Biggest Lies Ever...

[tagalupa]

Mahal kita..

[1badhabit]

ikaw lang bf ko... :thumbsdownsmiley:

[xyza]

guy: i want us to be friends.. plus the benefits

me: you can only have one, why can't you be contented with just having the benefits?

guy: because I want to be friends with you, i wanna care somehow about you even if we're not committed

me: aww.. how sweet of you (at the back of my mind "BULLSHIT!")

 

More like "I want to have the GF experience with you without having to pay or giving you power to have a say at anything! I mean, that's why I'm still single right now cause I have the same relationship with all the women I'm with and it's sooooo much better to not be committed cause It's just like having a GF minus the hard times!"

 

This crap is never gonna work! I don't have anything against the being Fubus concept but wanting us to be friends and f#&k me at the same time is just pure bullshit.

 

This is the hierarchy:

 

1.) Bf/Gf relationship- is higher than friends, it involves friendship, sex and commitment

2.) Friends- is lower than bf/gf relationship, it does not involve sex! gawd! can you imagine f#&king your friend whom you spill your guts to?

3.) Fubu- is definitely lower than bf/gf relationship and even friends! Yeah, you talk about something after the sex but that's not friends.. i mean not friends FRIENDS! It's just for conversations sake so you have something to talk about while you're both recharging for another round! You don't expect a fubu to come running towards you when you call their name! You don't expect them to be there when you need them (not unless you both need to let something out like uh.. i dunno.. THE HEAT?!).

 

I understand the Fubus are for horniness sake so I don't understand saying crap about being friends and s@%t that's just plain WRONG. So please please don't talk about how you care cause we both know for a fact that the reason why we are at this point is because you are having problems with committing let's not make it complicated by pretending we're friends!

[excitedvirgin]

TWO GUYS I MET AT WORK

 

1ST GUY

Me: So do you already have kids?

Him: Wala...Wala pa

 

The next day a friend told me to beware of this guy, because he already has 3 kids and he got married young, and her wife is actually one of our supervisors.

 

2ND GUY

Me: O baka kagaya ka din nung na meet ko kahapon ha...Sabi daw walang anak yun pala may asawa't anak na

HIM: Wala ako asawa, at lalo namang wala akong anak.

 

After a month I found out that he was on paternity leave kasi nanganak ka live in nya.

 

Well technically, hindi nga naman nya asawa kasi ka live in, at wala pa naman talaga sya anak dahil buntis pa lang nung mga time na yun si girl.

Tsk Tsk Tsk

Edited December 22, 2008 by excitedvirgin

[Guest JuicyCowgurl]

Wala akong asawa!

 

*common lie na nakakainis and nakakabwiset!

[wOwShakes]

my partner said

 

isa lang anak ko!!!!

 

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

[toknene]

hindi ako yun nakita mo promise

[krisnathan24]

"busy ako..." or "marami akong ginagawa..."

[toknene]

wala akong pera

[snowy84]

im gonna do your best friend. which i did. and my ex didnt believe it so he never really knew it wasnt lying per se, on the contrary it was a brutal truth masked as a ridiculous concept (at least to him) ergo the somewhat lie? confusing noh?

[maitreya]

"i need space"

[miguelandal]

When I was asked if I loved her and I said I didn't... I lied. I was just scared.

This girl was perfect, I loved everything about her, went all gaga writing her love letters, talking for hours on end on the phone and other mushy crap of the sort, it wasn't me but I was willing to change everything about me. But when crunch time came I just couldn't say anything. I just sort of drifted away.

 

Talked to her a few days back and she asked me if everything was fine, I lied and said everything was great.

[feistySamara]

you have beautiful eyes

 

you're beautiful

 

i love you

[complicated8]

hmmm, I'm religious.

[angel_by_day]

sexy stars saying......conservative po ako at ang pamilya ko