Dear Noynoy

[Itto Ogami]

dear noy,

 

type ko si USEC ABIGAIL VALTE. http://lh5.ggpht.com/_3Lud_9_uocs/TKe7MhPTMaI/AAAAAAAAByw/lI3fCcqkdLo/inLoveKucco.gif

 

granted she's a bit on the plump side,

but i'd still rate her yumminess potential @ 8/10.

[wizard23]

Pnoy, the other day you said you will transfer DILG sec Robredo to another agency. the next day you will say, it is still being studied and Robredo stays at DILG.

 

please lang. if nothing is definite yet and plans are still in the works, wag ka muna daldal ng daldal. your flip-flop statements make you look very stupid.

[ElRey]

well, he is what he looks like you know...

[Mike Chester]

Pnoy, the other day you said you will transfer DILG sec Robredo to another agency. the next day you will say, it is still being studied and Robredo stays at DILG.

 

please lang. if nothing is definite yet and plans are still in the works, wag ka muna daldal ng daldal. your flip-flop statements make you look very stupid.

 

Dear Nonoy,

 

Im dedicating this song to you:

 

ito ang beat

sabay sabay

ito ang beat

bawal sablay

 

pabilis ng pabilis

wag mag mi-miss

wag mag mi-miss

gets mo na?

gets mo na?!

 

nalilito, nalilito

nahihilo, nahihilo

 

Edited November 6, 2010 by Mike Chester

[scam]

p#tang %na ka talaga ABNOY, hindi ka lang tanga , sinungaling ka pa.

Sabi mo wala kang meeting or appointment with Clinton, tapos sa front

page ng Inquirer, picture nyong dalawa. Ang major topic nyo eh soda,

kung hindi ka dangan tanga, dapat nagpaturo ka sa kanya kung paano maging

magaling na presidente. Ituturo din sa iyo ni Clinton paano ang masarap

na blow job na ginawa sa kanya ni monica para matuto kang tsumupa ng tama

tanamaan ka ng kulog, bakla!!!

[robbietan]

Dear P-Noy,

 

What on earth is a person like Carmen Mislang doing in your official family? Obviously she's of the opinion that working for the Office of the President is just making "porma and pa cute" in her twitter account. Well what she wrote isn't cute at all.

 

Fire her!!!

 

Dear p-noy,

 

Dr. Nilo was fired immediately because he spoiled your party. meanwhile carandang and mislang were forgiven because "they are still learning the ropes". in short, favored OJTs sina mislang and carandang, dahil ba galing sila sa abs-cbn?

 

garcia in gsis, dividi in truth commissh and now misalng/carandang . the list of palpakis people gets longer. so like your mom, who didint know real public servants from poseurs/kamag-anak inc

[padre faura]

pnoy,

 

alam mo ba kung nakaranas din ng vaginal lock si liz uy kanyan ex na si john lloyd?

Edited November 15, 2010 by padre faura

[vhinny]

pnoy,

 

alam mo ba kung nakaranas din ng vaginal lock si liz uy kanyan ex na si john lloyd?

tutuo ba yan?

[padre faura]

tutuo ba yan?

 

 

mga 2 years din sila ni john lloyd.

[hellyeah1]

na lock for 2 years! Bwekekekekeke!

[ElRey]

pwede bang i-tweet

 

"WALA BANG MAGANDANG STYLIST DITO SA PILIPINAS?"

 

don't worry about Ab-noy getting a vaginal lock..

 

sobra daw liit e-tits non, FR ng isang taga AF1 na ka-racket nya..

[howarddeduct]

^Akala ko ba Maa lang ang pinupuntahan ni Mr. President?

 

Mr. Noy,

 

Tuwing kelan ka ba nagpapalit ng gf?

[Qui-Gon Jinn]

Hoy Noynoy,

 

yung mga tao mo sa Department Of Tourism NAGNANAKAW NG IDEA! suhetuhin mo naman! PANGIT PA KINALABASAN!

 

POLSKA KAY GANDA...PILIPINAS NANGOPYA!

[Qui-Gon Jinn]

Dear Pnoy,

 

Binasted ka pala ni Liz Uy? Okay lang yan, alalahanin mo si John Loyd yung ex niyan - gwapo, sikat at nasa peak ng career, mahaba pa milyahe, e ikaw nga naman in six years hindi ka na presidente - isang 56 years old na kalbuhin at laging nakanganga ka na lang nun, si Liz 34 years old hot mama...baka ipagpalit ka rin, mahirap maiputan sa ulo, kalbo ka pa naman. hanap ka na lang ng iba.

