Kapote Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Nakakabwisit!!!! Sumuporta ako ky du30 sa laban nya sa illegal drugs... Pero nung nakita ko ang pangyayari. Grabe naman mga hayop!!! Pinasok ng mga pulis bahay namin.. Binaligtad pa sala set ??? Nung pumasok sila ng kwarto nagtanong ako sa isang pulis, " ano po yung hinahanap nyo sir? May search warrant ba kayo...? Illegal yang ginagawa nyo ah.. Papasok kayo ng bahay na walang maipakitang warrant" sinagot ba naman ako ng ****! Sabi. "ilabas nyo na kase..alam namin may nakatago dito" ano ba ilalabas namin? Di nga namin alam kung ano ang hinahanap.. Hayop talaga!!!??? Sinabi ko nalang sa kasamahan ko sa bahay. Hayaan nyo sila maghanap. Tatawagan natin si tito..at pormal na magsasampa tayo ng reklamo.. Habang hawak hawak ng isang pulis yung cellphone. At narinig ko ang sabi.. "itigil ang paghahanap, maling bahay pala napasok natin. Nasa kabilang bahay. Kaya pala walang pokemon..". Ang mga lintik!!! Pokemon pala hinahanap hahaha ??? Napaka uso na talaga pokemon ngayon... Quote Link to comment
daphne loves derby Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 NAKAKATAWA YUNG NO. 8!!! Quote Link to comment
daphne loves derby Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 (edited) THE INTERPRETERS Sound Bites“I have explained to [Duterte] about Mary Jane’s situation and I told him that Mary Jane [has been found guilty] for carrying 2.6 kilograms of heroin. I also told him about the delay in the execution during the meeting. President Duterte then said, ‘Please go ahead if you want to execute her.’”~Indonesian President Jokowi WidodoINDONESIAN President Jokowi Widodo said President Duterte had given him the go signal to execute Mary Jane Veloso, a Filipina drug convict. Yasay, Piñol, Dureza, and Abella have already denied the report that first came out in the Jakarta Post. I suggest that Filipinos withhold judgment until the OTHER interpreters – Andanar, Cualoping, Panelo, Cayetano, Calida and Mocha have issued their own statements.DFA Secretary Perfecto Yasay Jr. said President Duterte actually told Indonesian President Widodo he “respects their judicial processes.” The conversation turned awkward when Widodo allegedly replied, “Respect your own judicial processes too.”Secretary Yasay described the headline of The Jakarta Post as “erroneous.” The Jakarta Post described Yasay’s reaction as “templated.”In yet another version, presidential spokesman Ernesto Abella quoted the President as telling Widodo, “Follow your own laws.” To which, Widodo reportedly answered, “What do you know about following laws?”President Duterte of the Philippines has given the Indonesian government the go signal to execute Mary Jane Veloso according to The Jakarta Post. Just so you know, The Jakarta Post is the largest English-language ‘bias,’ ‘yellow’ newspaper in IndonesiaLatest DevelopmentAdam Harvey, a Jakarta-based journalist reported Tuesday the latest on the Maryjane Veloso issue. Harvey said “Jokowi is not backing down over his account of Duterte’s controversial statements.” That means it’s Jokowi’s word against Duterte’s, and Piñol’s and Abella’s and Dureza’s and Yasay’s.SnubbedLast week in Laos, presidential adviser Jesus Dureza said President Duterte “was not feeling well” so he skipped the Obama-Asean leaders meeting. But just the other day, Duterte revealed he actually skipped the meeting “purposely” because “I do not like the Americans.” The revelation made Duterte look like a ‘principled leader’ and Dureza, a ‘stupid liar.’Out, Now!On Monday, President Duterte called for the withdrawal of American troops in Mindanao. His exact words were: “The special forces, they have to go.” The announcement came as a shock to American soldiers, Washington DC, and Pia Wurtzbach.Out, Now! IIOn Monday, President Duterte said, “The US special forces, they have to go!”The next day:DFA Sec. Perfecto Yasay: Duterte made the statement in the CONTEXT of wanting to SAVE Americans.Defense Sec. Delfin Lorenzana: The President said it is up to the US to pull out for their safety.Presidential spokesman Ernesto Abella: He is not telling US troops to leave. It’s just a warning.The statements prompted President Obama to send the three officials a thank you note saying, “I appreciate your efforts, sanitary engineers!”ChangeLast month, President Duterte told the media he wanted to change the name of Malacañang. Rumors say he has decided on a new name. Inspired by his spokesmen and interpreters, Malacañang will be known soon as “Babel Palace.”Revisionism IThe government-run website, Official Gazette drew flak for editing and “sanitizing” an entry about the late dictator, Ferdinand Marcos. Some news reports say the revision may have been done by a certain Marcos Angelo Cabrera, who used to work for Bongbong Marcos but now writes for the Official Gazette. Netizens had reason to believe that the culprit was Cabrera because the edited Marcos entry ended with the hashtags #LaylayanYourFace #WinADateWithSandro and #MartialLawNeverHappened.Revisionism IISolicitor General Jose Calida says Filipinos who oppose the burial of the late dictator Ferdinand Marcos at the Libingan ng mga Bayani are “bitter” who “cannot forgive.” Apart from being the solicitor general, Calida is also a contributor at the Official Gazette.PlotPresident Duterte says LP members are to plotting to oust him. The accusation was clearly a joke since there’s hardly any LP members left.Miss Universe 2017As we all know, the Miss Universe pageant will be held in Manila in January 2017. Malacañang is reportedly offering our candidate, Maxine Medina the services of its interpreters. She politely declined.