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leni 😘

3 hours ago, kano_d_great said:

- I had been in an LDR.

- The day I'm back sa place nya, I told her 100x sa timing and date before it.

- The day I came, di sya sumasagot.

- I end up frustrated and went back to Manila (first flight available).

- Told her i give up. No reply.

- When i got her sa Manila, she messaged me na di nya daw nabasa messages ko.

- She agreed to break up na pero bayaran ko daw utang nya kasi wala sya pambayad.

*SAD*

- Blocked all connections. Busit. hahahah!

 

lakas ng tawa ko d2 comrade. Salamat sa share !

How to establish who's the boss .

The day after the wedding your new wife prepares a loving breakfast of fried eggs , sausages and coffee.

She lays them before you as you and sits opposite you at the coffee table  expectant of praise,

Looking at her ,  you grab a fried egg and smash it against her face .

" Bakit mo ginawa yan ?  Anong kasalanan ko ? Huhuhuhuhu " she cries

"Wala ka pang ginagawag kasalanan niyan "  you snarl . "Pero imagine mo kung ano ang gagawin ko sayo pag totoong may GINAWA kang KASALANAN ! "

Note : this is a feeble attempt at humor and is no way an encouragement of domestic violence.

the incredibly low priced garage rooms in an upscale motmot. .

Here's what happens . They have signs saying like P 750 for three hours, But when you drive in they'll inevitably say its unavailable and offer you a another room at double or even triple the price.

This is called the bait and switch technique.

PS  Totoo namang may garage room at P750. Pero isa o dalawa lang of the 30 + rooms they have . Gets? Para d masabing outright lie ung claim nila.

5 hours ago, Billy Hope said:

THIS made me smile.

Salute to you, @FF. Ikaw ang boss ko.  

Salamat comrade. Coming from you this means  A LOT  !

Just now, Bigshotbob32 said:

Cge boss. Since malapit lang naman ako dito. Try ko sa susunod.

bon appetit comrade ! FR ka kung sakali 👍

Comrades a complicated relationship begins to be more complicated when you are married and your gf / mistress gets pregnant . Some choose abortion while some choose the child to be born

The complicated convolutions of the Lucio Tan family bears witness to this. Lalo na with immense wealth at stake .  And openly acknowledged ni patriarch ang other families.

Hope Im staying on topic here ...

Taken ? Hmmm depende kung asawa o jowa niya si Liam Neeson. Mahirap nang makatanggap ng phone call

The triple cream cheese filling in my bagel from starbucks ! Thanks princess ! 😘 ( hindi po barista si princess . Si princess po ung nanlibre)

14 hours ago, Gaston Le Foix said:

Sounds cheesy but, it's all about love. It's better to have a relationship built and revolves around love than just sex. Sure, sex is fun, but not the ideal foundation for a relationship.

14 minutes ago, 2 Legit 2 Quit said:

a proper balance of both

Comrades depende siguro sa favorite love language niyo ng partner mo.

Sex is a part of any relationship. It just depends on how important it is to BOTH of you. Ideally important to both siempre.

Physical touch ( sex included ) is just one of the five love languages but it's best  for both of you to understand which of the five has the most meaning and value.

Eto baka makatulong kung d ka pa kayo familiar :

https://www.verywellmind.com/can-the-five-love-languages-help-your-relationship-4783538

17 hours ago, 2 Legit 2 Quit said:

do you want me to die? 😆😆😆

Female Mourner 1  : Ano po ba ang ikinamatay ? ( SFX crying )

Female Mourner 2 : Lack of sex daw po . Isang buwan daw pong wala . Ayun natuluyan !( SFX crying harder)

Female Mourner 1 : Ganun po ba ? ( quiets down and does a quick mental calculation ). Naku ! Dalawang araw na lang e magiging biyuda na pala ako !

Joke 😄

49 minutes ago, Iceh0t said:

My new crush @csb_miley 😁

pm mo comrade. if she replies you might also  find that she's very nice and friendly . 

@csb_miley 😘 nadagdagan  na naman ang fans mo ma'm !

a gift of a a biscuit can full of really fresh tuyo so yummy you can eat it from head to tail.

naubusan ng ulam .....

1 hour ago, An12 said:

Ipaghain ng umagahan tanghalian gabihan at dinner snack in bed hahahha 

patabain mo ng husto pra d na siya maging attractive . Speaking from experience. My waistline frew from 34 to 38 in six months after tying the knot . 🤣

7 hours ago, CarmineHeart said:

Ayoko na.

