angel_by_day Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 married men from all over......professing their love for their wives.... Quote Link to comment
angel_by_day Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 can we have coffee or something? Quote Link to comment
boibastos Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 "He's just a friend" is always a popular choice. Quote Link to comment
MidwestChopper Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Phone converstationXgf: i'm leaving for davao and i'm at the airport already... i have to do this for the both of usme: really... i hope you take care...Xgf: Don't worry... Kuya will be there for me...me: that's good... good luck on finding a job...Xgf: he's got that part covered already...me: ok... bye... tc... puts the phone down....  the next day she's at my doorstep crying... Quote Link to comment
klayko243 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Men pretending not to be natural horndogs Quote Link to comment
MidwestChopper Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 @ klayko I totaly agree with that... that's just being to hypocritical... we shouldn't deny our natural instincts... hehehehe Quote Link to comment
Seishi Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 "Friends talk... remember?"Â Â Yeah right! Quote Link to comment
Sigmundo Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 "Friends talk... remember?"Â Â Yeah right! Â Â Usually preceded by "Friends" lang naman tayo. Best Friends... Quote Link to comment
Guest Serenity12 Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 "I'll be in _____________ that day. "Â Â ( then you find out that he was meeting someone else that day instead ) Quote Link to comment
daredevil67011 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Go to the Penis Study thread! Everybody there says they're well hung! I guess average is 8" inches! So mas malaki na pala ang mga pinoy kesa caucasians? Baka sinukat pati betlog! Quote Link to comment
Seishi Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 me: Are you a compulsive liar? *** and there was a pause for two minutes **** him: No. Not at all.  hmmmm..... don't you even realize that pause tells the difference? Quote Link to comment
torpe Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 wife: Nagbago ka na ba talaga? Wala ka ng ibang chicks???me: yup...... wife: siguraduhin mo lang kasi di mo makikita tong kambal mo and yung daughter natinme: siguradong sigurado. =========== GF1: Kumusta na kayo ni wifey?me: Ok lang, status quo...GF1: Nag do na kayo?me: nu ba! never again... the last timew was 2007... alam mo naman yun diba?----my wife is 32 weeks pregnant.. twins pa... hayyy. I'm sooo screwed once she finds out...---- ============================GF2: Naka naman kaya di mo ko madalaw kasi may babae ka dya?me: wala no!!!GF2: Siguraduhin o lang. Basta di nakayop nagkikita ng asawa mo ha, magseselos ako..me: opo, yung daughter ko lang dinadalaw ko dun... ==================================New Prospect: so? Kumusta na kayo ni____ (GF1)me: well, everything's not turning out the way we planned it... and you know naman na its you that i always wanted...New Prospect: Ewan ko sayo! Ganyan ka naman Sir .___. e.me: so? when tayo watch ng DVD sa room mo?New Prospect: Sorry about last time ha, nandun kasi sis ko.. wrong timing... pero may tamang oras and lugar para dyan... promise!(i was able to kiss her last week during the company event... GF1, GF2, Fubu1 and prospect were all there.... grabe di ko alam pano ko gagawin na makakasama ko sila without them seeing me with the other. Logistics nightmare.. just bailed out early with GF1.. story in another thread..., buti malaki SMX) Quote Link to comment
heatseeker0714 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 me: buti naman you're taking care of _________ even if you have a 10 year old daughter tapos single mom ka...exgf: oo naman, pamangkin ko yan eh. he's only 2 years old. Kuya ko dad nya, he's a Doctor, eh bagong hiwalay sila nung wife nya tapos Doctor sya, shifting sa hospital... tapos irresponsible nanay nya....me: talaga... bait mo pala.... (it turned out BF pala nya yung Doctor, meron pamilya... in short KABIT nung Doctor yung exgf ko.... i found out after 3 weeks and confronted her... Damn!) umamin sakin si ex na son nya si M****l, hiwalay na daw sila nung Doctor.... me: i don't give a sh.it about your past... lahat naman tayo meron past eh, kahit kabit ka na nabuntis at dinespatcha, mahal pa din kita...exgf: Thank you... Thank