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I just noticed that in the "What Men Want" thread there are so many posts that can be summed up into these criteria:

 

- Big boobs

- Nice A$$

- Sexy body

- Good in bed

- Arm trophy and eye candy

 

Here's a response to that:

 

Women want...

 

 

...men who have a chiseled body, someone who has six pack abs. A man whose arms show strength because of the rock hard muscles that bulge even without the effort of flexing them.

 

...men who have good looking bums (butts). We want men who can fill the back side of their pants with actual, real gluteus maximus and not their wallets stuffed with everything from parking tickets to their old JLA membership cards, old non-functioning ATM cards and expired Credit Cards. Men who can wear pants without looking as if there's a nasty piece of poo lodged somewhere between their jewels and butts because their pants are just waaaaayyyy too low.

 

...men who have well defined pectoral muscles.

 

...men who don't have beer bellies/are not pot bellied. We don't want men looking as if they're pregnant for more than 9 months or have their bellies precede them while they walk. The question that runs through a woman's mind would be: "How in the world can he perform and see what he's doing if he can't even see his piece when he pees?"

 

...men who have penises which are in direct proportion to their bodies. We don't want men with penises smaller than their ego or self worth. Women don't need to feel like they are using toothpicks or dragging on a Virginia slims cigarette when they give oral pleasure.

 

...men who don't trim their pubic hair. C'mon guys, it's already a jungle out there for women, what with juggling a career, friends, family, social life, etc. We don't need to be presented with a jungle the time that you menfolk drop your pants.

 

...men who don't just shoot, dribble then roll off for a time out. Stamina is the key here.

 

That's all that I can think of for now. May add some more as days go by.

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