I-yoko na sa-U. (SFX : body doing 180 degree turn . SFX footsteps walking quickly away ).

On 4/13/2022 at 12:47 AM, NightWriter said:

Years ago, a guy broke up with me on email. He wrote down thst he's calling the shots, he's throwing the towel down. 

F-cking Unbelievable! 

I replied.

'Ditto'.

brevity does have its own particular charm 🙂 at para hindi OT

"Ditto" . The very word captured the abrupt ending of a relationship that simply had nowhere to go.

On 4/13/2022 at 3:14 AM, NightWriter said:

“At night, when the objective world has slunk back into its cavern and left dreamers to their own, there come inspirations and capabilities impossible at any less magical and quiet hour. No one knows whether or not he is a writer unless he has tried writing at night.” - HP Lovecraft

wow. Pray tell ... just how many women would quote  HP Lovecraft here in MTC ?

On 4/13/2022 at 3:22 AM, NightWriter said:

Dear X,

So far so good, I'm doing okay. I hope you're well where ever you are. I've received your death certificate in the mail today. I could still remember the time when I learned how you died on the hospital floor weeks after you've contracted Covid 19, my tears are not enough to overcome my grief.

Watch over our little one, will you? She has your wicked sense of humor and looking more like you everyday. She has your eyes and your smile and I'm thankful you've given her to me. 

I miss you sometimes. You still make me cry. 

K.

 

and there are just some posts that gives us a glimpse of the infinite depths of human sadness  😢

On 4/28/2022 at 8:05 PM, NightWriter said:

Charming.

Kulang ata ng "and Witty" . 🙂  Charming AND  witty is pretty rare in these parts ...

6 hours ago, Guest Anonymous said:

Yes got your point. Ikaw na yung tumulong na paupuin siya, opens door for them parang iisipin pa nila na hindi ako mahinang klaseng tao para gawin mo yun. I guess may mga ibang pagiisip at mentality din yung mga ibang girls, a good act becomes insulting to them.

comrade ... precisely . ung "tulong" na sinasabi mo ay pasaring na hindi nila kaya ang sarili nila.

Again society is in a flux . As it has been for long . Pero may maganda din naman para sa atin minsan .

Dati kailangan mong magipon kasi KURIPOT ka pag hindi ka galante mag date.

Now we have women who insist that we share the bill as a prerequisite to accepting the date.

Kahit wala kang car pwede. A long time back my car stalled in a flood and was hors de combat for a week while in the shop. My date offered to pick me up. You should have seen the look on my mother's face when she answered the doorbell  and saw this lady who she had never met standing outside saying " Hi ma'm. I've come to pick up your son.  ". 🤣

15 minutes ago, Guest Anonymous said:

The typical need to protect the damsel in distress type does not necessarily equate to being a gentleman. You can treat them as equal yet still be gentleman in other ways. Though maybe some ladies do feel like they're weak and needs to be protected when they are treated with a little bit more care. Specially the extreme KISA types.

Comrade the difficult thing is defining what being a gentleman or a MAN  is in THEIR eyes ( the type of women mentioned in my post).

Minsan mapapahiya ka nga. Ayun ung tatayo ka to offer your seat to a nearby female in a crowded bus tapos ang sagot sayo e " Thank you I prefer to stand ." 

Or when on a dinner date and she absolutely refuses to share the bill ( and she wont give in because you can see it in their eyes ).

Or when out in the street she forges ahead and opens doors , crosses the street etc  ; not giving us  a chance to do the typical "gentleman acts" we proffer. 

I hope you see the point 🙂

comrades I always think of the comparisons that will inevitably crop up in the lady's mind . 😁

That's why it's important for  us to do our utmost in pleasing the lady so hopefully the comparison will be in OUR FAVOR.

Mas mahirap nga pag virgin kasi wala siyang  basehan .

It depends. For some women who are particular of their independence and who disdain to be cast in the typical " I am weak and have to be protected" category wont like it. Rather they would prefer to be treated as equals in every sense of the word.

Met some ( not Pinays tho ) and for sure it was pretty interesting.

my ex crying ... calling me and saying she got punched by her hubby (for the first time  in their two year marriage ).

Told her to see a doctor to get a medical certificate for her injuries ( mostly a split lip ) , contact a lawyer to find what legal recourse she has and to find a marriage counselor if she still wanted to work things out.

Hubby had erstwhile directed his violence on objects and things but the physical assault may signal the beginning of something worse I warned. Hay. Hay talaga .