you sobra... (after that lumaki ulo.... nalaman kasi na sobrang mahal ko sya...) me: paano yung dad ni E**a (10 year old daughter)? binibigyan ka ba ng financial support?exgf: yes... OFW sya sa Italy... (it checked out...) me: ey hung tatay ni M****l? semi-live in na tayo, 3 nights a week don ako sa place mo sleep baka mamaya awayin ako nun?exgf: hindi noh. wala sya binibigay sakin... (it turns out yung townhouse nya sa Xevera Subdivision sa Angeles, Pampanga yung Doctor nagbabayad ng monthly amortization, yung Vios nya si Doctor din, pati yung place nya sa San Juan kung saan ako natutulog thrice a week, si Doc din pala nagbabayad ng Rent!) me: yung totoo lang, baka naman mamaya Kabit ka pa din up to now ni Doc?exgf: ano ka ba! makikipagrelasyon ba ako sayo at patutulugin dito kung kami pa din???? (eventually the Doctor from Angeles, Pampanga found out about me, pinapaamin ako kung naging kami ba ni Mi*****e, when i called her up kasi break na kami non, sinabi ko that Doctor N.B. is texting and calling me, sabi ko aamin ako tutal sabi nya break sila nung time na kami.... alam nyo ang sinabi sakin ni M*****le???? "Wag kang aamin please.... i know your mad at me, but just do it for my kids..." alam nya kasi minahal ko mga anak nya... specially her 2 year old son M*g**l.... i told her "Ginamit mo pa mga anak mo sakin...") Now that is one LYING BI.TCH! Quote Link to comment
rain29 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 di kita iiwan..aalagaan kita.. Quote Link to comment
lovehurts Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 A; bkt ka nagpatay ng cpB; wala lng signal sa pinunthan ko Quote Link to comment
cHinitababe86 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 married guy to his "girlfriend": mahal na mahal kita. *but he tends to make the girl wait, ipitin sa sitwasyon nya na may pamilya syaat ipagkait ang pagkakataon na maging masaya ung girl sa piling ng ibana makakapag bigay sakanya ng mga bagay na 100% single man lang ang pwede magprovide Quote Link to comment
uaeboy25 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 married guy to his "girlfriend": mahal na mahal kita. *but he tends to make the girl wait, ipitin sa sitwasyon nya na may pamilya syaat ipagkait ang pagkakataon na maging masaya ung girl sa piling ng ibana makakapag bigay sakanya ng mga bagay na 100% single man lang ang pwede magprovide  "forget me. Im already married"  for the 2nd time, i cant see someone loning for a special love. Im such a fool, thinking that i can fill-in the needs of a person who long for that kind of love. i must remember, Im a warrior, and a warrior never deserved to be loved, because when love begins, and I died in the middle of the battle, my dreams are not just broken but the hope of someone's waiting for me back home. she must realize its worthless to love a man like me, a man who cant even promise a quick return. Quote Link to comment
sulatanmoko Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 all the time i've been with my ex was a lie. months after we broke up, he's engaged already. real reason: he wasn't really single during the time we were together. i was the "mistress" without me knowing it. Quote Link to comment
rockchic Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 this came in a little card with a bouquet of roses...nakakainit ng ulo. "i miss you everyday. i'm sorry."i bet he's just as bitter as i am right now. Quote Link to comment
Guest Serenity12 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 "no hard feelings, don't worry" Quote Link to comment
Seishi Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 him: u know something? ure the most fun loving person ive ever met online. me: really? that doesnt work for me, K. that still cant make me say yes to whatever request u have in mind.  him: oh come on, M. i was just telling you what i feel.  blah blah blah blah :lol: Quote Link to comment
bekim Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 From the MPA's "hindi ako nagpapa live kahit kanino.......promise" Quote Link to comment
royginald Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Heard from "someone" "hinding hindi na ko papasok doon.. kahit kailan!" LIE .. Why?? Andodoon na naman syA   . . . Quote Link to comment
goofyhades Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 i'll be with you forever... i love you so much it hurts... Quote Link to comment
uaeboy25 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 im already mrried Quote Link to comment
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