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someone painfully honest is better than someone who politely lies to save you from hurt.  i prefer to be hurt than be blind and deluded.

If more women were like you, diskette, men wouldn't learn to lie so much. :cool:

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Dedicated to my friends in the advertising industry.....

 

GOD IS LIKE.....

 

BAYER ASPIRIN --- He works miracles.

A FORD --- He's got a better idea.

COKE --- He's the real thing.

HALLMARK CARDS --- He cares enough to send His very best.

TIDE --- He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

GENERAL ELECTRIC --- He brings good things to life.

SEARS --- He has everything.

ALKA-SELTZER --- Try Him, you'll like Him.

SCOTCH TAPE --- You can't see Him but you know He's there.

DELTA --- He's ready when you are.

VO-5 HAIRSPRAY --- He holds through all kinds of weather.

DIAL SOAP --- Aren't you glad you have him? Don't you wish everybody did?

The US POSTAL SERVICE --- Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

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