Exit Lines

[Manticore]

I just wanna be friends...with fringe benefits. heheheh.

[♀~§assy§pirit~♀]

All of these happened to me... Honestly, I dunno how to break up with someone... sometimes I just wait na lang for the other party to call it off... pero dun sa mga unexpected na parties, these are what they have to say:

 

di kasi ko maka-fit-in sa crowds mo --- (tarantado ka ba, ang sabihin mo, talagang di ka kasi marunong makisama kahit kanino)

 

kapatid na lang tingin ko sayo --- (eh p*ta ka pala eh, nangarap ka pang maging kapatid ko, di ka namin tatanggapin ng pamilya ko noh, asa ka pa!)

 

nagkataon kasing maraming dumating na problema --- (o talaga lang ah! ang ganda ng solusyon mo ah! sige mag-solo ka ngayon kakaisip ng paraan sa mga problema mo! gago!)

 

there's nothing wrong with you, it's just me --- (oo nga, alam ko there's something wrong with you.. may sayad ka debah?? ah hinde pala... you're dick is shrinking to its smallest pala while you're nose is growing longer by the second... tsk tsk tsk, good luck)

 

na-realize ko na mas magiging okay akong kaibigan para sayo kesa bf --- (at sinong may sabi sayong papayag akong maging friends pa tayo!? kung wala na, eh di demmit, wala na... umapila ka pa eh, kutusan kaya kitang ungas ka!)

 

i found out from my ex's cousin who visited me sa house to say her goodbyes na rin kasi naging close ko rin sya:

ate aimee, kaya daw talaga nakipag-break si kuya kasi daw ang kulit mo, ayaw mo daw tumigil mag-yosi --- (abay, hang tinde nitow! imagine, the guy was more like a dragon sa lakas mag-yosi samantalang ako nakiki-puff lang halos sa kanya?? palusot ampotah!!)

 

nahulog kasi ang loob ko dun sa kaibigan mo --- (ah ganun ba, taena kakaawa naman ikaw.. sige puntahan mo na sya at tanungin mo kung nakita nyang gumugulong ang nahulog mong loob... tsk, tsk, problema mo na yan pare, you're on your own)

 

uhm.. you see... uh.. i met this girl last saturday at my friend's despedida party.. --- (`nyetang yan kala ko ba stag party ng pinsan mo, bat biglang naging despedida ng tropa mo... tangna, sa una mo pa lang na hirit sinungaling ka na, bat pa kita pakikinggan)

 

hun kasi.. nagkausap kami ng masinsinan ni mama na di daw napupulot ang pera pang-tuition.. so yun --- (huh, anong so yun!? you sound more like mang-uutang ng pang-tuition than breaking up! hahaha, o sya, sya... sige break na kung break.. tutal nag-promise ka namang babalik ka basta maipakita mo lang na nagtaasan ang grades mo eh...

*after one week* abay kumag na yon, nakahanap kaagad ng mauutangan ng pang-tuition ah!!! naisahan ako nung ulupong na yun ah!!! :grr: )

 

nahihiya na kasi ako sayo kasi parang wala akong gaanong mai-offer sayo, sa mga lakad natin ikaw laging nagiging taya --- (*sniff* nakakaiyak naman tayo sa drama natin.. boohoo.. haysus, ni hindi mo ba naisip na ako nga ang nahirapan, duh! alam ko namang tuwang-tuwa ka pag sinasabi kong "sige ako na" pag nahahalata kong wala ka na namang pera kasi lagi mong inuubos sa mga gimik mo! hay mabuti naman at naisipan mong makipag-split, sana mag-ipon ka habang single ka pa para pag may gf ka ulit eh may pamasahe ka man lang, tanga ka na nga, parasite ka pa!)

Edited January 14, 2005 by ♀~§assy§pirit~♀

[shyguycanada]

Here's a few I've heard:

 

1. I need sometime to find myself.

2. I need to know that what I have is the best it can ever be.

3. You're dead to me!

4. My heart is not where it should be and I don't want to hurt you.

5. I need to find somone that's in the same mindset - i want to be married within two years and if you can't commit to that, I need to find someone that will.

 

later.

[shyguycanada]

I agree - straight to the point and blunt. The truth hurts but that's life. Deal with it. You can always try to sugar coat it but it doesn't make the ordeal easier.

