Biggest Lies Ever...

[Zephiroth]

i was sick. lol

[kanski]

i love you

[X3ME15]

i can't live without you

 

(at the back of her mind): i just want you to stay cuz i'm still finding someone

[angel_by_day]

i'm not the typical mtc guy

[buBBLeguM]

said:

- hindi na ako nagchachat.

- im not texting a guy. :thumbsupsmiley:

 

 

heard:

- i love you more than my wife (that's a BIG lie! di nia nga maiwan eh) :thumbsdownsmiley:

[ladyboy]

grabe mga kasinungalingan mas maganda p maging totoo pra tapos d b?

[Mang Joe]

"pagod ako" ---> bullsh**

[bensiy]

said

 

"kulang workforce sa office, pinapaovertime ako ni boss everday daw for 2months kung pwede.."

[rockchic]

the worst i've said: can we try again?

the worst i've heard: let's make it work.

[vanillaLatte]

"i'm really, really, abso-fckingly good in bed, i'd f#&k you all day and night."

[potentialkiller]

love kita

[mhel12]

may confidential mission kami... :hypocritesmiley:

[nonex]

inaantok pa ako.

[nonex]

inaantok pa ako.

[LickMeDownThere]

i learned to love you....

[JEP0P0Y]

i'm single

[zilch45]

na magaling at sincere na presidente si cory! at magiging magaling at sincere din na presidente si noynoy! pwe! ano nangyari sa hacienda luisita?

[blythe429]

"i'm sorry, iwon't do it again, let's work it out" hahaha, bulls**t!

[SPO10Bahuuten]

I'll be quiting this effin Job...Next year......

 

 

 

Biggest BS i've ever heard!

[popoybato]

i swear first time ko ito.....

 

yeah right!!

[Mr_man]

I am spanish or the usual I am half pinay and............(Like I give a fck)

[tatang1972]

wifey: saan ka na?

hubby: nasa gate na ng subdivision

wifey: bakit late ka?

hubby: sobra ang traffic sa edsa

wifey: tinatawagan kita di mo sinasagot cp mo

hubby: nakasilent kanina nung nasa meeting ako nakalimutan ko mgchange profile

[purrtypwincess]

Just saw your post and I think you're an awesome girl. I am just looking for "new friends" here at mtc.

 

Omg. The funniest line I've ever seen!

[bigFOOT511]

May ang text sweet or naugthy

 

Gf : Sino to

Me : aba malay ko nakita mo ba meron ba pangalan?

Gf : bakit nag text dito?

ME : aba malay ko nga tyaka di pa pwede makitext mga friend ko sakin.. tsktsktsk

[uaeboy25]

may 9 2008

 

exgf: kamusta ka na dyan?

me: ok lang.

exgf: kelan uwi mo?

me: matatagalan pa kasi dami pa akong dapat asikasuhin.

exgf: like what?

me: marriage.

exgf: ikakasal ka na? kanino?

me: kahit sabihin ko wholename nya nde mo kilala.

(2minutes ang natapos naghihintay ako pero hindi na sya nasagot, alam ko umiiyak na sya)

me: pareho lang tayo nasasaktan. i think kailangan na natin magmove on. sorry for making you cry this time.

exgf: hindi mo ako pinaiyak, sinaktan mo lang ako.

me: im sorry, kailangan ko na bumalik sa work.

exgf: t!#$ ina ka. hindi mo manlang naisip ang pinagsamahan natin.

me: listen, 1yr naging mag on tayo, tapos after one year nag abroad ako, 3 yrs na ako dito. 1 year kang naging masaya

tapos 3 yrs kang nagdudusa sa paghihintay, hindi ka ba nasasaktan? kung hindi ka nasasaktan ako nasasaktan ako na maisip na sa 3taon pinaghintay kita nad yet wala pala akong plano na mag stay beside you. i cant even decide to give up this f$%king job kasi hindi ko pa rin alam kung alin ang mahalaga, ikaw o ang pangrap ko.

exgf: i hate you!!!

me: thanks, atleast nasabi mo yan, i deserved it, murahin mo ako just to get even. ni hindi ko masabi ang sorry, kasi kahit million times ko sabihin yun alam ko kulang yun sa nagawa kong pagpapahintay sau.

may exgf turned if off the mobile.

 

after 2 months. somebody call my mom, tinatanong kung kinasal ako, may nagview sa friendster kung na kaname nya iba ng last name. i know mas masakit ang pagsisinungaling ko kesa makipagbreak up.