clandestinecuddles
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My SEXLIFEis like COVID-19. At first naka social distancing then naka quarantine now naka LOCKDOWN!!!! Its in a state of emergency. Worst nito mamamatay na !!
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My sex life is like THE GAME OF THRONES. It has ended and I will surely miss it!!!
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My sex life is like my bank account. It needs to be updated or else magiging dormant !!!
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My sexlife is like my bank account........no deposits lately
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I may not be athletic, but i know how to play with balls
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WOT..The only time im a WOMAN ON TOP is when im on top of a ladder cleaning the ceiling fan!!
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Having the big O is like having Alzheimers. I cant remember it!!
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Penis ka ba? Lagi ka na lang galit na galit sa akin!!!
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Sex is like cooking Anybody can do it but only some can make it delicious!!!
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Ang sarap tumikim ng bawal. That feeling when you are craving for something forbidden.......... oh crispy pata sarap mong papakin.
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Pampasuerte ng SEXLIFE ngayong Chinese New Year ..... Maglagay ng TIKOY sa brip o panty!!!
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sexlife is like an SSS CONTRIBUTION. You put in too much and YOU GET SO LITTLE!!!!!!!!
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Mabuti pa ang POKEMON GO hinahanap mo pero ang POKEMON KO deadma sa yo.
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Para kang CREDIT CARD BILL .......you give me sleepless nights!!!! I cant sleep because of you!
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Para kang CREDIT CARD BILL...you give me sleepless nights. I cant sleep because of you!!
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Pwede ba? Hindi ako queso de bola na kinakain mo lang tuwing Pasko!!!
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Some Relationships are like BJ's. Yung babae lang ang nagtratrabaho!!!
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My sex life is like the weather ....sometimes dry na dry or wet na wet!!!
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A Woman's place is on a man's face!!!
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It took me longer to fall in line and pay sa grocery than having an orgasm!!! Pila sa grocery 3 hours while it took me 2 minutes to have an O!!
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Sex is like the 13th month pay. Ang tagal mong hinintay pero dadaanan ka lang at hindi lahat ay nakakatanggap!
