Political Jokes

[BnF95]

Our entire political system is a joke, only it's not funny and inclines me to weep rather than to laugh.

[*kalel*]

 

Honesty is a one of the major sets of values being upheld in the Academy.

 

Cudia lied when he had a choice to tell the truth.

 

He was expelled by a council of his own peers. This is the price he paid for his mistake.

 

Cudia wasted his 4 years all at his own doing.

 

He only has himself to blame.

 

Don't blame the SC.

 

This is no joke.

to me it is a joke. An alleged white lie is easier to forgive than alleged severe abuses... you are entitled to your own opinion

 

para hindi OT:

 

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[jopoc]

[camiar]

 

Honesty is a one of the major sets of values being upheld in the Academy.

 

Cudia lied when he had a choice to tell the truth.

 

He was expelled by a council of his own peers. This is the price he paid for his mistake.

 

Cudia wasted his 4 years all at his own doing.

 

He only has himself to blame.

 

Don't blame the SC.

 

This is no joke.

 

 

to me it is a joke. An alleged white lie is easier to forgive than alleged severe abuses... you are entitled to your own opinion

 

 

A council composed of his own peers (PMA cadets) expelled him. Cudia’s classmates ostracized him after he opted to stay in the PMA even after the Honor Committee recommended his dismissal. Honesty is one of the Honor Code values the PMA does not joke about. This opinion is shared by a great majority, if not all of PMA cadets and alumni alike.

 

So as not to be OT:

 

A garbage can impersonating as Trump:

 

Edited January 21, 2017 by camiar

[*kalel*]

 

 

 

A council composed of his own peers (PMA cadets) expelled him. Cudia’s classmates ostracized him after he opted to stay in the PMA even after the Honor Committee recommended his dismissal. Honesty is one of the Honor Code values the PMA does not joke about. This opinion is shared by a great majority, if not all of PMA cadets and alumni alike.

 

So as not to be OT:

 

A garbage can impersonating as Trump:

 

0_Trump Garbage.jpg

honor code- yes it exist but do not forget to examine all the controversies and scandals of recent memory allegedly involving some members of the military and police, some are alumni and some are not... besides there were also reports that alleges that some of his peers were allegedly coerced

 

para hindi ot ulit:

 

Trump: "Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

 

 

[Julianda]

LOL

 

[haroots2]

[juan t]

 

 

The only joke here are the people who believe that Risa would actually say this.

[daphne loves derby]

[haroots2]

[Oneandronnie]

Ang joke ngayon? Marami parin naniniwala sa dilaw kahit ilang taon na sila niloloko

[tk421]

Actually ang joke eh akala ng mga supporters ni Duterte lahat ng bumabatikos sa kanila ay ma le label lang sa kulay.

[red60]

Our entire political system is a joke, only it's not funny and inclines me to weep rather than to laugh.

 

Only our political system? what about our judiciary system?

 

ERAP convicted of plunder, currently free and serving as Manila Mayor

 

Jinggoy accused of plunder, currently free

 

Enrile accused of plunder, currently free

 

Kung si Revilla pakawalan pa nila ewan ko na lang. Take note that Revilla authenticated his own signature releasing his own pork barrel.

 

What about the others implicated in pork barrel scam bakit walang kaso??

[red60]

Actually ang joke eh akala ng mga supporters ni Duterte lahat ng bumabatikos sa kanila ay ma le label lang sa kulay.

 

Pag bumabatikos kay duterte automatic dilawan daw para ma invalidate or ma discredit yung bumabatikos. hehe

[rooster69ph]

Joke of The Day:

 

Duterte: " Give me 3-6 months. Magresign ako ako pag di ko nasolve ang drugs!"

Di pa nakuntento humingi pa ng extension ng another 6 mos. Times up na din.

[paugmmm]

Which Philippine President looks, acts and speaks like a mad dog?

 

Digong the mongrel.

[Rapid Response]

it's not a joke when the people have to second guess the president's statement if he was joking or not. it is a joke when the president is spewing profanities and his audience are laughing.

[tk421]

It is a joke talaga. Isipin mo years into the future, pag aaralan ng mga kabataan ang mga speeches ng past presidents natin, pagdating sa 2016-2022, puro pagmumura ang laman ng speeches. Funny now, not so much sa future.

[Bolj]

pa copy paste 5 speeches ni president magsaysay. Para masimulan ko na mag analyze.

[tk421]

Joke ba yun speeches ni Magsaysay?

[Rapid Response]

I have noticed the trickle down effect of the president's "style" in his speech/statements. The Speaker of the House as of late have laced his statements as covered by the media with bombast and profanities. Is it going to be the norm? Even if this is a joke, it aint funny at all.

[tk421]

On the president’s statement about China telecoms entering the Ph market: he said that its accreditation should be approved within 7 days. And if not approved, then should be deemed approved. Lokohan?

[rooster69ph]

On the president’s statement about China telecoms entering the Ph market: he said that its accreditation should be approved within 7 days. And if not approved, then should be deemed approved. Lokohan?

On what merits kaya daw dapat i-approve si China telecoms?

[tk421]

On what merits kaya daw dapat i-approve si China telecoms?

Di ko alam. Pero kahit ata di i-approve, approved pa din. LOL.

Edited December 23, 2017 by tk421

[tk421]

Parang bagay nga sa kanya maging PNP mascot, ‘no?