daphne loves derby Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 NAG BACKFIRE ANG KASINUNGALINGAN.. LOL Quote Link to comment
Hari ng Spakol Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Breaking News: Mar Roxas, teacher na din! Quote Link to comment
Julianda Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 The CarrotMar (Nagboboluntaryo na sya na magkakarga ng mga carrots sa truck) Quote Link to comment
jopoc Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 https://youtu.be/DM7qaBdIydc game over na. Quote Link to comment
daphne loves derby Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 THE CANDIDATES for president will take a break after Sunday's debate to take part in some Holy Week activities. Overheard Part 1: SenakuloGrace Poe: Hi guys! May nag-i-invite sa atin para gumanap sa senakulo. Game ba kayo?Roxas: Oo naman! Ano pa bang roles ang hanap nila?Duterte: ‘Yong magnanakaw na ipapako katabi ni Hesus. Kulang pa yata sila ng isa.Miriam: Well, I know someone who's perfect for the role.Binay: Ulol!Overheard Part 2: Magnanakaw Binay: O, invited pala ang mga presidentiables sa senakulo. Kailangan daw nila ng taong gaganap na magnanakaw. Ngayon na ang rehearsal. As in, right now.Duterte: Eh ba't nandito ka pa?Binay:Duterte: Nagtatanong lang. Bawal?!?Overheard Part 3: BarabbasBinay: Miriam, sali tayo sa senakulo. Kailangan pa nila ng gaganap na Hudas at Barabbas.Miriam: Sige, ako na 'yong Barabbas. ‘Di ba s’ya 'yong pipiliin ng taumbayan para palayain?Binay: Ay! ‘Di ka nga pala pwedeng mag-Barabbas. Kasi, baka 'pag tinanong ang taumbayan kung sino ang dapat palayain, malamang 3 percent lang ang magtaas ng kamay. Mababago ang kwento.Miriam:Binay: Joooooke! Bawal magalit. Baka ma-stress.Overheard Part 4: HesusBinay: O guys, invited tayo sa senakulo. Naghahanap pa raw ng taong gaganap na Hesus. Siyempre, dapat may charisma at relatable sa masa.Roxas: Tara!Binay: SABI KO, MAY CHARISMA AT RELATABLE SA MASA!!! MAHIRAP BANG INTINDIHIN ‘YON?Roxas:Binay: Grabe naman ‘tong makatingin. Kung ako nga ang masabihan n’yong magnanakaw, ganun-ganun na lang! Napikon ba ako?!Overheard Part 5: OptionsRoxas: O guys, ang daming nag-i-invite sa atin for Holy Week. Kung pupunta tayo, saan kaya mas sure ang boto: senakulo o pabasa?Binay: Visita Iglesia!Roxas:Binay: May sure 1 million votes ka do'n Kapatid. Ayaw mo pa?Overheard Part 6: Stations of the Cross Grace: Teka, taken na raw ang roles for the Virgin Mary, Mary Magdalene at maging ‘yong Veronica. May role pa ba para sa akin?Roxas: Meron. Sa Stations of the Cross.Grace: I’ll carry my own cross?Roxas: Hindi. Ipagpapatuloy mo ang mga nasimulan ni Hesus.Grace:Roxas: #medyowaleyOverheard Part 7: Extrajudicial KillingRoxas: Uy, join tayo sa senakulo. Marami pang roles na open.Duterte: Pwede bang ako na si Hesus?Roxas: Naku! Mas bagay kung ikaw ang papatay kay Hesus.Duterte:Roxas:Duterte: F*ck you! Pisti! Quote Link to comment
kanto-terrorist Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Grace Poe, not Hillary Clinton, is more likely the First Ever American Woman to be voted as a President. Quote Link to comment
gwapingsz1 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Eto gusto sabihin ni Luchi twing ayaw magpa awat ng mga kandidato sa mga off topic na banatan. Quote Link to comment
Simikiel Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 BINAY to DIGONG: I do not have any questions for him because he is qualified.DIGONG to BINAY: he is more qualified than me. Quote Link to comment
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