mohao Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 (edited) "nasarapan ka ba?" "oo" Edited April 30, 2007 by wetkiss Quote Link to comment
Boysbe Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 "I will love you forever".......... Quote Link to comment
Larry Posted April 30, 2007 Author Share Posted April 30, 2007 "nasarapan ka ba?" Why do people ask this question? It's settiing yourself up to receive a lie. Quote Link to comment
tagpi Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I will go through anything just for you...- how's about the door? How can i ever leave you?- how's about the trolley? I am a one-woman man..- yeah right :goatee: :thumbsupsmiley: Quote Link to comment
cuatro_ojos Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 (edited) - ikaw lang talaga - wala na'ng iba - bakit naman kita bobolahin? - i was in a meeting - i'm still finishing my work here - my phone was on "silent" profile - her dad was sick and so I called her to see how she's doing Edited April 30, 2007 by cuatro_ojos Quote Link to comment
Larry Posted April 30, 2007 Author Share Posted April 30, 2007 lol @ my thread exposing all the liars *pats self on back NON OT I won't cum on your sheets my name is ___________ I'm not married I'm on the pill (note: very dangerous to trust this on a girl you barely know) Quote Link to comment
Wyld Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I wouldnt lie to you ... im a guy. favorite line of my spin teacher Robert. Quote Link to comment
sweeteenia Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I'm okey without you here.. fine..i'm fine.. Quote Link to comment
tagpi Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 > Trust me (isn't that a condom brand? you dick!) > Who's your daddy? (feeling expert) > pakakasalan kita > You are the most beautiful girl for me > Sarap ng niluto mo > Does this dress make me look fat? (response : You look great in anything!) > add: You look better without anything on. > I will take care of you (wait till i get you punch-drunk) > Never done this before > iwi-withdraw ko talaga...pramis > sample lang pasok, then i will just beat my dry wick later :goatee: Quote Link to comment
lomex32 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Honestly I did not have it for a very long time.... My last one .... last year pa Quote Link to comment
wildswans Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 - strict ang parents ko- you're my future husband- you're all i ask for and more- ...and a lot more! Quote Link to comment
transcience Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 not the biggest lie, but this one had me in stitches kahit gigil na ako sa inis. me finds missing rubber in the pack .... baka kinain ng daga. the daga knows how to tear the rubber in the perforated part??? duh. Quote Link to comment
tagpi Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 oh...here's another one GF : Sino itong nagtetext sa iyo ng "Muzta na U?" etc...(huli ka) BF : Ewan ko...alam mo naman marami dyan nagtetext kahit di kilala, naghahanap lang ng text mate...kita mo wala sa phonebook di ba? (e kasi di nilagay sa phone book, minemorize ang number)...lulusot din talaga yan :goatee: :thumbsupsmiley: Quote Link to comment
Viola Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 biggest lie?'even though i don't show it, i really love you''wala akong ibang gf no''don't leave me, mahal na mahal kita' (with tears pa) all lies. all lies. he is a lying cheating bastard. Quote Link to comment
_Honey_ Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Lalakeng-lalake ako.. (goodluck! ) Quote Link to comment
mohao Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 -pinsan ko lang yun... yeah tell that to yourself... Quote Link to comment
TNT Hsia Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Similar to above post. "That was my cousin." "Yeah, cousin-tahan!" Quote Link to comment
putput0626 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 - im single - sa lahat ng di ko makalimutan, ikaw ung nagtagal sa isip ko.. 20 yrs... - kung bola lng ito, bat ko istorbohin ang buhay mong nananahimik??? - di mo lng alam maghapon ikaw laman ni isip ko... - may seminar/training kc eh. cencia na ha- wag mag-isip ng ganyan.. lam mo lagay mo saken... - BS - "last stop na kita" - wahaha.... yeah right.... pareho kaming last stop mo??? Quote Link to comment
shane_gema Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 * yup first time ko lang... * ask ng guy kung nag cum ako "yeah i did sabay nga tayo e." * nope wala akong bf since last year pa * nothing happened with me and my last bf never sya nag ask for sex kahit 2yrs kami * i never went down with any guy b4 ni hindi ko nga alam itsura ng private part ng guy e * i can't compare having sex with u and any guy kasi ikaw pa lang naka sex ko e, di ko din alam iba iba pala itsura at size nun, now ko lang nalaman kasi sinabi mo. * ask ng guy kung maliit ba yung kanya or what, my answer "sarap nga ng sayo saktong sakto lang", kahit wala ka maramdaman sa sobrang kaliitan haha! * i love u so much ur the last guy for me. kala ng mga guys sila lang capable manloko sa mga girls. well fyi girls can come up with the biggest lie that will seem believable lalo na kung innocent looking yung girl. so dont be fooled looks can deceive mga pare. both sexes come up with all the lies to get away with something. Quote Link to comment
CHINITALOVER Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Life and Love is fair... Quote Link to comment
ex-fling Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 some break up lines such as:- it's not you, it's me- you're too nice, i dont deserve you- promise, walang third party involved. im just too busy. usually sa dates:- when asked: "nasan ka na?" the girl replies "malapit na" when she's not even halfway of the meeting place.- when late on a date, "didn't you get my text that...?" sa mga lambingan sessions (in a relationship):- i never get attracted with other girls.- you're everything that i need.- hindi ko kaya mawala ka sakin. ill think of some more... Quote Link to comment
jaguar_18 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Girl: Y tawag ka nya HonGuy: Di ko alam. :thumbsdownsmiley: Guy calls: Sensya na, sira phone ko e kaya di kita matex tsaka bc sobraGirl: (Wtf-2 weeks? cnu sa pinas kayang mbuhay ng walang cel?) Quote Link to comment
Larry Posted May 1, 2007 Author Share Posted May 1, 2007 * i can't compare having sex with u and any guy kasi ikaw pa lang naka sex ko e, di ko din alam iba iba pala itsura at size nun, now ko lang nalaman kasi sinabi mo. this just made my blood run cold. Quote Link to comment
tagpi Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 * ask ng guy kung maliit ba yung kanya or what, my answer "sarap nga ng sayo saktong sakto lang", kahit wala ka maramdaman sa sobrang kaliitan haha! This one is better known as : "Is it IN yet?" :goatee: Quote Link to comment
alphatetano Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 ** trying to do the best for someone because my past caught up with me --- "i don't love you ... i never did ..." :sadsmiley02: Quote Link to comment
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