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Dedicated to my friends in the advertising industry.....

 

GOD IS LIKE.....

 

BAYER ASPIRIN --- He works miracles.

A FORD --- He's got a better idea.

COKE --- He's the real thing.

HALLMARK CARDS --- He cares enough to send His very best.

TIDE --- He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

GENERAL ELECTRIC --- He brings good things to life.

SEARS --- He has everything.

ALKA-SELTZER --- Try Him, you'll like Him.

SCOTCH TAPE --- You can't see Him but you know He's there.

DELTA --- He's ready when you are.

VO-5 HAIRSPRAY --- He holds through all kinds of weather.

DIAL SOAP --- Aren't you glad you have him? Don't you wish everybody did?

The US POSTAL SERVICE --- Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

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Money Isn’t Everything

 

Money can buy a house but not a home.

 

Money can buy a bed but not sleep.

 

Money can buy a clock but not time.

 

Money can buy a book but not knowledge.

 

Money can buy food but not an appetite.

 

Money can buy position but not respect.

 

Money can buy blood but not life.

 

Money can buy medicine but not health.

 

Money can buy sex but not love.

 

Money can buy insurance but not safety.

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on love...

 

- a hundred year may pass but if i'm still in love with the person, there's always a little or more left, NO MATTER how I deny or hide it...

 

- love is stronger than any goddamn pride...

 

 

on life...

 

- i should be careful what i wish for...

 

- no man can ever cross the SAME river twice

 

on sex...

 

i'm not having much right now...i'll get back when i had revived my sex life...

 

:mtc:

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