punkistang_pulpol Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 girl: eh diba meron ka girlfriend? alam ba nya na lumabas ka? Quote Link to comment
tandycruz Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 di ba yung girlfriend mo sumama sa ibang guy? ouch! Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 (edited) -nahihirapan na ko kay mama...naiisip ko nga bumalik na dyan eh...pwede ba?me: "hindi na pede"-Why?me: (sa isip* eh p#tang %na mo pa lang gago ka eh kung di ka ba naman talagang p#tang %na ka eh...ulol! hayuuup! f#&k you!!! gagoooh! gagoooh ka to da maxxx! mamatay ka na !!! ngayooonnaaah!!!)...kase wala na tayo noh?!? halerrrr?!? Edited March 14, 2007 by iwalkalone Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 ex again.. calling at the most awkward time of night (how moronic! :grr: ) - hi...i have it here...that thing you always wanted....gusto mo dalahin ko dyan ngayon? me:...huh..uuh?? uhh...(antok na antok kaya ako noh!! at anong oras naaah!!!??? :grr: )....*sabay sigaw sa phone "Anong gagawin ko dyan?! tantanan mo nga ako baka sayo ko ipalaklak yan eh! letse!"*at ibagsak ang receiver Quote Link to comment
Guest girlspeed Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 dont ever ask: "who is much better? sha o ako?" sigurado basag yan sakin! :boo: Quote Link to comment
Pussyboy Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 mahal mo ba asawa mo? Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 ex again...calling (again) at the most awkward time of night (Aaaaaaaargh!!!! :grr: ) -Pwede ba kita makausap? me: (*sa isip Whadda Pak!!! :grr: ) kausap mo na nga ako eh!!! (ho-hum) -starts blabbering nonsense me:(*can't realate...too sleepy......).....(*hangs up phone) Quote Link to comment
luvsex Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 how many men did you have before me? (utang na loob, hindi tayo nagbibilangan...) am i the biggest dick you've had? (honey, you don't really wanna know, do you? baka ma-insecure ka lang...) am i the best you've had? (if you have to ask, you must be really really insecure!) Quote Link to comment
Guest Cleone Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 This just happened a couple of nights ago when I brought my date to a friend's birthday party... I was bombarded with the following queries... Q: Kayo na?Q: Nagbreak na ba kayo ni *&^? Quote Link to comment
ButtChicKick Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Uncomfty if and when you're not ready to give the answers that he/she wanted to hear. How long will I wait? I'm not really THE ONE, am I? Will you marry me? Quote Link to comment
friendly0603 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 What happened with you and ****? Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted March 17, 2007 Author Share Posted March 17, 2007 -but is that really your stand? me: *thinks duh? ilang page na ba yun...di parin obvious? my gasss!!! Quote Link to comment
denimhead Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 (edited) anything with "no offense" in it ... once again no offense..... Edited March 17, 2007 by denimhead Quote Link to comment
teryus Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 ewan ko lng s nyo h... u myt find me weird... pro yoko ng tntanong ako ng... "mahal m p b ako?" paksyet n tanung yan!!! kya cngot ko sya!! "ako mahal mo pa b?" kya nbadtrip dn ako s srili ko pesteng tanung n yan!!!! grrrrr Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted March 17, 2007 Author Share Posted March 17, 2007 ewan ko lng s nyo h... u myt find me weird...pro yoko ng tntanong ako ng... "mahal m p b ako?" paksyet n tanung yan!!! kya cngot ko sya!! "ako mahal mo pa b?" kya nbadtrip dn ako s srili ko pesteng tanung n yan!!!! grrrrr haha whyyoko din ng tinatanong ng ganunkaya pag ako din nagtatanong ng ganunnababadtrip din ako sa sarili ko haha Quote Link to comment
Dr_PepPeR Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 'Matagal ka pa ba?' Quote Link to comment
splitbeaver Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 "what's your weight?" 'what's your vital stats?" "can i have your cp?" :boo: "wanna meet up?" "wanna hook up?" "can i have your number?" "SEB tayo?" (f*ck off! :thumbsdownsmiley: ) Quote Link to comment
teryus Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 ska ders dis one tym... ung ex q tumawag... tpos ngtanung... "kung nmis ko daw b xa?....." ayun hnang up ko tpos naggolf ako!!! grrr.... bkt kailangan p itanung?... e wala n nga db? at bkt ako nggolf?? wala lng prang mas broader ung isip ko pg gnun e... (as if) Quote Link to comment
boygenpact Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 for me: Are you a virgin?? Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted March 17, 2007 Author Share Posted March 17, 2007 some guy over the phone: lasing ka ba? me: l0l0l0l n00b uvA t00k i bat u goo0td oolololol9o0podsfhjj and f0178|3hd0n't sl323-0 int4w teh s|_|bw4iebiznatchlooolooo oow00000000t wrssshewwws Quote Link to comment
splitbeaver Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 "want to join my gf/wife for a 3some??" ARGH!!!! just coz i'm bi doesn't mean i'd jump at the opportunity to f*ck with a guy and some girl, the only pussy i'll eat is the pussy of my OWN girlfriend! :grr: :grr: :grr: Quote Link to comment
Grimace Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 why arent you married yet? why wont you go out with son of mr. J so you can get hitched? so you're not chinese? why is that you have a strange accent? But your last name is foreign, were you married to a foreigner? the clock is ticking, no kids. girl, you got yourself serious issues! Anak, kailan mo ba pakikilala ang boyfriend mo? You're like the protege from Sheffield? hows it like working in a sea of old farts? ---- Being single shouldnt be a punishment and being unmarried should be a choice. And i'm peeved when people ask me why im not chinese. Because i'm not and my last name is not Sy or Ong or the goddamn last names with 3 or four syllables.. Quote Link to comment
lomex32 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 (edited) Grimace, madam Leslie and I do ask you to join us at the other thread...http://manilatonight.com/index.php?showtopic=3524 Share with us why arent you married yet? why wont you go out with son of mr. J so you can get hitched? so you're not chinese? why is that you have a strange accent? But your last name is foreign, were you married to a foreigner? the clock is ticking, no kids. girl, you got yourself serious issues! Anak, kailan mo ba pakikilala ang boyfriend mo? You're like the protege from Sheffield? hows it like working in a sea of old farts? ---- Being single shouldnt be a punishment and being unmarried should be a choice. And i'm peeved when people ask me why im not chinese. Because i'm not and my last name is not Sy or Ong or the goddamn last names with 3 or four syllables.. Edited March 19, 2007 by lomex32 Quote Link to comment
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