The Mail Box

[LostCommand]

How can you play Britney's Born to make you happy on your wedding? How masa can you get? At the very least you could have switched that to Maria Mackee's Show me heaven. And come off somewhat better.

 

But then you were still in diapers when that song came out.

 

Good luck going forward

 

LC

[pabsdadivas]

A small delay in your text, makes me think you are on to something I don't like.

 

I just hope I'm wrong.

[ADAM]

I think that possibly, maybe I'm falling for you

 

Yes, there's a chance that I've fallen quite hard over you

I've seen the paths that your eyes wander down, I want to come too

I think that possibly, maybe I'm falling for you..

 

No one understands me quite like you do

Through all of the shadowy corners of me

 

I never knew just what it was

About this old coffee shop I love so much

All of the while I never knew...

[Chito]

I'm having a great time doing the things you've always said you wanted to do and going to the places you've always said you wanted to go to.

 

Had you chosen me, we could have gone together and both of our lives would have been a lot richer because of it. But you did not.

 

And now you're living your life in a stagnant pool that you call "commitment", trying to convince yourself that you are happy while you waste away your youth and beauty and zest for life as a mere accesory to someone who does not even share your dreams.

 

Well, it takes some work, but I'm living my own dreams. While I'm at it, I'm stealing some of yours too. You don't need dreams from where you are.

[Halcyon]

Hello.

 

(I know you're busy so this won't be long… Okay, this won't be SUPER long.)

 

I've been thinking a lot about you lately. How are things on your side of the planet? We live in the same one, right? Earth, the blue planet in between Mars and Venus? I suppose you're having a banging time since you still haven't contacted me. But that's fine, I guess. I don't want to be pained by your remarkable capacity to ignore my existence for such a very long time.

 

Despite this minor overlook on your part, I want to share with you a brilliant plan that struck me a couple of days ago.

 

Let's run off and join the circus. We could spend every waking hour trying not to get gobbled up alive by colossal lions from some exotic country (most likely traded illegally) and learning how to juggle 8 ping-pong balls with both hands and a foot. In the late afternoons, you could be the people's favorite daredevil, jumping through hoops of fire on your shiny black bike. And in the evenings, I could be your favorite contortionist.

 

We could leap from train to train and publish The Laws of Antigravity, pull Playboy Bunnies out of a teacup, and introduce a new level of whimsical hoboing to all of mankind.

 

Whimsical. I love whimsical.

 

Anyway, I wanted to call you and ask what you think. But I don't have your number. I would've looked you up on Facebook, but I don't know your name either. All I know is that I want to spend the next, I don't know, 40 years of my life doing crazy things with you. Less if I somehow forget to fasten my harness.

 

When you finally get this note, it means you've finally figured out road the led to me. (But really, over 15 years?) I don't care if you're a gazillion light years away. Seek assistance from Darth Vader or Marvin. Just let me know you're out there. I'm getting anxious because NASA and Roscosmos haven't discovered you, yet.

 

I reckon leaving the addressee blank is okay, because you'll know I penned this for you when you read it.

 

Write back when you're ready to wrestle with the moai of Easter Island.

 

Can hardly wait.

 

 

Hugs, Kisses & All of Me,

The Girl in a Pale Pink Tutu Standing on a Grey Elephant Who Spells Grey with an E Because That's How Jean Spells It and Since She's Phoenix Takes Her Word For It

[ADAM]

This world is full of fools gold;

Sparks that catch the eye

Yours are the only pair of lips

That I want pressed up next to mine

There are lots of pretty faces

But I’ve got one on my mind

I’m waiting for the day when we collide...

[ADAM]

The night becomes a space that's somewhere in between,

What I feel and what I'm told,

Sitting on the shore line trying to figure it out,

To find out the meaning..

[SiLvErClAw]

you...

 

i still don't have closure, but I guess I gotta start movin my big fat ass...

 

me

[RED2018]

Dear Bunso,

 

Hapi 18th Birthday. Dalaga ka na. As promised, lisensiyado ka nang kumerengkeng sa mga boys na umaaligid – aligid sa ’yo. Though kahit naman nasabi ko sa ‘yo ‘yun, baka makasapak pa rin ako ng kung sinumang kumag na mambobola sa ‘yo. Deep down in the heart of every kuya, a bunso will always be bunso forever. Ui! ingles ‘yun…

 

Ambilis ng panahon. You’ve now grown into a beautiful lady. Dati ’butt of jokes’ ka lang sa usapang magkakapatid dahil ikaw lang ang maitim. Sige na nga, morena. Sabi ni Mommy, kung meron mang magkakagusto sa ’yo, e tiyak foreigner ’yun na mahilig sa exotic beauty.

