot of alterations. 

Please pass the Divorce decree so that the women wouldn't have to wait for 3 to 4 years in getting an annulment. I have to do that myself and it was difficult.

Bring back the Republic to the Philippines. I'll pray for your success. 

Kat 

 

 

[camiar]

On 12/6/2021 at 9:59 AM, NIGHTWRITER said:

Dear BBM, 

Can you please make Spanish as our second language again? the 1986 Constitution needs a lot of alterations. 

Please pass the Divorce decree so that the women wouldn't have to wait for 3 to 4 years in getting an annulment. I have to do that myself and it was difficult.

Bring back the Republic to the Philippines. I'll pray for your success. 

Kat 

 

 

Nuestros jóvenes necesitan aprender español para que puedan descubrir por sí mismos cuán rica era nuestra cultura antes de que los estadounidenses nos convirtieran en zombis de Hollywood.

[lee sawyer]

Dear BBM,

Your and Sara's freight train is unstoppable. The best that they can do now is to try to disqualify you. However, their DQ cases are inherently weak. In the latest Pulse Asia survey, you lead the dumbass by 33% and even if you double the dumbass' survey numbers, you will still lead by 13%. The yellow trolls are in denial mode and can't accept it that you will be the next president. 

 

Sincerely yours,

lee

Edited December 28, 2021 by lee sawyer