simon b

pilsenic mantra

i will avoid the 7th

i will avoid the 7th

i will avoid the 7th...

bottle.....

or lose some brain cells...again

trascendental medication

testicle diary

entry 5.15

text joke mula sa isang dalagang maganda:

madre: iho, ano ba ang apelido mo?

sakristan: madali ninyong mahuhulaan, sister. ang clue po, lagi nyong hinahawakan.

madre: diyoskopo! Bayag ang apelido mo?

sakristan: hindi po, Rosario po.

I texted back: hahaha... masarap talaga hawakan ang bayag.

never heard from her again.

maybe im so bastos...

supot!

walang matimtimang birhen

sa matyagang manalangin

a.pag kamuka mo si piolo pascual

b.pag maraming kang pera

c. pag kamuka mo na si piolo, marami ka pang pera

unfair daw ang buhay...hugot ng hindi nabiyayaan ng appeal

its your life, iha....

lumandi ka hanggang gusto mo

he's crude but a civil servant to the core

..he will serve for sure

life is too short for punctuation marks

melancholic monday

marahil sa pakikidalamhati sa akin...

sa kalungkutan dulot ng pamamaalam ng isang pag-ibig

ay nagpatiwakal ang aking blue violet na fighting fish

"boogie wonderland."

na

ring the front doorbell

then get in through the back door

my sick duck

duck my sick

yes...iho...debbie did dallas

almost lover

Men want a sexy body to taste and the temptation !!!!

i want...this too!

at junction 56..i met my match

the young version...in skirt

im doomed

panaghoy at misteryo no. 8.02

araw na kakaiba
sabi nya'y martes pa
pinahimbing
ng lambing

realizing in a moment that a young woman is breaking my heart

without her knowing it

panaghoy ng pusong nasusugatan

sa pag-ibig na namamaalam

fall in love. get hurt. cry...get drunk...eat s@%t...die a little...

fall in love again

ayaw ko ng babaeng seloso ang asawa

umberto eco

the name of the rose

left me dazed and confused

sinubo't nilulon

ang aking baon

kabanata IX

" if you're looking for sympathy, it's in the dictionary, between s@%t and syphilis." db