Biggest Lies Ever...

[bene_factor]

yes maam, i submitted my report. i slipped it under your door, maybe it got lost.

[teryus]

i lab u........

 

(hay walang kamatayan.. pro eto ko si tanga naniniwala p dn.. buzet...)

[David Aames]

Nasa training ako non, they confiscated all our cel kaya nde ako naka text sayo ng 3 days...

[iwalkalone]

heard:

 

hindi ako magbabago

ikaw lang talaga pwamis

hindi na nga ako na aatract /nagkaka crush sa iba e

wala kaseng signal

naiwan ko phone ko

nanakaw phone ko

wala akong load

[sows gasgas na mga lies! gusto kong marinig naman yung "nalunok ko cellphone ko"! para iba naman <_< ]

isang malaking panloloko! mga kupal na lalake yan! woooh!http://www.moodsmilies.com/smilies/angry/motz.gif

[beetlog]

uminom kami kc bday ni ganito ganyan...walang katapusang birthday

[Larry]

I'll just tap my cock on your lips I promise (then you proceed to jam it inside her mouth)

 

of course I won't come in your mouth! (then you go oops! I couldn't control it babe I'm sorry)

 

no your stretch marks do not disgust me (while trying very hard to look the other way)

 

I swear baby it was just one time (with that chick)

 

I did not have sexual relations with that woman! (BJ's don't count of course)

 

we'll just talk I promise (in a darkened room with candles and BDSM apparel)

 

I would never go to a massage parlor, eeeewwww (as you discreetly hide your frequent flyer card)

 

I wonder what it's like inside a girlie bar (while avoiding the stares of your regular GROs)

 

I've never been to a stripclub ever (and that's why I know the name of every single move those "dancers" do)

[cuatro_ojos]

It won't take long (and then you do her for more than half an hour)

[tagpi]

you are a sight for sore eyes! :goatee:

 

Got a room in that big heart of yours for me?

 

Try mo maglambitin sa etits ko!

 

"I LOVE BUSH" (Not the President)

[Spadez]

sorry may ot ako with my boss e... hahahaha.....

[Larry]

*kisses her neck*

 

her: Ok...we're not gonna have sex

 

you: no of course not

 

*fondle her tits*

 

her: oohhh...we're not having sex

 

you: I know....

 

*takes off her bra*

 

her: uhhhhm...we're not having sex I said

 

you: Yeah I know

 

*takes off shirt and puts on rubber*

 

her: I told you already...WE...ARE...NOT...HAVING...SEX

 

you: of course not

 

*smile*

[Sir Galahad®]

From an Ex: "I LOVE YOU"

[angel_by_day]

"....kakain na lang ako mag-isa kesa mag-date ng iba bukod sayo...."

 

after which i read his post that he was looking for single girls to hook up with him....

[BnF95]

Lie: "I don't love you anymore."

Reason: She didn't deserve an a-hole like me.

[tabouki]

dont call me, ill call you

[extrarice3]

its not you, its me.