Uncomfortable Questions

[jonathansantos]

Ang plano natin?

[beelee]

Bakit ka nAg SosoRry??

 

bakit Di ka nag ttxt (ano silbi ng cp mo)

 

ano yun? (when i say i love you)

[jbond]

bubuntisin mo ba ako??

 

 

ha? baket?

[xxTROYxx]

wanna meet my parents?!!!!!

[Borgie]

when you're with a close female friend who's not exactly pleasant looking...

 

do you think i'm pretty?

[moon_bunny]

We had a party last week celebrating our landlady's bday, all is well -- i met this cute guy and we ended up chatting while having some tequila shots, then we went to my room and i showed him my newly purchased PS3. Everything was smooth, free-flowing, up until he asked me this question....

 

 

"Wanna play with my joystick?"

 

 

 

Horny Bastard <_<

[rebel_biatch]

uncomfortable questions???

 

hmmm....

 

i always receive PMs asking

 

if im a psp or girl for hire....

 

well, this is my answer:

 

 

it's a NO...

 

doesn't follow that just because i post sexy pics,

 

im already for hire.. ok?

 

 

 

 

another question will be...

 

babae ka ba talaga? hehehe

[el conejo]

pananagutan mo ba ito? (pointing to bulging tummy!!!)

[detective kyuu]

akin ba tlga yan??? (pointing to the other bulging tummy)

[itikbitik]

Q: does this dress/pants/etc make me look fat?

In my mind: It's not the dress. It's you. . .

Ans: Of course not. . . (dapat straight face)

 

Q: Am i fat? (usually asked after round one)

In my mind (pag tumataba): OO mag diet ka na. di kaya mag gym ka.

Ans (pag tumataba): That's relative. Compared to whom? or even to what? blah blah blah blah . . . I love your legs (or whatever body part comes to mind) . . . (sabay hug)

tapos ang usapan

 

In my mind (pag sexy): gusto mo lang ma sabihang sexy

Ans (pag sexy): round TWO . . .

[kakoulili]

ako lang ba tlga??

 

 

:cry:

[skibeth]

are you sure??????

[saleisha]

gusto mo nang mag settle down? grrrr

[protein_gusher]

"sinong magbabayad nito??"

[vic_waje]

Why are you still single?

[tagpi]

Bakit ayaw mong tumigil sa pangbababae mo?

 

Bakit ayaw mo pa magpakasal? matanda ka na! (is 37 that old?)

 

Kelan?

 

Miss mo ko? Type mo ako? May tsansa ba sa 'yo?

 

Puedeng humingi ng load? :grr:

Edited August 12, 2007 by tagpi

[kHaY3g4Rci4]

bakit wala kang bf??? ( d'oh!! )

 

 

 

 

virgin?? ( ... oK ka lang?? )

 

 

 

 

bakit kau nagbreak??? ( paki mo!! )

 

 

 

 

 

kelan ka uuwi ng Pinas?? ( hirap sagutin eh )

[saleisha]

"am i good?" nyahahaha! mahirap magsinungaling...

[johnsorix06]

bakit ayaw tumigas. alam na!!!!

[iwalkalone]

Can we be friends?

 

 

*i dunno...can we? cus i think u have other things in mind

 

Nag goo-goodnyt ako bat mo binaba phone?

 

*ah ganun ba? o sya...(baba ulit phone wahaha!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Call_gurl/rofl.gif)

[circle5807]

bakla kaba??

[neville]

gusto mo na siya?

 

--(e parang once pa lang kayong nagkikita o kaya di mo naman siya talaga kilala)

 

 

anong gagawin mo kung manliligaw siya?

 

--ano siya experiment? e di ko nga kilala, paano ako magbibigay ng reaction?

 

 

are you willing to change for me because you are my gf?

 

--astig ka pare, kapalmuks talaga, pakitingnan nga muna ang sarili mo sa salamin...salamat

[temari]

1. when was the last time you had sex... ( does it matter? the hell you care... )

2. can we go out ? ( i dont even know u.. and u have the guts to ask me to go out with you? duh! :thumbsdownsmiley: )

3. are you good in bed ? ( as if i know... and requirements ba yun? )

4. whats your vital stats... ( does it really matter ? i wont have sex with you though...)

 

:thumbsdownsmiley:

Edited August 21, 2007 by temari

[decipher]

your not gonna die, right???

[maldita_overload]

why can't you love me?

 

 

dang this one was thrown at me straight up.

 

didn't get a chance to duck!

 

nyahahaha