 

Regardless, if things aren't working, things aren't working. I have too many friends that get back together because of several factors.

[miss_managed]

if you want to dump a girl make it simple and fast...

never pretend that you dont wanna really wanna hurt her

because the mere fact that u wanted to get out of the relationship

will surely k*ll her...

but it will good on both partys...

kc there will be no more pretentions di ba...

[_ecko-tech_]

d buttom line is, "just be honest!" be honest to ur self and to her. if u dnt like her den tel her. tel her in a proper manner, i mean ask her if d both of u cn talk alone, nd den tel her slowly just like in the song "break it to me gently" bt dnt lie, tel her d truth, hw u feel bout her. dnt b afraid coz dats d way it has to be. coz u see, if u dnt tel her nd u just keep it to urself,it will just hurt u, y be wit som1 u dnt like if u cn be wit some1 u like,dba? just tel her and be honest its d best and d rght thing to do.

[WayneTruce]

Its always fair when it comes to LOVE.. It's either them or us.. GIRLS also dump MEN, there's no excuse...

[WayneTruce]

Its always fair when it comes to LOVE.. It's either them or us.. GIRLS also dump MEN, there's no excuse...

[WayneTruce]

Just be honest, though it would be painful, it's the TRUTH...

[^ED^GE^]

yes the classic

its not you its me....

concentrate muna ako s studies.

[rickyv]

how can you dump a girl that made you her world? she lost her job, treated shabilly by her parents and family and i'm the only one she can lean too, but i'm getting fed up. how can i make a gracefull exit?

[dogg1]

Ah yes, the the inevitable breakup line. I find it quite humourous from the amount of thought

one excercises in ending a relationship. Reading the past pages of this topic suggests suggests one's punctilious actions is equally impressive as initiating the first contact with the one desired. But I

surmise that for some , all good things must come to an end.

As previously stated in the past posts, the most common breakup lines seems to be " let's be friends" or one of my personal gems is " the spark is gone and I do not love you anymore." And of course,

let's not forget the " Dear John " letters and the other colorful metaphors one sometimes

associates with the once significant other. But I guess the one line that comes to mind is the

one given to my buddy that caught him off guard. And that line is ," I'm sorry but I realized that

I'm gay".

[dogg1]

Ah yes, the the inevitable breakup line. I find it quite humourous from the amount of thought

one excercises in ending a relationship. Reading the past pages of this topic  suggests one's

punctilious actions is equally impressive as initiating the first contact with the one desired. But I

surmise that for some , all good things must come to an end.

As previously stated in the past posts, the most common breakup lines seems to be " let's be friends" or one of my personal gems is " the spark is gone and I do not love you anymore." And of course,

let's not forget the  " Dear John " letters and the other colorful metaphors one sometimes

associates with the once significant other. But I guess the one line that comes to mind is the

one given to my buddy that caught him off guard. And that line is ," I'm sorry but I realized that

I'm gay".

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[darkstranger13]

It's quite interesting to read some of the break-up lines posted in this thread. Some are hilarious enough that actually shows that the obvious need to break up. For me naman, back when my girlfriend was breaking us up at that time said the usual, "hindi ikaw, ako ang may problema..." or somewhere along that line and also "kung kami daw talaga, magkakabalikan daw kami..." . wala akong nagawa nakipag-break sa akin in a middle of a long-distance relationship. asa naman ako dun kaya i tried to visit here after 5 months and was armed with hope na kami pa nga. sabay ba naman sinabi na ayaw niya long distance relationship at wala daw silbi kung ang trato niya daw sa jowa niya ay parang kaibigan lang. tuloy! nabasted tuloy ako ng wala sa oras. kaya sinabi ko na lang na "nagbago ka na nga." but we are still friends and recently been invited to attend her wedding. haaay... buhay...

 

if it's up to me though I would have said that "I have fallen out of love with you.." or somewhere along that line or whatever fits, necessary... heheh!

[cho_clitz888]

dump her by telling her what you feel...NOT THROUGH TEXTS! personally please! Dont even ask someone to break it to her! have that BALLS to talk to her! ke maganda pa pagkakasabi mo o hindi... masakit pa rin yun! so.. give it a FAST GO! dont break it to us gently! wag na yun.. " its not you, its US.... jeez!!!