the_mack Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 What are you gonna do when i fall in love with you? Quote Link to comment
extrarice3 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 f "I need time.."m "---"f "Ano?"m "---"f "Punasan mo nga yan!"m "(..leche)" Quote Link to comment
kikay28 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 My Set of Uncomfortable Questions: 1. My friend has this habit of asking me how much my salary is whenever I got a new job, "So, magkano naman sweldo mo jan sa bago mong trabaho?" - definitely mas malaki sa 'yo!!!" 2. "When will we have an SOP?" - casual na casual eh no?! 3. "Paano pag nalaman ng asawa mo?" - what the?! :thumbsdownsmiley: pag nalaman eh di tapos tayo!!! 4. "Vital statistics?" - beauty contest ba ito?! eh kung ako kaya magtanung, "So. ilang inches ang d#*k mo?" 5. "Sinung mas malaki sa amin ng asawa mo?" - i will not elaborate on this one. Quote Link to comment
simpatiko Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Ilang taon ka na?? Am just 26 but i hate to hear my age already ang dami na kasi nating nami-miss pag tumatanda tayo. Quote Link to comment
cinnamon Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 ummm pag kaharap m isang tropa m na lasing tapos sasabihin nila... " tol do you love moe?" wtf! saan nangaling ang tanung na yan hahahaha weird lang... Quote Link to comment
Aquaenigma Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 so where is he now (my exs) ..anung nangyari sa inyo? single ka pa rin? bakit wala kang pang bf? Quote Link to comment
doppelganger1281 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 "Gusto mo bangasin ko mukha mo?" :thumbsdownsmiley: Amf!!! away na toh!!! grrrr... Quote Link to comment
lomex32 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 OFFICE TALK : Sir, kayo na ba ni ...... .....? Quote Link to comment
dakota Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 The wife asking me........."mayron ka bang kinakalantarang babae"? Quote Link to comment
flix Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 so how was "Mxxxxxxxx"? oks ba? talaga bang palaban? shaved ba pre? pano mo ba nakilala yun? what positions did you do? magaling ba mg-BJ? laki ba boobs? sarap ba humalik? pards totoo ba, BJ ka nya sa sasakyan pa lang? nagtanggal daw ng panty pag sakay pa lang?! naglabas ba ng camera pre? may shots kayo? pumayag ba sa anal?... .......... ....... . ............. ......... ............ ......... namputcha! pano ko masasagot lahat yan!!!! Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 may boy friend ka ba? -uh eh...wala ata...sabi nya kase eh...pero...ano eh...kase ano eh....arrrrrgh! ewan! Quote Link to comment
jons11 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 The family asks: When are you 'gonna bring your gf here? Me: When she's ready... When will that be? Me: When she's here, it means she's ready... Why is it we don't know anything about this girl? Me: Because she's not here for you to know anything about her... Why are you evading the topic? Me: Why are you asking the wrong questions? Are you 'gonna marry this girl Me: We'll see.... When she gets here... Moral lesson: A 5 year old kid can never ask questions to a very old man because even if the old man answers, the kid can never understand what he really means. Quote Link to comment
shaggy Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 sabi nga ni Gary Lising, "there are only 3 words that is both an uncomfortable question and that can k*ll a man's ego... IS IT IN?" hehehe Pag nasabihan ka nun, I'ld like to be there to see anong gagawin mo. hahahaha. Quote Link to comment
lovejones Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Is that your cell phone vibrating or are you just happy to see me? haha Quote Link to comment
chabacano Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 given the chance, will you drop a grand pianoon your mother-in-law 5 levels below? Quote Link to comment
Sulsa Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Ano BA ako sau? kya mo ba kung mawala ako? kya mo ba kung wlang mgyari s buhay ko? kung mei gus2 ka n di ko maibigay kya ko ba? kya ko p bang mabuhay kung wala ka na? Quote Link to comment
Guest saintwitch Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 if this certain guy asked me this can i keep you? Quote Link to comment
wyette Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 "kaya mo bang iwan ang relihiyon mo para sa pagmamahalan natin? " Quote Link to comment
Guest mhaia Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 "i like you....can i be yours?" (heller?!! kakameet pa lang natin noh! ) Quote Link to comment
FF Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 sabi nga ni Gary Lising, "there are only 3 words that is both an uncomfortable question and that can k*ll a man's ego... IS IT IN?" hehehe Pag nasabihan ka nun, I'ld like to be there to see anong gagawin mo. hahahaha. bago pa umabot sa "is it in ? " ... da killer question is ... IS THAT ALL ? 1 Quote Link to comment
wynona_20fqc Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 minahal mo ba ko?naging masaya kaba saken?miss mo ba ako? Quote Link to comment
r3g1n Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 sabi nga ni Gary Lising, "there are only 3 words that is both an uncomfortable question and that can k*ll a man's ego... IS IT IN?" hehehe Pag nasabihan ka nun, I'ld like to be there to see anong gagawin mo. hahahaha. so is it safe to assume that you've been asked this question?...kidding man... :thumbsupsmiley: the question that i find really uncomfortable answering (specially if my wife is asking) is "anong ung mga ginagawa nyo nung ex mo?"...sheesh... :goatee: Quote Link to comment
ultraelectrocute Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 gaano kayo ka-intimate ng ex mo? Quote Link to comment
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