simon b

confusing conjunction IXVII

comatose hype of an insignificant colon in a punctuation marked existence

the curse of the rotten banana

caused by the plague of the unlicked lollipop

matilda

someday you will rot like a cabbage then expire

for now wallow in despair

walt

karl

is not right

but he may be wrong

kant

i cant

figure out

there's a war somewhere east

ebola ravages africa

brazilians are heartbroken over a game

trees had their revenge over cars

pba welcomes pacman

the king is back in cleveland

neighbors fight over parking

skycable is in coma

and a friend left his wife...and kids

the world keeps revolving...the sun keeps shining...people suffer...die...live...love...and night comes...again

i sip my coffee...nursing a hangover

does it matter that i miss you?

meanwhile i sip my coffee

whiteflower

i walk away

then go for a long walk

three paces north

a foot from a pond

lies a basket

made from beyond

of sand and waves

apples and grapes

of night and day

and dreams of clay

behind imagined glory

splendor and majesty

lies a true story

of one so lonely

julia stiles

mark twain

adobo

"Who broke your heart and made you write that song?

Every time you sing i want to cry along..."

an iduhon sits

whenever the sun quits

among the bunion trees

and arkhamed bees

i can google insults too...you furfuracious ructabunde

rumors picked up from a drinking session:

Ateneo volleybelles will now be called Imeldifics

Ateneo men's basketball team will now be called Ateneo Blue McCoys

well, if they are providing the funds...why not....indeed

sorry im not into giving flowers...anymore

siomai it is these days

with matching sago naman

aking iniipon

lahat ng barya

kakain ako ng hipon

na ayaw nila

memo

to: aliens [preferably the nasty, dissecting variety]

for immediate compliance

please abduct the following:

a former defense minister

a former information minister

my hot neighbor's mister

iha...he promised not to make you cry...ever?

he has no clue about relationships

keep calm

and

subjugate your verbs

macho gwapito

tabi at baka ako ang tinitingnan ni ms maganda

hello kitty

polentahin mo muka mo

fart singson

lost a few brain cells again

no more brandy...beer...tequila combo

kape...babae...libro...beer...babae

unpredictable

what? when? why am i here? and who are you?

so bite me