simon b

2

she wants to talk about nuclear fission

im wondering whats the color of her undies

4

she wants discussions about interpretations of dreams

me: can we do it in the kitchen...bathroom perhaps

5+

she wants to know if kettle bells work better than dumbbells

im curious what she will do with my bells

ikaw ang superstar

ang star ng buhay ko

like.

chickenjoy sa umaga

beer sa gabi

la ka na ba talaga

di na makakatabi?

romancing the drunk...

vomit me your love forever

and together

we will rot our liver

chicken wire...chicken wire

your sister is on fire

hit her

with a sprinkler

or she'll go haywire

a penny for your thoughts...

and a mallet for your balls

"...return to sender

address unknown

no such number

no such zone..."

catatonic...

again

for i am without my tonic...

a damsel never in distress

who turns me to vegetable

unable...

to move

no groove

i like miley when she was hannah

23: 18

thou shall not text me while im driving and having...

mag face book-an na lang kaya tayo

tsokolateng malapot

suman at mangga

mundoy kumipot

mula ng mawala ka

beware...

the forever sweet tongue

for the bitter vile awaits when you are lulled to contentment

burnt sienna...yellow ochre

audi driving ancient ogre

hanggang ngayon nagtataka ka pa rin na wala kang nakakausap na matino?

di mo naiisip na hanggang ngayon di mo alam kung nasaan sila?

di na ba natin malalaman

kung matamis tayo maghahalikan

danny trejo is a muppet

from another planet

muppet with an axe

did jessica and michelle

ye gods of justice

send him to hell

oh debbie of miami

please do dallas

she came

i scream

spectacular shitting in the morning

a half open door is an invitation

someone who used to matter is now enclosed in parenthesis...

isulat sa hangin

at babasahin

ng hibang

na damdamin

do you know why it rained this hot summer day

heaven's tears...a dear little friend passed away

now under my desk its dark and empty

like my heart and days dark and gloomy

i wish he was happy with me

the way he made my days be

so i weep and i cry

little friend...goodbye

i dare not enter

a roomful of romance

where lovers banter

in discordant dance