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How To Keep Your Man Faithful, Loyal To Only You


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Well 100% loyal for the rest of his life may be almost impossible.

But at least strive for 90% - 95% pwede na di ba?

 

My Lola's Technique:

 

- pag kinalabit... GAME... "I never say no!"

 

My other Lola's Technique:

 

- where he is assigned... I go with him... do not believe in long distance relationships... wife must go with husband wherever he goes.

 

A tip I heard a mother in law say to her daughter in law:

 

- fulfill all your husband's (my son's) sexual fantasies.

- be his porn star

 

What I see from the ultimate 70+ year old grand mother I idolize:

 

- make children in great numbers

- love him, be sweet, thoughtful, respectful

- never ever nag

 

What I see in some advice columns

 

- initiate sex some times

 

What I think:

 

- give him all the sex he needs, women want monogamy but do not "put out" have sex enough with their husbands to justify monogamy. So you put out 1 or 2 times a month? s@%t... that is obviously NOT ENOUGH.

- if your man is drained of semen when he gets out the door, he won't have bullets to shoot elsewhere.

- maintain health and figure and beauty

- wear the hottest shorts and tank tops at home until your 50s... kaya yan if you are healthy...

 

Do not use condoms on your husband... sex with condoms suck... big time.

 

Do not use chemical contraceptives or disabling ligation... disabled fertility... means disabled sexuality... no more pheromone or vibration beauty / attractiveness signals... you will lose it all.... including your man.

 

If you need birth control... learn NFP... skin to skin... internal vaginal cum is wifely sex... Pull out is frustrating for your man too.

 

If it is your fertile time... you can always SWALLOW... hell if you are the chick that swallows... you are the bomb!

 

Strive to be his best and most varied lover... learn various sex moves.

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but men loyal to their wives exist.

maybe they are few but such creatures do exist.

 

just like there are women who are loyal partners

and some who are most definitely not.

 

 

 

on to topic: women must not, ever, think and demand that they be the center of the universe. specially of the man's universe. the nearest a woman can get is if she sticks close, intimately close, to a man's real center of universe - his balls

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I prefer being consistent in making me feel wanted than any amount of shopping money. I can make my own shopping money naman.

 

Glut func, mukhang maling klase ng mga babae ang nakukuha mo ah. Hehehe. Just an observation. :P

 

... been wondering about that myself for years. :P And no, it's not the kind of women that you're thinking.... i know better than that. :D

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May mga lalake na boring din sa kama... marami nyan.

 

Kng pera lng din naman labanan

Ano kmi?? Sinasalpakan ng pera sa mukha para manahimik at hndi magreklamo sa kng anong ggwin nyo??

 

Uuwi ng gabi galing s inuman

 

"Wag nyo akong sabihan kng anong ggawin ko sa pera ko!!!"

 

Nririnig ko yan... sa kpitbahay ko.

 

Tpos ang tanong, pano nga ba kau mgging loyal sa babae?

 

Bawal magreklamo

Dapat magaling sa kama

Dapat laging mabango at maganda...

 

Yan diba?

 

Kaya pla pag losyang na tong c babae, kasi hndi magkandaugaga sa pag alaga s mga anak nyo at kka asikaso sa inyo at sa bahay... ehhhh maghahanap kau ng ibang ulam...

 

Tsk tsk

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true.

 

but on the other hand, is it too much to ask to avoid making the universe too crowded? ^_^

 

 

 

or maybe yeah. that is asking too much ;)

 

a woman who knows herself, free from the tyranny of self importance, sure of her place under the stars will always shine through the clutter.

she can be the man's moon...or sun with dazzling rays

the brightest star in all the milky ways

 

a woman like that can say to her man...leave me, maybe i'll cry, but i will live...leave me and its your loss not mine

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