‘Train To Busan’An unknown virus ‘infects’ people causing aggressive and violent behavior. Those who are ‘infected’ attack others even without provocation. But enough about rabid Duterte supporters. Let’s talk about the movie, ‘Train To Busan.’ It’s a thrilling zombie apocalypse flick. May puso. Go watch it.———————————————————————————————————————————————————–“With great power often comes great confusion.” ~ Dan Allen, Seam in ActionElsewhereThe New York Times: How Countries Like the Philippines Fall Into Vigilante Violence“Once violence becomes an acceptable means for settling disputes and exerting power, it is difficult for people to trust any other system. State officials have little standing to demand that people follow the rule of law when the state itself has been encouraging lawless violence.”Sound Bites“Quite frankly, I have not heard that statement, and I would like to understand in what context did the President say that also. But I will insist and tell you the truth that the reason he was not able to attend these two meetings was because he was not feeling well.”~DFA Sec. Perfecto Yasay Jr., 9.13.2016 – despite the President’s statement that he skipped the US-Asean meeting “on purpose”‘Tang ina. Ang daming nagsasalita. Umayos nga kayo. Edited September 14, 2016 by daphne loves derby Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted September 21, 2016 Author Share Posted September 21, 2016 Yukk!! 1 Quote Link to comment
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Kapote Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Bonifacio: labanan natin ang mga mananakop. Hindi tayo dapat maging sunod sunuran sa ibang lahi. Tayo ang nagmamayari ng bayang ito. Punitin ang sedula.Katipunero: Mabuhay ang Supremo.Aguinaldo: Hala, Supremo daw. sinasamba na sya ng katipunan ganun? Kulto lang ang peg? Mga bonifaciotards na walang sariling isip. Mga trolls at bots na inaatake lahat ng kokontra kay poong supremo.Katipunero: Sya ang ating pinuno, hinalal sya ng taong bayan! Nang kataas-taasan, kagalang-galangang katipunan.Magdalo: magtatag na tayo ng gobyernong rebolusyunaryo!!! Let's reclaim the social media from these disgusting trolls.Bonifacio: gobyernong rebolusyonaryo naman ang katipunan a? kayo ba mayari ng gobyerno? Kayo lang ba ang pilipino?Magdalo: Ano ba, magpakadisente ka nga. Katipunan is like for the illiterate no. Ikaw lang ang presidente ng mga poor, paano naman yung mga disenteng nakapagaral sa mayayamang unibersidad. Magsusuot kami ng black at magpoprotesta sa basketball game sa loob ng airconditioned gym. Hindi kami yung mga poor na sumisigaw sa tirik na araw. Masisira ang tan namin no.Katipunero: kapag ginahasa ng mga padre damaso ang mga anak at asawa ninyo, makikita nyo.Magdalo: Ayan na ang mga bashers at bayaran. Ang kikitid ng utak, nanakot pa sila. Pinagkakaisahan tayo ng bonifaciotards. Nasaan na ang freedom of speech. Mga walang breeding.Tirona: Graduate ba ng Wharton si Bonifacio? LOL. Hindi naman yan statesman, si Aguinaldo na lang ang presidente. lahat dapat ng manunungkulan ay elite! tayo lang ang hahawak ng lipunan ng social media. Samantala, sa kabilang dimension. Luna: Putang inang mga Amerikano sinasakop nila ang bansa natin.Buencamino: Hala, grabe sya. Mura ng Mura. Walang nangaaway sayo. Ayaw naming magutom, kung gusto mo magutom magisa mo. Di ka bipolar, isa kang Lunatic.Magdalo: Tama naman si buencamino, ang baho ng bibig ni Luna. Wala na nga tayo pera, paano na yung mga steaks namin. Ingat ka sa mga sundalo ni luna, lahat sila war freak.Mga Sundalo ni Luna: Saan ba napupunta yung aid ng amerika? dami palang tulong bakit di pa natatapos bahay ng nasalanta ng bagyo?Luna: May mas matindi tayong kalaban kesa mga amerikano, yan ay ang ating mga sarili.Magdalo: buti nga nasabugan ng bomba kampo mo, belat. hindi ka naman pala magaling na leader. sarili mong tao di mo nadepensahan. Mabuti pa ang amerika nagbibigay ng aid, di sana kung sinakop tayo ng amerika di na sana tayo nagugutom.Aguinaldo: guerilla warfare mo muka mo, ako bahala sa mga amerikano! Baliw!Americans: Mga bobong Filipino, pinatay nila ang kaisa isahang tunay na heneral nila. Idiots. Quote Link to comment
everyman Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Duterte's independent foreign policy 2 Quote Link to comment
jopoc Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 ang galing talaga ni Panginoong Duterte Quote Link to comment
Ryuji_tanaka Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 http://cnnphilippines.com/lifestyle/2016/11/09/Libingan-ng-mga-Bayani-at-Isang-Magnanakaw-on-Google-Maps.html Quote Link to comment
*kalel* Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 Cudia's small white lie did not move the Supreme Court... wasted the kid's 4 years in PMA Marcos wish was uphold by the SC... Another big joke Quote Link to comment
camiar Posted November 27, 2016 Author Share Posted November 27, 2016 (edited) Cudia's small white lie did not move the Supreme Court... wasted the kid's 4 years in PMA Marcos wish was uphold by the SC... Another big joke Honesty is a one of the major sets of values being upheld in the Academy. Cudia lied when he had a choice to tell the truth. He was expelled by a council of his own peers. This is the price he paid for his mistake. Cudia wasted his 4 years all at his own doing. He only has himself to blame. Don't blame the SC. This is no joke. Edited November 27, 2016 by camiar Quote Link to comment
daphne loves derby Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 nadale mo idol dong! Quote Link to comment
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