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will you still love me if im too busy always and can be with you only once a week ?

 

 

 

ok nga un e para nde nman nakakasawa pag lgi kita nkikita...

bsta ba meron tyong khit 2 hours of sex dun sa once a week na un e :cool:

 

 

will you still love me kung nde ako napapaungol sa pagkanta mo dhil kaw na yta pinaka-bobitang bj grl na nkilala ko? :lol:

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will you still love me kung nde ako napapaungol sa pagkanta mo dhil kaw na yta pinaka-bobitang bj grl na nkilala ko? laugh.gif

 

oo bah... wat will i do is ill try my best para matuto...

ill ask you to teach me how to do it right. gabi-gabi tau magpapraktis.hehehe

 

 

will you still love me even if im makulit and not so good in bed?

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The time when we still talk on the phone, i told him i have a little boy and i 'm never married ,he said its okay, then i saw him, what a cute little gingerbread man! :P .i got hooked eversince...he accepted my son and thats a totally big deal for me

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The time when we still talk on the phone, i told him i have a little boy and i 'm never married ,he said its okay, then i saw him, what a cute little gingerbread man! :P .i got hooked eversince...he accepted my son and thats a totally big deal for me

 

 

wow! that's great... that means he really still loves you.. how about my current situation... how about I confess everything i lied about in the duration of our 6 year relationship.. like when I denied that I used to hook up with my ex girlfriends when we were back in college, i lied about how I used to cheat around with girls while I was playing for the college varsity team.. If I told the whole damn truth about all the lies I've told in the whole 6 years that we've been together.. would you still love me?

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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE :

 

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

 

 

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

 

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

 

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

 

 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

 

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

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Will you love me if...

 

i were balding and only had one foot?

 

or if I had stinky breath and my balls were black?

 

or if I your mom and I had a kid(this is gross I'm sorry)?

 

or If I'm a necrophiliac?

 

or if I'm a compulsive liar?

 

or if my feet smell like the rankest blue cheese?

 

or if my head is shaped like a pear and I only grow hair on the very tip?

 

or if I had a superpower but it was to make people crap their pants at will?

 

or if I only learned minimum wage by giving handjobs to octogenarian paraplegics?

 

or if I'm a closet bestiality fanatic and I truly love your cat?

 

or if I'm a pirate fanatic and I only get hard-ons when you dress up in your pirate costume?

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so let's begin again.

 

the next poster will answer the previous poster's question and then ask the question .." will you still love me ..?"

 

the last question asked " will you still love me eventhough I don't love you?"

 

my answer: sorry dearie, I'm not a fool.

 

 

my question: will you still love me eventhough I am insanely jealous and drive you nuts?

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so let's begin again.

 

the next poster will answer the previous poster's question and then ask the question .." will you still love me ..?"

 

the last question asked " will you still love me eventhough I don't love you?"

 

my answer: sorry dearie, I'm not a fool.

my question: will you still love me eventhough I am insanely jealous and drive you nuts?

LOVE IS SACRIFICE

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