We Broke-up Because...

[DonImus]

Can't see any future in it...

[strawberryshortcake]

nde qoh ma-stomach ang panget na mukha, such an assh*le...... a d*ckhead perhaps

[BnF95]

Weird Al has the perfect song about a BAD break-up

 

We've been together for so very long

But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?

Seems you don't want me around

The passion is gone and the flames died down

 

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem

That time that you made it with the whole hockey team

You used to think I was nice

Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

 

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?

That kind of thing is hard to ignore

Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

 

I knew that we were having problems when

You put those piranhas in my bathtub again

You're still the light of my life

Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

 

You know I, even think it's kinda cute the way

You poison my coffee just a little each day

I still remember the way that you laughed

When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

 

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra

Doing in my underwear drawer?

Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore

 

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill

Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will

You set my house on fire

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

 

Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap

You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep

You drilled a hole in my head

Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

 

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all

You never acted this way before

Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore, oh no no

Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

[gonefishing]

Pang Jerry Springer and Maury pala siya !!

[LickMeDownThere]

d ko pala kaya na maging number 2 lang :cry: ...

[bizquit22]

We broke-up because....STUPID and BAD pa ako DAti...

 

[MrSouth]

We broke-up because... I'm too hot for her.. haha!

[UBE_BABE]

coz u dont love me...

[iwalkalone]

with him i'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball...my love for him wasn't enough.

...he believes he deserves someone better...and i think he's right...he deserves someone who's right for him...

and that's just not me.

ay...teka...di nga pala kame mag on...ngek

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Edited October 9, 2007 by iwalkalone

[SQUIRTERBITCH]

WE broke up because.......... mas mahal ko pa den yung EX ko

[AtLastAmFree]

we broke up coz am tired and not happy anymore...

[DonImus]

I don't see myself getting married to her.

[Happy Gilmore]

handling a breakup?

 

dont handle it. just let it go, drop it and move on. no use in forcing things to work when it is already clear that it wont.

[katie019]

.... sa away... i guess he had enough na ayaw na nya try ayusin... :cry:

[SQUIRTERBITCH]

we broke up because........ madami pala kami