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my husband told me the night before that he'll be on a trip w/ the president of the company & will be surveying a farmland in batangas.

 

hubby: hon, di ako makakatext or makakatwag ha, kasama ko presidente namin eh ayaw nun nagtetext ako while driving.

 

me: cge hon.

 

woman's instinct really is reliable, i dunno, just randomly dialled his ofc & asked for him. guess what, the president's secretary told me that he just came in, the president, i.e. that was around 9:30am, eh 5am pa umalis hubby ko para suduin daw ung "boss" n'ya!!! i called my hubby...

 

me: hi hon, kamusta byahe?

 

hubby: pagod hon. cge hon, andito na boss ko.

 

me: ah tlg, pakausap naman sa presidente n'yo, kamustahin ko lang.

 

he eventually admitted he was with his ofcmate/mistress/best friend. and defensively reasoned out that it was an official business trip. yeah, right.

 

HE F*CKED UP BIG TIME. :thumbsdownsmiley:

 

 

hhhhmmm I know someone who f#&ked up big time too. LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE...mai thai kikay28? :D

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"wear this ring as a pledge of my love and fidelity..."

 

:lol: :P :D

 

 

hahaha natawa naman ako dito

 

eto kaya

 

biggest lies ever......... try this - man to wife "hindi na kami....iniwan ko na sya.....itinigil ko na.....promise"

 

pwede to sa best actor award in a story telling a lie category done by a comedian in a super drama role

 

nakasira ata yun promise nyahaha.... nga pala nasa pagdeliver daw para magka award este paniwalaan..... hirap maging player noh!

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after break up, masyado akong nasaktan tagal na kasi namin and then here it goes masyado nyang minamadali ang break up namin. she cant even wait to let some chances faded. anyway nagmamadali din kasi ung textmate nya na bolero :thumbsupsmiley: she know how it will affect me pero ehto banat pa rin sya ng break. till mangyari ang kinakatakutan nya. ginalaw lang sya ng textmate nya. she was left in the middle, after one year f our break up, nagparamdam din sya, all of the sudden parang kami ulit. panay ang paramdam nya concern sya. gusto ko gumanti, nag adobe photoshop ako ng fake visa sa canada.haha, ipinasend ko sa ate ko dun. sinabi ko baka nde na ako bumalik ng pinas. dami nyang sorry sa email. :headsetsmiley:

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