[howarddeduct]

Dir Nuynuy,

 

Hanap ka naman ng kaedad mo, pare. Maraming GMILF's ang nakakalat ngayon.

[TanglewoodBoy]

Dear Pnoy,

 

Binasted ka pala ni Liz Uy? Okay lang yan, alalahanin mo si John Loyd yung ex niyan - gwapo, sikat at nasa peak ng career, mahaba pa milyahe, e ikaw nga naman in six years hindi ka na presidente - isang 56 years old na kalbuhin at laging nakanganga ka na lang nun, si Liz 34 years old hot mama...baka ipagpalit ka rin, mahirap maiputan sa ulo, kalbo ka pa naman. hanap ka na lang ng iba.

 

i thought they were getting married??? basted na naman??????hehehehehehe

 

[skitz]

Dear Noynoy,

 

Mag wingman ka muna sa akin. Kuha kita ng tsikas! Lol.

[scam]

p#tang %na mo Abnoy, ilang bwan kana na presidente, wala pa rin nanyayari

sa iyong Matuwid na Daan. The whole oermen is still corrupt, the police 7

military are still racketeering , ang mg ablue boys ng MMDA ay hulidap, mga

tao sa munisipio at 15-30, and yet you still have f#&king time talking about

your love life, you gay moron. magpakita ka naman ng results, hindi puro ka

kapalpakan.

 

erap is better than you idiot, at least si erap we knew he is dumb but surrounded

by bright boys doing "some" right things. Eh ikaw tanga ka, your trying to be smart

but showing dumb surrounded by a bunch of bloopers just like you idiot. if there's

the biggest joke president, such title belong's to you idiot.

[TanglewoodBoy]

p#tang %na mo Abnoy, ilang bwan kana na presidente, wala pa rin nanyayari

sa iyong Matuwid na Daan. The whole oermen is still corrupt, the police 7

military are still racketeering , ang mg ablue boys ng MMDA ay hulidap, mga

tao sa munisipio at 15-30, and yet you still have f#&king time talking about

your love life, you gay moron. magpakita ka naman ng results, hindi puro ka

kapalpakan.

 

erap is better than you idiot, at least si erap we knew he is dumb but surrounded

by bright boys doing "some" right things. Eh ikaw tanga ka, your trying to be smart

but showing dumb surrounded by a bunch of bloopers just like you idiot. if there's

the biggest joke president, such title belong's to you idiot.

 

damn, you're really pissed bro, hahahahaha

 

anyways,

 

DEAR NOYNOY,

 

i do wish you would do more in helping out our poor countrymen, specially those who don't eat 3x a day....pleasee prioritize that!!! and not your future wife....haha

 

[Miss Zelda]

Hi Noy

 

stop dating high society girls.

[stonecoldrock]

sa dami dami naman kasi ng pedeng mag advice sa iyong love life, kay Kris ka pa nakinig ayan tuloy napala mo

[hellyeah1]

Baka naman ..press release lang yang istoryang na-basted para tantanan na ang kanyang lovelife ...bwekekekekekekekeke!

[howarddeduct]

Hi Noy

 

stop dating high society girls.

HiNoy

 

start dating low society girls.

Edited November 29, 2010 by howarddeduct

[ElRey]

don't worry boys, matagal na nag d date si Abnoy ng "low society" girls,

 

suki nga sya sa Grandeur nung senador pa lang sya,

[Qui-Gon Jinn]

Baka naman ..press release lang yang istoryang na-basted para tantanan na ang kanyang lovelife ...bwekekekekekekekeke!

 

diba yung mga nakapaligid naman kay Pnoy yung nagkakalat ng love story niya...may nakita lang nga na anak ng isang congressman, kinabukasan ang press release na nasa front page pa ng inquirer e handa na si Pnoy na magkaanak - NGUNIT WALANG ASAWA...tagahugas ka daw, ng pinggan sa may ermita...ay teka masyadong nadala sa pinakikinggan...

 

seriously pare, halimbawa si Madam Auring naging president at niligawan ka, magpapakasal ka ba? parang ganun din yan pare, in six years wala na yung power at ang matitira sa iyo isang matandang kulubot...hindi ako magtataka sa ginawa ni Liz Uy.

 

potah kababawan na tong ginagawa natin...mabuhay ang kababawan!