simon b

eons ago...

i just lost it...its all on me being a walking complication of layered intricacies

and she being so much younger

her tears and sorrow were unbearable to witness...i vowed never to cause a broken heart again

on the brighter side of things, i see her now happily married.

...that there is never a formula for a successful relationship because anything placed inside a box will move heaven and earth to be liberated.

[like!]

love is never mentioned in marriage contracts

rightly so, for it has nothing to do with it

madalas kasi pag gwapo na may pera - inlab sa sarili..so sarili muna bago yung babae. maski sa sex sarili muna nya inaatupag nya. pang one night stand ang mga tipong ganito.

panget nga, may pera naman, maalaga, may sense of humor, mabango, at higit sa lahat sigurado sa sarili, meaning smile lang sya pag narinig nya na panget sya. eh kung maskulado pa at malaki ang ari-arian?

bwiset no. 5

nur...nur

punta ka sa camsur

dun ka magwala

dun ka mamaril

intayin mo si panday

hanggang abril

go ahead...punk

scramble my egg

i do not have the answer

some will lead...some will cook

while i sit and read a book

each chooses a weapon

a pen or a matchstick

a tablet...a cannon

a song and a lipstick

i can only write and cajole

plead and console

though if you bring me the lost and weary

i may dazzle them with my theory

alternate last line:

we can altogether commit hara-kiri

men without honor...shameless and greedy

they populate the government

the sadder thing is they are married to women who are easily blinded by stolen riches and designer bags and paris junkets

and it follows that both will raise children without honor...shameless and greedier

let us remember their names

when the simmer turns to blaze

" i have no hidden agenda. my intention is clearly stated by my drool and the bulge in my pants."

tumatawag ang gubat

bumibilog ang buwan

nahihinog ang duhat

bumabangis si juan

magkakagulo ang matsing

titiwarik ang mga kaing

pag kumokak ang palaka

hihigupin ang talaba

colonoscopic discombobulation

almusal

sando mong puti

at sandangkal na short shorts

hotdog kot itlog

itaas ang kurtina

ibaba ang palda

suklayin ang bigote

isuot ang medyas

itaob ang bote

lulunin ang gatas

composting in a dark corner

dreading becoming a vegetable

but mushy brain refuses to function

iho...shes a walking cluster of complications

stay out of her way

better yet stay out of her sight

the decline... if you dont see it now

you never will

i dont have a bucket list...i do what i can, when i can

color of the day: lavatorial white

runner up : vomit green

stranded in an island of decay amidst a sea of despair

i wait for a mermaid to sing her song

i stand in awe at bigote's immense capacity for bu*lshit

the joy of nothingness...

yes the russians created tetris....

acthung baby!

civil war?

im so out of touch...

where is it anyway?

kakainin ko lahat ng ihahain mo

hilaw man o luto

hihigupin ko ang sabaw

sasawsawan ko ang sarsa

malansa man ang kinilaw

didilaan pa rin kita

"ang mga kababaihan ay nararapat mag-inarte ayon sa antas ng kagandahan"

yoyong boyoyong

asan ang gitara ni minyong