hotcherry_10 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 1) Matagal na kaming hndi nagkikita2) I dont talk to her anymore, umiiwas na nga ako eh.3) Sobrang traffic, it's been a sudden long journey kaya ngayon lang ako dumating.4) She's just an ex and we dont talk anymore.5) (While on the phone) Im talking to a client...6) Im not married, never been married!and a lot more lies you could ever imagine! Quote Link to comment
agamulach_experience2000 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 (edited) Lie: Coffee tayo Translation: Sex tayo but lets have coffee first, pampagana! Lie: Girl says "virgin pa ako" Trans: f#&k me please.... Lie: Girl says "ayoko pa umuwi" Trans: Take me to a motel and lets bounce... Edited May 8, 2007 by agamulach_experience2000 Quote Link to comment
johnsorix06 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 matutulog lang tayo.effective to. :thumbsupsmiley: Quote Link to comment
saleisha Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 i wont hurt you.. i love you... you're my one and only... Quote Link to comment
lovejones Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 (junior year) "the panty inside the car? the wind must have carried it." Quote Link to comment
louiemagic Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 I dont Love you-words that i said. the biggest lie i said Quote Link to comment
temari Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 biggest lie i ever said... i dont love you... and i dont care... :cry: biggest lie that was said to me... 1. ill be home and sleeping....2. i was with all boys party...3. i cant bring my own pc and i cant contact you... (whats the use of your cellphone anyways? aahhh... maybe you dont want to spent a single penny for a stupid like me..) :thumbsdownsmiley: Quote Link to comment
temari Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 biggest lie i ever said.. im ok....dont wori... ill be fine :cry: biggest lie ever said to me... i dont have any gf...i out of the city.... no internet connection... ( y u dont even bother to tell me before you go then? you have your cellphone ryt?) :thumbsdownsmiley: Quote Link to comment
rebel_biatch Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 biggest lie was when i told mom that i'm still a virgin..haha!!! biggest lie i heard: im single i like you / i love you he told me he will pay all his debts....kaso kahit pera ng family ko kinuha nya eh.. sabay tago! :cry: Quote Link to comment
nuggetable Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I've lied in the past about being married, but now I'm pretty secure about it, honest about it and only stray on a cerebral level (does that make it wrong or right ? I just don't know) Cheers Nug Quote Link to comment
phaulgas Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 biggest lie: uuwi na ako or pauwi na ako ng bahay... Quote Link to comment
neville Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 (edited) biggest lie i heard: if we part ways, or if i found someone else, you can k*ll me... the jerk's still alive and is actually a practicing veterinarian... :glare: Edited August 20, 2007 by neville Quote Link to comment
breyton Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 on the way to motel... masakit tiyan ko... is it ok? Quote Link to comment
malisyosa_ako Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 wla akong pakelam sau,..hnd kita mahal,..itutulog lng kita makakalimutan na kita,.. Quote Link to comment
lomex32 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 OK I just want to take a dump ..... my tummy feels like an erupting volcano.... if you want you can go home and I will manage myself ...ugh ugh Quote Link to comment
sierra Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 lies ever said: papunta na ako...i'm single...i did withdrawal...i want to marry you... Quote Link to comment
silvershadows Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 biggest lie I ever heard... I'm still a virgin........(yeah right! as if I wouldn't know....) biggest lie I ever said..... Don't worry... hindi ko ipapasok kung hindi kasya... susubukan ko lang kung papasok.....(yeah right! as if it wouldn't really fit...he he he) Quote Link to comment
munchkins and donuts Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 I always say... "I'm on the way" when in fact I just woke up... Quote Link to comment
j3nn6y Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 frenzy banana is a candy. naiwan lang yung wrapper sa kotse. Quote Link to comment
sugar69babe Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 frenzy banana is a candy. naiwan lang yung wrapper sa kotse. ...and additional lie....naiwan ng boss ko sa kotse....(mag-turo ba ng iba???...duh!) Quote Link to comment
sugar69babe Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 i need space.. Yeah, right! Space so he/she can put the other girl/guy in!!! Quote Link to comment
sugar69babe Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 uminom kami kc bday ni ganito ganyan...walang katapusang birthday sa mga guys na ganito ang kasinungalingan, make sure, you keep a calendar so you won't be celebrating a person's birthday 2x or more a year! Be intelligent!!! Quote Link to comment
angel_by_day Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 you're safe with me now....di ka na iiyak.... Quote Link to comment
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