 

Nami-miss ko nga minsan ’yung mga kakengkoyan mo. ’Yung mga expressions mong ’ngek!’, ‘toink’ saka ‘hala naman kasi’, mga nagpapangiti sa ‘kin pag naaalala ko. Naka-save din lahat ng ’lab yu’ saka ’ingat’ na text messages mo kahit paulit-ulit mo lang fino-forward. Lam ko namang nagpapadagdag ka lang ng allowance, style mo bulok, mana ka nga sa ‘kin.

 

Biro lang. I know you’re sincere. Promise ko sa ‘yo, I’ll do everything para mapagtapos ka. Kahit magtrabaho ako bilang pornstar, gagawin ko ’yun para sa ’yo. Kahit wala na si Papa, you never complained how hard life have become. I’m sorry if sometimes I mess up as a father figure to you. Pag nagpapaalam ka for an overnight in your classmate’s house, di ko alam kung ano ang criteria ko para payagan ka. Kung minsan, binabase ko na lang sa alignment ng bituin sa kalawakan o toss coin na lang para madali. Kasi alam ko ang mga style ng mga lalaking my crush sa mga katulad mong bebot, dumaan ako dyan remember. Pers taym ko ‘to bilang head of the family. I know you understand.

 

Second year nursing ka na. Di ko alam bakit ‘yon ang course mo eh takot ka naman sa dugo. Pero sana di mo nakuha ’yung idea na mag-nursing dahil dun sa mga kapitbahay nating nakapagpatayo ng mga mansion. Dapat deep in your heart, it is your interest and it is what you love to do (Naks! Ingles na naman yun Ineng). You don’t have to pressure your self in your academics too. The secret really is you have to enjoy what you do. Si kuya mo e talagang born achiever, walang extra effort (nakow, nagyabang na naman). Kahit lasing na pumapasok sa klase, kayang mag-recite kahit nakapikit. Partida basketbol player pa on the side, he he!

 

Heto ako wasted over sa puslit na alak with some close prens sa malungkot na bayan ng mga manyak na Middle Easterners. Nagde-daydream pa din kahit hating gabi na. I’m here gazing over the stars and chasing dreams. Nami-miss ko na kayong mga kapatid ko saka si Mommy. Isang buwang sahod ko ’yang pinadala ko pam-blow out mo. I-treat mo lahat ng classmates mo or i-rent mo ang buong resort para walang manyak na makapasok. You only get one debut, make it memorable. Don’t worry about me, mangungutang na lang ako kay BabesKo ng pamasahe papasok sa opis. Take care, kuya labs you always.

 

Kuyang.

[JayZip]

Dear Neighbor,

 

The next time you knock on my door and ask me to move my car to a different parking space or if you ever leave notes on my car again because you say your car is leaking oil and you need that parking space eh I will burn you car.

 

Love,

 

Your-not-so-nice-neighbor.

 

 

P.S. With you in it.

[LostCommand]

In our younger days, we though life was like the Olympics - you trained hard for 4 years, prove everything you are in 20 brief days, and once proven and bemedalled, spend the rest of your life covered in glory, covered in fukk, and happy ever after.

 

No. For good or for bad, Life has dozens of Olympics, arriving at irregular times, ready or not, many you did not even plan for. You win, you win for today, only. You lose, and you must overcome today to fight again tomorrow, or next year.

 

Olympics is an orgasm - brief, intense, then done! Whereas living real life is like making fukk butter - you know - that creamy stuff forming at the base of your cock after you've been hammering wet puss(es) for a long time? You need to keep going!

 

LC

[ninjaballaholla]

Hi,

 

I don't know what happened. I'm sure if you tell me, you'll probably be right. I probably did f*ck up. It's been known to happen. So I'm sorry. I'd like to call you, text you, bombard your inbox with messages, but I did say I wouldn't bother you again. Besides, I'd probably f*ck that up, too. I'm not.. used to apologizing. But I mean this one. So I'm sorry.

[ADAM]

And so I go from floor to floor

Looking for a port of call

Another drunk conquistador

Conquering the governor's ball

I couldn't think of a thing 

That I hope tomorrow brings

Oh, what a surprise...

Stupidity tries

[LostCommand]

As managers, we are stewards of the company's capital. And we are guided by the owner's (shareholders) wishes on what to do with the company assets and capital.

