Dear Noynoy

[Qui-Gon Jinn]

Dear PNoy,

 

I really don't care much kung mali man ang figures na nai-feed sa iyo especially dun sa bigas...one thing is for sure there is over importation at dapat may managot sa mga ginawa ng dating mga nakaupo...at the height of the rice crisis, I've heard stories from Isabela that tons and tons of rice were burned to cut off the supply in Metro...at first I thought it was bullshit...now I'm being enlightened...taena, Mr. President, ipakain mo kay Arthur Yap lahat ng bigas na nabubulok sa warehouse ng NFA at ipakarga mo sa kanya yung mga barko barko pang dumadating na inover-import niya papunta sa mga warehouses!

[howarddeduct]

Dear NoiNoi,

 

Thank you at pinalaya mo na si Col. Querubin. Diretso na ko sa barbero nito. Libre pagupit. Yeah!

[CUMonYou]

Dear Pnoy

 

Pakisabi Sa mga hindi nakakaunawa na ang SONA is a SONA at kung want ng detalye paraan at solusyon at mga konkretong plano manood sila ng sagot tulad nina benipayo sa NFA na kahapon lang nasagot lahat ng katanungan by the press at isa sa mga cabinet member mo na alam ang ginagawa...

[hellyeah2]

Dear Noy,

 

Bakit ganun? Tagalog na nga ang Sona mo dami pa ring hinde makaintindi o sadyang ayaw intindihin! sabagay ang mga talunan ay pilit na nagiging bulag dahil sa sobrang sama ng loob!

 

Noy, ikaw lang ba ang nangako sa kampanyahan? Yung iba nga nangako na ipapagpatuloy ang polisiya ng nakaraang administrasyon(Ayun talo! Bwekekekekekeke!)

 

Sya nga pala OK lang ang bisyong paninigarilyo macho ang dating nun, kumpara sa pag-finger ng pwet!

[BnF95]

Hey Baldie;

 

I think you are a spineless and useless member of a privileged family that has done nothing worthy of being elected to the highest office of this land except that your daddy was shot and your mommy rode that to the same office you hold now and showed how useless she was.

 

That said, your speech last Monday was a refreshing change of pace from the tissue of lies that spouts of the lips of your predecessor, the midget that formerly lived in the palace by the river. Maybe you were a do-nothing tongressman and insanetor, but I like it. You indeed stated the state of the nation, which is to say bluntly that we are neck deep in doggie-do and sinking deeper.

 

I do hope it wasn't just speechifying though and that your administration will do something about it. Not just filing cases that will languish because of the corrupt justice system, but actual imprisonment and confiscation of those fine houses and properties and bank accounts (something your momma was unable to do) to be used to lower our fiduciary concerns and debts. That isn't enough of course, perhaps you could also figure out a way to remove the graft and corruption, or at least tame it down.

 

Of course that'll never be enough, a lot of people here would want you to find employment for everyone and raise the salaries while lowering the cost of living. Hell, from what I can tell, the militant groups want you to turn water into wine and multiply the loaves and fishes too. The supporters of the midget wants you to forgive and forget, the various lobbyist groups want their needs addressed as well, just don't forget, in the end, you can't do everything, do what you can and do it well.

 

Thanks,

 

Bald 'n Fat

[wizard23]

Dear P-Noy,

 

Ingat ka. Ang dami mo nang nasagasaan. Madami ka nang kaaway, e one month ka pa lang sa office. Yung mga feeling VIP dati hindi na maka astang VIP treatment... madami pang iba - smugglers, mga midnight appointees, corrupt officials sa DPWH, MWSS etc... YOU WILL NEVER KNOW KUNG SINO ANG MAGIGING CULPRIT KUNG SAKALING MAG SUCCEED SILA IPA ASSASSINATE KA. God forbid. I appreciate your honesty and good intentions to serve well as President of the Republic. I want to see you succeed in all your programs to better the lives of the Filipino people because your success is the nation's success at para na din mapahiya na din ang mga critics mo. para silang mga CPP-NPA-NDF - wala nang nakita kung hindi negative at PURO SALITA LANG AT REKLAMO!!!

 

sana matapos mo ang term mo dahil mas malala pa kung si Binay ang naging presidente natin!!!

Edited July 30, 2010 by wizard23

[nok]

PNoy,

Kung wala kang ginawa bilang 3 term congressman at bilang senador, sana naman bilang Presidente ng Pilipinas, meron na. kahit ano, basta meron.

[jetrink]

Dear Penoy.

Ipabukas mo na ang Goodlife. Pagsabihan mo din si Tulfo na hindi lahat ng MPA eh libre nya matototnak.

[twentyoneinch]

Kailangan na lang ng sample. Magpakulong ka ng isang 'big fish' Mr President. Masaya na ako.

[skitz]

^^ I second the motion. Make that an Arroyo. Whether it's Gloria, Mike, Iggy, Mikey, or Dato, it doesn't matter. Just one please, and within the year please. If you can imprison the entire clan, I'd nominate you right here right now as NATIONAL HERO!

[howarddeduct]

PNoy,

Kung wala kang ginawa bilang 3 term congressman at bilang senador, sana naman bilang Presidente ng Pilipinas, meron na. kahit ano, basta meron.

NoyPi,

 

Kakaupo lang, itataas na ang MRT fare at singil sa Meralco. Yipeeeee!!!

[Sl@MDuNk_Mitsui14]

Mukhang piyesta ang mga Lopez sayo ABNOY, sunod-sunod taas ng singil ng kuryente, at wala kang magawa..utang na loob nga naman, biro mo for the first time, pinagtanggol pa ng gobyerno (with Lacierda's statement) ang Meralco..Nakapagtataka ba?! takot mo lang siguro sa mga Lopez.. congrats sa KAIBIGAN INC. mr. SPINELESS president. pweh, pweh, pweh...PWEH ULIT!

[skitz]

Asus! Sino nga ba ulet ang spokesman nang big three nung panahon ni Gloria? E di ba yung annointed Energy Secretary nya di ba? Haynaku... wala ka talagang credibility.

[kanto-terrorist]

I wont expect you to be perfect, and i wont expect critics will shut up their mouths to blame you for everything that's f*cking up this country from PAG ASA brouhaha to Kris-James Yap separation...( and I still do believe Manny Villar can do your job better) but hey, your top-off the charts trust rating is what I can say, the best thing i've seen that happened to us, in decades. Good job 'Noy! Pinoys trusting their government once again is such a hell of a good start. Keep them rolling!

[howarddeduct]

Dear NoiNoi,

 

I wElCuM d 12yrs bA$Ic eDuC. MoRdR0pOuts = m0R Gr0's & PsP$! YiPeEeE! :lol: