psychOKinetic Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 they were all after your body. i'm in love with your soul. ibahin mo ako. it was never about sex. it's about makin' love. i don't go 'round chasin' after every skirt i see. i'll prove my love for you if it takes forever. i know! men are such assholes! i'm embarrassed to be one sometimes. trust me. knowing what other men put you through, i couldn't possibly hurt you. i never did believe in soulmates or reincarnation or <fill in the blanks w/ any new age bullshit women love so much>, but i couldn't help but think i know you from a previous life, and will know you again in the next... i've done a lot of things i couldn't possibly be proud of, and i've been called a lot of names, but one thing i most certainly am not is a liar! i know it hurts, but i'm not leaving you for another woman. it has always been my "calling" to serve god and be a priest... Quote Link to comment
tagpi Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 i know it hurts, but i'm not leaving you for another woman. it has always been my "calling" to serve god and be a priest... Dude, this is just bad...I know us guys have to do some cussin' and crappin' sometimes but please don't use that one. :thumbsdownsmiley: Quote Link to comment
denimhead Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 It wasnt me ..... She was my cousin... I promise ill be gentle.... im HIV negative.... Its a job thing... Quote Link to comment
psychOKinetic Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Dude, this is just bad...I know us guys have to do some cussin' and crappin' sometimes but please don't use that one. :thumbsdownsmiley: gee. i'm sorry if that one offended you, sir. don't worry, i've never used that one nor do i intend to use it in the future. i've changed my ways, see. now, where was i? oh! yeah, lies ... i don't lie and i hate being lied to. trust is the foundation of any relationship. it won't hurt, i promise. maliit lang 'to, tingnan mo, i've small feet o. that was the best ever! "i've never used performance enhancers, with you, there's never a need to.""e bakit matigas pa rin 'yan?""see, i i rest my case. being with you puts me in a state of perpetual arousal. isa pa nga." "bakit kaunti lang ang lumabas?!""aah...uhm...it's a bit embarrassing but <pause> i dreamt of you this morning and woke up extremely hard..." -or-"i relieved myself before coming here 'cause i want to last longer, perform better, satisfy you more..." "was that a woman's voice i heard?!""ano pa nga ba? nandito ako sa may stoplight, may namamalimos. you know how i feel about mendicancy on the streets. nakakaawa but it puts their lives and those of others in danger. hay naku!" ------------ i just love this topic! gives me the chance to educate and warn others. teka. magtatanong pa ako sa mga friends ko kung ano pang kasinungalingan ang ginagamit nila. hehe. Quote Link to comment
Larry Posted May 3, 2007 Author Share Posted May 3, 2007 I just remembered one: Where are you?China diba? Hello!? *glasses clink, O Pare inom na!* Eh bat naririnig ko so... *CLICK* Pare san ba puede mag patatak ng passport? Quote Link to comment
Mobius Stripper Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 How can a woman look into my eyes & tell me she loves me (when she's about to marry someone else & hid it from me at the time)? Quote Link to comment
Guest lene Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 admit it, we are compatible in bed, and i gave you the best sex ever ! ( :sick: ) Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 said:my name is____i live in ____and so on..... heard:no one can love you betterhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Call_gurl/rofl.gif Quote Link to comment
sabaku_no_gaara Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 oo...pakakasalan kita Quote Link to comment
brownboy Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Told by an adopted, very filipino guy: I'm chinese! goosebumps appears on me every time I hear it from him :evil: :sick: :boo: :upside: Quote Link to comment
bene_factor Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 yes maam, i submitted my report. i slipped it under your door, maybe it got lost. Quote Link to comment
teryus Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 i lab u........ (hay walang kamatayan.. pro eto ko si tanga naniniwala p dn.. buzet...) Quote Link to comment
David Aames Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Nasa training ako non, they confiscated all our cel kaya nde ako naka text sayo ng 3 days... Quote Link to comment
iwalkalone Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 heard: hindi ako magbabagoikaw lang talaga pwamishindi na nga ako na aatract /nagkaka crush sa iba ewala kaseng signalnaiwan ko phone konanakaw phone kowala akong load[sows gasgas na mga lies! gusto kong marinig naman yung "nalunok ko cellphone ko"! para iba naman <_< ]isang malaking panloloko! mga kupal na lalake yan! woooh!http://www.moodsmilies.com/smilies/angry/motz.gif Quote Link to comment
beetlog Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 uminom kami kc bday ni ganito ganyan...walang katapusang birthday Quote Link to comment
Larry Posted May 4, 2007 Author Share Posted May 4, 2007 I'll just tap my cock on your lips I promise (then you proceed to jam it inside her mouth) of course I won't come in your mouth! (then you go oops! I couldn't control it babe I'm sorry) no your stretch marks do not disgust me (while trying very hard to look the other way) I swear baby it was just one time (with that chick) I did not have sexual relations with that woman! (BJ's don't count of course) we'll just talk I promise (in a darkened room with candles and BDSM apparel) I would never go to a massage parlor, eeeewwww (as you discreetly hide your frequent flyer card) I wonder what it's like inside a girlie bar (while avoiding the stares of your regular GROs) I've never been to a stripclub ever (and that's why I know the name of every single move those "dancers" do) Quote Link to comment
cuatro_ojos Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 It won't take long (and then you do her for more than half an hour) Quote Link to comment
tagpi Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 you are a sight for sore eyes! :goatee: Got a room in that big heart of yours for me? Try mo maglambitin sa etits ko! "I LOVE BUSH" (Not the President) Quote Link to comment
Spadez Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 sorry may ot ako with my boss e... hahahaha..... Quote Link to comment
Larry Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 *kisses her neck* her: Ok...we're not gonna have sex you: no of course not *fondle her tits* her: oohhh...we're not having sex you: I know.... *takes off her bra* her: uhhhhm...we're not having sex I said you: Yeah I know *takes off shirt and puts on rubber* her: I told you already...WE...ARE...NOT...HAVING...SEX you: of course not *smile* Quote Link to comment
Sir Galahad® Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 From an Ex: "I LOVE YOU" Quote Link to comment
angel_by_day Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 "....kakain na lang ako mag-isa kesa mag-date ng iba bukod sayo...." after which i read his post that he was looking for single girls to hook up with him.... Quote Link to comment
BnF95 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Lie: "I don't love you anymore."Reason: She didn't deserve an a-hole like me. Quote Link to comment
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