Political Jokes

[jopoc]

Pacquiao: na-mafia yung decision laban sa akin

Corona: welcome to my club.

[dos8dos]

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Edited June 10, 2012 by dos8dos

[Qui-Gon Jinn]

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eto pa isa...

[wendy testicleger]

Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!

 

Ito ang original. Ginaya pa ni GMA pati ang neck brace.

[Qui-Gon Jinn]

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eto pa isa...

[lomex32]

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[heatseeker0714]

More

 

 

Bok, sino tong mga to???

[scam]

Bok, sino tong mga to???

 

1. Jocjoc Bolante on the fertilizer scam

 

2. Former FG Arroyo bagman of the infamous GMA administration.

 

3. Former PNP Gen dela Paz, the foreign currency courier caught in Russia.

[heatseeker0714]

1. Jocjoc Bolante on the fertilizer scam

 

2. Former FG Arroyo bagman of the infamous GMA administration.

 

3. Former PNP Gen dela Paz, the foreign currency courier caught in Russia.

 

1.) ah oo nga, si Joke Joke...

 

2.) never knew this guy...

 

3.) di ko na-recognize kasi di na naka sout ng GOA... eto pinakamasarap na maging kaibigan... lusot na to sa Russian Customs eh... kaso yung TOTOONG may dala at may ari nung pera, nung sinisita na ng Russian Customs, binalikan nya, inako yung bag ng pera, nagkapalit daw sila ng bag nung sinisita... Yung mga taga serbisyo dito or meron kamag-anak sa serbisyo or kaibigan or kabit or whatnot sa serbisyo, kilala naman natin lahat kung sino tinutukoy ko diba??? Ahehehehehehe..... Peace mga Bok!

[dungeonbaby]

 

from tnr in Pinoy Exchange

[lvpinoy702]

Hiya all. My name if john and it's been said, "laughter is the best medicine." I'll make my first few posts here.

 

GARFIELD

ON THE OIL CRISIS

 

A lot of folks can't understand how we came

to have an oil shortage here in our country.

~~~

Well, there's a very simple answer.

~~~

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

~~~

We just didn't know we were getting low.

~~~

The reason for that is purely geographical.

~~~

Our OIL is located in:

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ALASKA

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California

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Coastal Florida

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Coastal Louisiana

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North Dakota

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Wyoming

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Colorado

~~~

Kansas

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Oklahoma

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Pennsylvania

&

Texas

~~~

Our dipsticks are located in DC

 

Any Questions? NO?

Didn't think So.

[lvpinoy702]

CA vs TX

 

 

Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

 

 

#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is

natural.

 

#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.

 

#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.

 

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.

 

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear

of dangerous animals.

 

#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

 

#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

 

#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.

 

#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

 

#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.

 

Texas :

 

#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead

coyote.

 

 

Any wonder why California is broke????

 

[lvpinoy702]

WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE

Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabuland observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, 'Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?'

The woman looked MsWalters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."

Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak or where you go):

 

BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE'S A SMART WOMAN!

[uaeboy25]

pilipinas magpapahiram ng 1 billion $. langya tawa ako upon hearing this news, feeling US

[scam]

In one light chat between BINAY & ERAP before an UNA caucus:

 

Erap : Jojo, we have a lot of things in common.

Binay: Is that so? I never even have thought about it. Like what?

 

Erap : You were once a Mayor, I was once a mayor too.

Binay: Oh yes that's right..

 

Erap: Your wife is a doctor, so is my LOI.

Binay: Wow, what a coincidence. What else please,tell me.

 

Erap : I had mistress , you have your own too.

: I was once VP of this country, so are you now.

 

Binay: hahaha...i'm really amazed that we had a lot in similarities.

 

Erap : Naku! More importantly, I do hope you also become President and...

 

 

"be jailed like just like me"