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---> "Who are you? I'm sorry, I hit my head and I don't remember anything."

 

---> "I'm sorry, I had amnesia when I was dating you, now I remember that I'm already married."

 

---> "Ah ... ah ... yeah ... uhm ... ah ... oh, look at the time, mommy is going to k*ll me for staying out so late."

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  • 4 weeks later...

I jack off twice before checking in into the motel with my gf.

Siempre, lambot titi na ako.

She just gets pissed off.

 

Next tym we go to the motel, I jack off again twice before.

 

AT WALA NG NEXT TYM KC BAD TRIP NA GF KO SAKIN!!

 

AYOS, NAKAWALA NA AKO SA KANYA!! :thumbsupsmiley:

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just tell it straight...... if u dont want the relationship to go on.... just be frank and say it... ur just prolonging the agony .... and maybe ur partner is having a hard time as well..... so speak out...

 

and besides its a lame excuse saying that girls are a bit emotional.... and ooohh u dont want to see us crying hu hu hu ... lol not anymore guys....we waste some tears for ur EG0 .... we cry to give u pride

 

because we know that u need it more than we do =) dont u know that gurls handle things well and they survive greatly after ur gone.... ?

 

we conquer and we build better life as soon as u leave....

 

 

ryt gurls?

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