 

But what if the shareholders want nothing but quarterly profits? Short terms "kills" and "big kahuna?" While long term we are making the mistakes that will land us in a deep financial hole one fine day - all Nokia, RIM, BP - fantastic quarterly profits for years, even decades, and then gone, destroyed, in days? Killed by Apple and partner's mistakes.

 

As managers we have little choice but to accede to such wishes. And it becomes difficult to work well, knowing you are working for the next doomed dodo of a company, the next Enron, the next Bear Sterns.

 

I will not work for a short-term company. That is like working for a congressman who only worries the next 4 years.

 

Unless they pay 5x what I get today. Then even if they go broke next year - I've got them juiced already.

 

LC

[BettyConfidential]

What the flying fuck have I ever done to you? I don't have the patience for your bullshit assumptions, miss. I have a life outside this forum but every time I go here you post some snide remarks which are obviously directed to me. Yes, you don't need to spell out my nick. Don't hide behind your snarky side comments, you think I'm all those people?? Hell, I have better use of my time than lurk some adult forums and make pa-tweetum posts to attract some pathetic maniacs. Better shift your energy to something useful for once.

 

Sheesh, some people can't move on.

[TheBlackDahlia]

C,

I'm totally with you on this one.

H

[ninjaballaholla]

I'm also usually apathetic, cold, and emotionally distant. I do pretty well in the IQ department, and most my decisions are based on cold, calculating, cruel logic.

 

Still, for reasons that I don't fully understand, I'm extremely affected by what just happened between us.

 

So.. yeah.

[Chito]

Pffft.... Don't lie to yourself. Being a stay-at-home wife was never your decision. It was dictated to you by your husband.

 

Just admit that after all that "independent career woman" bullhsit that you spouted off for years, you eventually sold out to the male-dominated society that you've always hated.

[ADAM]

though it goes against

every grain of your sand,

like turning wolves

into lambs,

be your best for her,

your best for her.

[LostCommand]

to D:

 

Cuando anochezca

Te esperare

Quiero volverte loco esta noche

Con la luna llena

Te esperare

Hoy moriras entre mis brazos

Nunca sonaras de mi aun igual

 

(When the darkness falls

I will wait for you

I want to drive you crazy tonight

with the full moon

I'll wait for you

Tonight you'll die in my arms

You never dreamt of anything like)

 

Let me dive in

To pools of sin

Wet black leather on my skin

Show me the floor

Lay down the law

I need to taste you more

 

 

Then I feel your sea

Raining down on me

Can this be my once in a lifetime

Hell's at heaven's door

As I need you more

You know you're my once in a lifetime

 

Todo tu cuerpo temblara

Pero esta ves, es realidad

Aunque el tiempo pase

Nunca

Nunca me olividaras

Sera

Solo una ves en tu vida

 

(Your whole body will tremble

But this time is reality

Though the time will pass

You'll never

never forget

It will be

only once in your life)

 

When you take me

And make me cry

Then I feel you satisfy

Show me the cage

It's all the rage

And lock it up

 

Found a part of me

That's a mystery

That will be just once in a lifetime

When the moon is high

Passion never dies

Will you want me for all a lifetime

 

Once in a lifetime

Once in a lifetime

Once in a lifetime

 

Giving you my soul

Letting you control

Took away a part of my lifetime

Memories of you

Left me black and blue

Now I know you're once in a lifetime

 

//

Found a part of me

That's a mystery

That will be just once in a lifetime

When the moon is high

Passion never dies

Will you want me for all a lifetime

//

 

Found a part of me

That's a mystery

That will be just once in a lifetime

 

//

 

Sarah Brightman, you are one gorgeous b**ch!!

 

 

LC

 

PS - D, damned if we do, damned if we don't.

[peterdgreat]

rainy days and mondays always make me .......

[Aling Tekla]

Madali ka lang palang mabara.

Sapul na sapul ka no?

Well, next time better check what comes out of your mouth.

Dami mong satsat, di naman confirmed ang informations mo...

haha.

[tequilasunrise]

X

 

Sharing to you a quote from a Grey's Anatomy episode:

 

Nobody chooses to be a freak.

Most people don't even realize they're a freak until it's way too late to change it.

No matter how much of a freak you end up being,

chances are there's still someone out there for you,

unless, of course, they've already moved on.

Because when it comes to love, even freaks can't wait forever.

 

I guess that said it all.

 

T

Edited August 23, 2012 by tequilasunrise

[naked_angel]

dear malaysian airlines,

 

thanks for sending my luggage to manila WHEN I AM IN KL!

and yes, this is me yelling. which i don't normally do!

 

tired, grumpy, hungry and not a happy camper at all.

[Guest]

Babe

 

i love you

i miss you

but i have to go