tk421 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Balita ko nahirapan yun mga doctor sa colonoscopy ni PDuts... hindi kasi nila alam saan butas ipapasok yun instrumento. Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted October 7, 2018 Author Share Posted October 7, 2018 Balita ko nahirapan yun mga doctor sa colonoscopy ni PDuts... hindi kasi nila alam saan butas ipapasok yun instrumento. Ran out of issues? Is this why you've got no choice but go to even lower levels of brainless posts? Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted October 7, 2018 Author Share Posted October 7, 2018 from unijokes.com: After numerous rounds of, "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Kennedy opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of the coded message, 370HSSV-0773H. Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help. Within a few seconds, the Marine Corps cabled back with this reply, "Tell Kennedy he's holding the message upside down." Quote Link to comment
tk421 Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Ran out of issues? Is this why you've got no choice but go to even lower levels of brainless posts? You're over-AnaLyzing things... just because he's the butt of the joke, doesn't mean you'd have to defend him like an arselicker everytime. Maybe you need to relax and release some gas a bit. And you're OOT... again. Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share Posted October 10, 2018 (edited) You're over-AnaLyzing things... just because he's the butt of the joke, doesn't mean you'd have to defend him like an arselicker everytime. Maybe you need to relax and release some gas a bit. And you're OOT... again.It's OK for me to be OOT. I started this thread. It's very unchristian to joke about the health issues of your brethren. It's poor taste, to say the least. Your pathetic "jokes" say a lot about your person. Edited October 10, 2018 by camiar Quote Link to comment
tk421 Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 It's OK for me to be OOT. I started this thread. It's very unchristian to joke about the health issues of your brethren. It's poor taste, to say the least. Your pathetic "jokes" say a lot about your person. LOL. And now you're using religion against me when your idol openly curses God and the Pope. What a hypocrite. Besides... have I ever said that I'm a Christian? Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted October 12, 2018 Author Share Posted October 12, 2018 LOL. And now you're using religion against me when your idol openly curses God and the Pope. What a hypocrite. Besides... have I ever said that I'm a Christian? Oh? He cursed God? That's the joke of the day. Do you have to be a Christian to behave in an unchristian manner? What a joke! Quote Link to comment
tk421 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 (edited) O sige na nga... tinawag lang niyang bobo ang Diyos. An even bigger joke are PDuts followers/fans who make excuses for him. Edited October 12, 2018 by tk421 Quote Link to comment
flatwall Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Dpt etong c Erap at lim h mgretiro n dahil puro kapalpakn ang gngwa Nila. Quote Link to comment
rooster69ph Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Beware the Marcos Loyalist Virus by Alan Robles Ferdinand Marcos was a deceitful dictator whose regime brutally murdered at least 3,200 Filipinos and tortured and jailed tens of thousands more. He destroyed democracy and stole at least US$10 billion. Now, knowledge of these crimes is threatened by an insidious Marcos loyalist virus slowly infecting the population. We talk to Dr. Albert Kasuka, who claims to have studied the spread of this brain wiping disease. Hot Manila: Tell us about this virus Dr. Kasuka: I call it the MEV - Marcos Eboloyalist Virus. It turns otherwise normal Filipinos into raving, drooling pro-Marcos idiots. MEV erases knowledge of Marcos' crimes, replacing it with fanatical pro-Marcos desire. The patient becomes a raving troll or an Eboloyalist zombie who lurches around proclaiming his or her adulation of Ferdinand Marcos. Those infected are absolutely convinced Martial Law was paradise, a wonderful period. Hot Manila: What kind of people get infected? Kasuka: Anyone is at risk, but particularly prone are the youth, those with poor education, deficient brain functions. total lack of knowledge about Marcos and high opinions of themselves Hot Manila: How do people get infected? Kasuka: Through watching inane Youtube videos and low IQ memes put out by Marcos propagandists. Constant exposure to this hogwash, people's minds weaken and their brains are attacked and dissolved by hordes of the MEV, which under the electron microscope resembles the Marcos bust in Ilocos Hot Manila: What are the stages of infection? Kasuka: At first patients behave normally and in fact insist "I'm not a Marcos loyalist but..." Then they start foaming at the mouth. Soon they're screaming their love for Marcos, yelling MARCOS PA RIN every few seconds, singing the "Bagong Lipunan March" or "Pamulinawen", which as we all know was the favorite song of our beloved Marcos. Hot Manila: Did you say "beloved"? Kasuka: I did? Hot Manila: What symptoms should people watch for? Kasuka: The eboloyalist patient has a rabid aversion to facts, it seems to burn him, but MEV also seems to convince the patient he or she is an expert in political analysis, economics and history - when most of the time they probably failed high school recitation. The eboloyalist communicates mainly by memes, loves sneering "research ka muna" and is obsessed by the Mendiola Massacre and Hacienda Luisita. His or her posts are semiliterate and in all caps. Hot Manila: What is the cure? Kasuka: Bed rest, lots of real facts. Maybe a brain transplant will rid the patient of this irrational love for our glorious tyrant who did such great things for the country... Hot Manila: Are you ok, doc? Kasuka: Nothing can stop the Marcos juggernaut! Nothing! MAY BAGONG SILANG, MAY BAGO NANG BUHAY! Hot Manila: And that was Dr Kasuka, who seems to be infected Kasuka: PAMULINAWEN! PUSOK IMDENGAM MAN! Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted November 12, 2018 Author Share Posted November 12, 2018 DOH Secretary has confirmed the Department of Health's findings that those who keep their eyes open and follow their common sense are the most vulnerable to catch the Marcos Loyalist Virus. The good news is that the Marcos Loyalist Virus will not affect the yellowtards. These yellow zombies are already brain dead and cannot be affected by any virus. 1 Quote Link to comment
Dyson-sila Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 (edited) Funny when all was infected with the MEV and YellowVirus. And the greatest joke was some are in complete denial. The cure for the MEV and YV is the unbiased search for truth. Even people who claims that they have common sense to discern got infected. Because of the precursor called "BIAS" Edited November 13, 2018 by Dyson-sila Quote Link to comment
will robie Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Source: FB post Hahahahaha! Quote Link to comment
juan t Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Joke time talaga tong si Dyuts. Quote Link to comment
will robie Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Joke time talaga tong si Dyuts.Is Duterte part of the judiciary? The last time I checked, Duterte is the head of the executive branch. An incongruous post that does not belong here. Hindi talaga bagay. Quote Link to comment
rooster69ph Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Pardon my ignorance but what is the "political joke" on this picture? Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted December 18, 2018 Author Share Posted December 18, 2018 Joke time talaga tong si Dyuts.Meron na bang corruption na nagawa sina Enrile, Imelda, Revilla, GMA, etc... during D30's term? BTW, aside from Jinggoy, all of them are already cleared of Liberal-party-initiated corruption charges -- political character demolition during Abnoy's term. Quote Link to comment
juan t Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Meron na bang corruption na nagawa sina Enrile, Imelda, Revilla, GMA, etc... during D30's term? BTW, aside from Jinggoy, all of them are already cleared of Liberal-party-initiated corruption charges -- political character demolition during Abnoy's term. Isa pa tong joketime. Like leader like follower. Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted December 18, 2018 Author Share Posted December 18, 2018 Isa pa tong joketime. Like leader like follower.Sagutin mo ang tanong. Quote Link to comment
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