triple v Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 " MAY PERA KA BA? " Quote Link to comment
bosorero Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Deal? or no Deal? Quote Link to comment
uilrja Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 bakit wala kang girlfriend?bakit hindi ka pa kasal? Quote Link to comment
StoneRhino Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Saan mo gustong kumain? typical dialogue: Me: O, Saan mo gustong kumain?GF: Ikaw, Bahala ka.Me: O sige, sa mcdo tayo.GF: Yoko dun.Me: Eh saan mo gusto?GF: Ikaw, bahala ka. Quote Link to comment
Lilyblue Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 bakit single ka pa??? Quote Link to comment
Shinobi Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 What? You have four kids? (more like a statement... ) Quote Link to comment
transcience Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 "how much are you earning?" either you'll feel good coz your making more moolah than him or feel otherwise. all i'm saying is, money is a sensitive issue. Quote Link to comment
Mandrake Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Nagka STD ka na ba? Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 kumain ka na? ( hehehe....wala na bang ibang maitanong? ) Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 ok ka lang ba?...anong nangyayari sayo? Oh crap! now you just made me feel alot more stupid than 2 seconds ago! Quote Link to comment
hottlipss Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 (edited) I think guys can relate to this uncomfy question that I frequently ask my hubby... "Does my butt look big with these pants on?" If he says no...I'll say na "my butt is flat pala"...kung yes, naman, I'll say "so I look fat" there's no winning poor guy Meaning, it's going to take me another hour looking for something to wear. Edited October 14, 2006 by hottlipss Quote Link to comment
TNT Hsia Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 When are you settling down...? Aaww, c'mon. Para bang ganun kadali!!! Gimme a friggin' break, will ya?! Quote Link to comment
zxd168pzz Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 BF to GF?: Am I your first? .... pag umiyak si GF... alam na nyo ang sagot..hehe.. Cheers! Quote Link to comment
Poison Ivy Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 bakit di ka pa nagpapakasal? :grr: you first ....hehehehe Quote Link to comment
stalker6443 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Do you still get aroused when u see ur ex (naked)? Quote Link to comment
yokwe Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 The following question were in a questionnaire: Have you ever been addicted to drugs or used drugs? Have you ever been convicted of a felony? Have you ever been a prostitute or a procurer of prostitute? Have you ever been in an armed conflict either as a victim or participant?(does my marriage count as one?) :boo: and the last one: Have you ever handled nuclear, biological or chemical weapons? Quote Link to comment
genuis8 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 (edited) I think guys can relate to this uncomfy question that I frequently ask my hubby..."Does my butt look big with these pants on?" If he says no...I'll say na "my butt is flat pala"...kung yes, naman, I'll say "so I look fat" there's no winning poor guy Meaning, it's going to take me another hour looking for something to wear. Hotlips, the hubby's right answer should be: "Look at the mirror ... What do YOU think?"or "Your butt is too big, let's do some sexercise to trim it down, NOW!!!" Edited October 19, 2006 by genuis8 Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 (edited) sana malaman ko...ano ba score ko sayo? ulul! ang score lang na makukuha mo sa kin...eh kung ilang beses kitang babastedin! ... grabeh!...can't you take a hint??? <_< Edited October 19, 2006 by iwalkalone Quote Link to comment
hottlipss Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Hotlips, the hubby's right answer should be: "Look at the mirror ... What do YOU think?"or "Your butt is too big, let's do some sexercise to trim it down, NOW!!!" actually we do end up doing the sexercise but with him saying "oh yeah, baby...love that big butt!" sabay pa-spank at pisil.... Quote Link to comment
TMX_626 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Kilala mo ba ako ha? (i find this question misleading. should i answer it or should i wait for the person to tell me who he/she really is?) freaky question if u ask me... Quote Link to comment
sir_boss_master Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 series of texts: "mishu...ako miss mo?" "baby?" "baby are you still awake?" "baby bat di ka sumasagot?" "baby galit ka ba?" "huy bakit di ka na nagtetext back?" "pssssst" "kung galit ka bakit di ka magsabi?" "hay naku ano ba ginawa ko?" "teka baka tulog ka nga. 430am na pala...baby mishu...ako miss mo?" Quote Link to comment
TMX_626 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Saan mo gustong kumain? typical dialogue: Me: O, Saan mo gustong kumain?GF: Ikaw, Bahala ka.Me: O sige, sa mcdo tayo.GF: Yoko dun.Me: Eh saan mo gusto?GF: Ikaw, bahala ka. :boo: i can relate to this s@%t!!! Quote Link to comment
TMX_626 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 TAMA BA YUNG GINAWA MO?~!?!?!?!!? (eh ginawa ko na eh...) Quote Link to comment
kobeshaq Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Would you leave your wife for me? Quote Link to comment
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