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Uncomfortable Questions


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Here's my list:

 

1. Did u cum? (Heck, if u had to ask, then I most likely did not.)

 

2. Nag-enjoy ka ba? (U dont really wanna know the truth.)

 

3. Malaki ba dick ko? (If u really have to ask this, kindly bring a caliper next time. I meant, a tape measure.)

 

4. ASL? (Pucha, kaya nga may profile tayo sa MTC eh, para we can dispense with this crap and get on to real business...)

 

5. Bakit mas gusto mo ng older men? Mas masarap ang younger ah! (Ok, wise guy, so tell me how many older men uv f#&ked so u can say with any semblance of authority that younger is better than older.)

 

6. Are u chubby? (This, wen asked by someone who's 5'2, 200 lbs. Implying na dapat slim ako para i-meet nya. :sick: )

 

7. Magaling ba ako? (If you are any good, i would have told u by the 10th minute that u are. If i didn't, quit fishing!)

 

8. Will u make an exception for me? (Of what use are requirements if the exemptions would be institutionalized?"

 

More to come.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eto feeling ko lang mahirap na tanong for the guys: May mga time kasi na nangyari ganitong bagay...

Sino mas masarap ka _ _ _? ako o yung ex girlfriend mo? tapos hihirit pa sayo... please be honest naman to me oh kasi sobrang mahal na mahal kita. I just want to good with what we have... tapos sobrang angelic face.. pano na

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