DorkVader

Yes if he does not have the means to hire househelp. If you have money, hire ka NA lang. Nakatulong ka pa. Kung ayaw mo talaga kumilos, hire more. Basta kaya ng bulsa mo. I do chores not because I need to, but because nahihiya ako sa mga kasambahay. Tumutulong ako.

Yung isa ihalo sa menudo, walang silbi, walang mabuting kahihinatnan.

It sucks when you have no say on the matter but are compelled to. That was me at work. My company owned my life.

Paano yan? Puro chibog ang napupusuan ko! Isip isip din kailangan.

Si Manong Wreck araw araw pasko.

Sabi nga ni Sean Kingston, stay away from beautiful girls, “They’ll make you suicidal.” Sa atin naman, “Humanap ka ng pangit.” So it’s universal. If you are “too into” somebody or something, pag nawala it can drive you crazy.

NaKAKApagtaka ang katangahan ng maraming pilipino. Sa tingin ko para umasenso, kailangan ma wipe out ang mga yun. Hindi naman pwede. Hindi nila ginusto maging tanga.

E đi virgin. Hindi factor yan. You don’t fall in love with her hymen đi ba?

Fast paced is relative to the era you belong to. Lahat NA mga đủmaan na panahon, nakaexperience ng pamumuhay NA too fast for their liking. Cope din sila, because there will always be changes.

Ewan ko ba? Never went out on the actual day. Few days before or later, and I never wore red.

No such luck. Pag gustong gusto ko, doon ako natotorpe. Nagkakalat lang ako.

In my case, feet and hands.

I always struggle with gift ideas. Hindi ako ganun ka creative I must admit. Kadalasan envelope NA lang. Kung hindi naman bagay ang monetary gift sa bibigyan, I ask for help from friends.

Kayumanggi or tanned. Kahit maitim gusto ko.

And wrinkles? Me! Mẹ! Mẹ!

No never! Strict ang parents ko. Kailangan May makita akong liwanag na pwedeng May mangyare na mas matindi pa. Kung ganun, six inches pa lang from her mouth, naka Labas na ang dila ko. Nag wawave pa!

Wala pa. Kagigising ko Lang.

It doesn’t matter where. I like to be spontaneous. Not unless May pinagusapan NA kayo. But for nightcaps, I prefer kung saan May alam.

This is so true. My Finnish seatmate and I went out for lunch at Harrison Plaza during break time. The whole time we were talking about body hair, specifically her pubic hair. She was fond of wearing very low hipsters kasi. Hindi pa uso ang shaving back then. Naitanong ko lang naman kung bakit sa baba ng waist ng maong niya, Hindi ba siya natatakot NA Baka May dumungaw? Haha. Masyadong komportable si manoy! Hahaa. Sumindi muna kasi kami sa parking lot. Anyway she intimated that she was shaved down there. Pero ang kapal ng buhok sa kilikili. Hahaha! May konting bigote din.

Be ready for the repercussions. More so if it is an affair.

For guys, generally no. Not unless she’s a midget. For girls come on let’s not kid ourselves, OF COURSE it does. Not unless shorty is rich and famous.

If the secret is between you two only. But if others will be in on the secret, never mind. Too much baggage to carry. Women typically have a hard time keeping things to themselves. Lalo NA if they are enjoying. They have to share the experience. My workplace is a target rich environment where you literally do not have to do much to score. But walang baho NA Hindi lumabas. Yung mismong babe mo, ikukuwento ka.

Yung latest FR ni kagawad Cesar about how nagmamadali siya maka uwi. Sounds family. Hahaha! Dati sa pag mamadali ko, naiwan ko yung brief ko sa locker ng ano. When I got home direcho shower. Napansin ni ano. Sabi ko tinapon ko because wasn’t able to answer the call of nature in time. May skid mark.

Clubbing is ok. What’s not ok is if the place is for klabings only.

Respect and understanding, the wisdom behind the willingness to compromise.